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I have the perfect costume for Halloween this year

submitted by WNwoman to whatever 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 15:19:19 ago (+22/-0)     (whatever)

I’m going to be a DEI secret service agent!

All I need is a butch cut black pantsuit (I’ll stuff a pillow in my pants for the FUPA), a ponytail, sunglasses, and a holster.


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[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 6 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 15:23:31 ago (+6/-0)

I'm still in the fake shooting narrative. I haven't gotten to the "DEI SS failed to prevent a real assassin" narrative yet.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 15:28:05 ago (+3/-0)

Wait, you don't believe in the ear nick at 130 meters? What kind of show-watcher are you?

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 4 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 15:45:22 ago (+4/-0)

The problem with programming all the goyim with art is that everybody will eventually become a critic.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 19:11:58 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:10:10 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know if it was fake or not. Consider though what a bullet does to something like paper, compared to what would happen if a bullet hit a tomato. The force transmitted is related to the mass and velocity of the bullet and also the the mass of the thing it hits.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:51:37 ago (+1/-0)

and also the the mass of the thing it hits.

Shoot an empty can at 100yds vs a full can. You'll see.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 15:55:57 ago (+2/-0)

Make sure to Not have pistol in the holster. When you are asked about it look very surprised at exclaim "OH DEAR! IT MUST HAVE FALLEN OUT SOMEWHERE!"

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 17:00:16 ago (+0/-0)

Yea,that'll go over well with all these anti-gun NUTS running around.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 09:08:00 ago (+0/-0)

As you waddle down the street, take selfies, and keep fumbling with your glasses, phone, and gun/holster

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 00:52:41 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe wear a cheap fatsuit under it all and put a cheap, poorly fitting pantsuit over it.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 09:09:05 ago (+0/-0)

and screech 'WHERE ARE WE GOIN?? WAT ARE WE DOIN??'

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 11 monthsJul 16, 2024 22:01:17 ago (+0/-0)

😂