Nantucket residents are watching their pristine beaches transform into "waste dumps" filled with floating debris and sharp fiberglass shards. This prompted officials to close beaches this week after a massive offshore wind turbine experienced a catastrophic failure.
There once was a fan from Nantucket, Whose blades were too long, and said "fuck it." The designers were dim, and now no one can swim. But at least we're not changing the climate.
I know what it was. High winds. It always is. These fucking things aren't made for high wind speed but are supposed to last 25 years. Fucking boondoggle
I’ll never forget learning about fiberglass. We had fiberglass light poles on my street growing up and me and a buddy climbed it in shorts with no shirts, like hug and shimmy climbing. Fiberglass all over man. Ahhh just being a kid
See we have materials that will last forever, but for shekels sake lets just use glued together shards of glass and toxic shit that will fall apart within 5 years!
Me and my buddy were probably ten or something years old. I just remeber my mom throwing us in a hot tub scrubbing us lol. I said mom our skin hurts and itches. She said why what were yall doing. “Climbing the pole outside”
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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 12 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:32:27 ago (+12/-0)
Whose blades were too long, and said "fuck it."
The designers were dim,
and now no one can swim.
But at least we're not changing the climate.
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I know what it was. High winds. It always is. These fucking things aren't made for high wind speed but are supposed to last 25 years. Fucking boondoggle
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Nice going genius
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and
Care to point to an oil fired power station on a beach, you fucking retard.
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[ + ] GetFuckedCunt
[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 2 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 18:39:26 ago (+2/-0)
Keep trying to move the goal posts.
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 16:10:02 ago (+0/-0)
A: none. Niggers can’t swim so why would the smelly nigger be on the beach….duh
B: two. Because disgusting fucking niggers rarely roam alone
C: 3/4. Shark had a bite, spit the rest of the nigger out
D: one: her name is big Mike and she looks mostly simian
5: Biden in black face totally lost again