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Men & Women at the Beach in Real Time

submitted by VitaminSieg to whatever 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:26:09 ago (+32/-0)     (whatever)

At the beach right now and all the men are either talking with each other, playing with their kids in the sand or water, or reading a book. Meanwhile every single woman is on her phone.


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[ - ] dass 0 points 9 monthsJul 18, 2024 01:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

Totes probably gossiping and talking shit about their SO's.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 3 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 21:50:29 ago (+3/-0)

women are already the future dystopian slaves we fear we might become.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 21:15:38 ago (+2/-0)

I dunno where you are, but if it's a million degrees outside, I"m not comin. Beach or no.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 21:15:03 ago (+5/-0)

Women are stupid (fat) retards, mostly.

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 16:24:30 ago (+2/-0)

They're influencing. Cmon get with the times.

[ - ] dass 1 point 9 monthsJul 18, 2024 00:59:14 ago (+1/-0)

TIL 'influencing' also means gossiping. hehe

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 15:38:02 ago (+2/-0)

Women.

[ - ] Wahaha 3 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 15:22:26 ago (+3/-0)

I tend to read on my phone these days. Way more convenient. I also tend to have internet disabled on my phone. Way more convenient.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:32:17 ago (+6/-0)

They gotta see how many 'likes' their breakfast plate photo got from simp orbiters

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 15:30:14 ago (+2/-0)

I got a 👍 on the photo of my Oxo breakfast spatula that arrived as maybe the first ever morning delivery.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 15:31:38 ago (+4/-0)

Check out Captain Hollywood with his 'morning delivery' wtf

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 19:42:50 ago (+0/-0)

Crazy, but they used fedex. It's 4:30pm now and I've only had one of ten normal deliveries so far.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 21:23:15 ago (+1/-0)

Oh boy youre basically a famous star now!

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 22:06:41 ago (+1/-0)

100% like rate.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 16 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:30:44 ago (+16/-0)

Women worship their small rectangular digital jesus, because it validates their existence without the pesky friction of reality.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:41:25 ago (+3/-0)

"reality",how annoying.

[ - ] Gowithit 8 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:28:11 ago (+8/-0)

so you're sitting with the women then?

[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 15 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 15:00:59 ago (+15/-0)

With my wife & kids, yeah. Took time out of being an awesome dad to post this deep insight for you niggerfaggots.

[ - ] albatrosv15 5 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 15:38:33 ago (+5/-0)

And we are grateful. Faggot.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 19:18:39 ago (+1/-0)

I do love this place. Lol.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:32:59 ago (+4/-0)

Nice catch, are you sure you're not a man?

[ - ] TheSimulacra 3 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:37:46 ago (+3/-0)

She's a single woman.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 9 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:43:24 ago (+5/-0)

No, her black husband is an aspiring mumblerapper named SmolNiggaSambo