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I am not responsible for the crowdstrike outage.

submitted by prototype to whatever 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 10:17:05 ago (+44/-3)     (whatever)

Whoever is, good on them.


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[ - ] Cantaloupe 18 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 10:50:42 ago (+18/-0)

That's just like what the responsible party would say... /jk

[ - ] Anus_Expander 12 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:51:54 ago (+12/-0)

We had an agreement. I gave you a whole box full of Red Lobster coupons for the job, now FINISH IT!

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 11:28:19 ago (+1/-0)

THOSE CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS ARENT GOONG TO EARN THEMSELVES!

[ - ] TheSimulacra 10 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:34:51 ago (+13/-3)

No one thought you were. We all think you are full of shit however.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 10 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:00:52 ago (+10/-0)

When will you release the torrent where you downloaded the internet??

[ - ] Cunt 9 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:57:34 ago (+9/-0)

Your last post was "20-30 hours for encryption key" - so where's that up to?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 8 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 13:25:03 ago (+8/-0)

The account on Voat/UpGoat named prototype has been taken over by opposition and the original user has been "incapacitated."

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 14:19:25 ago (+2/-0)

That sounds ominous. Care to elaborate further?

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 19:20:31 ago (+2/-0)

Two weeks until he can reveal proof

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 7 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:54:08 ago (+7/-0)

Two more weeks

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 18:00:51 ago (+2/-0)

The CrowdStrike outage slowed development, obviously.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 9 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:03:04 ago (+9/-0)

Whomever smelt it dealt it

[ - ] ProudRebel 6 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:17:01 ago (+6/-0)

Fart jokes are always a wind.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:21:55 ago (+5/-0)

I thought they were just a gas.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 00:21:39 ago (+1/-0)

No, they matter.

[ - ] FacelessOne 6 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:23:48 ago (+6/-0)

Still Alive! Where's my code dump!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 6 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 10:57:35 ago (+6/-0)

What a coincidence! Me either!

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:45:59 ago (+4/-1)

But, you are a bumbling fool.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 14:22:02 ago (+4/-0)

This is a very good point.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 14:26:32 ago (+3/-0)

This is a very good point.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 5 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:58:25 ago (+5/-0)

A likely excuse, do you really expect us to believe that?
Two days of posting,"I'm gonna break the interwebs", and then the interwebs break.
I'm telling Big Brother on you and you're gonna be grounded for the rest of the weekend

[ - ] Love240 4 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 17:41:04 ago (+4/-0)

2 more week!

[ - ] clymer 3 points 10 monthsJul 20, 2024 22:12:54 ago (+3/-0)

We know. I'd be surprised if you could crash a bigwheel

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2024 19:07:52 ago (+0/-0)

Low center of gravity. Big Wheels were the original drifting machine. Tough to roll but I have confidence he could put it into the wall.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:22:34 ago (+4/-0)

Did you take out Sheila Jackson-Lee?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 7 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:26:17 ago (+7/-0)

No but he did recently lean a ladder against a building.

[ - ] Anotherone 3 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 20:25:35 ago (+3/-0)

Not gonna lie I was kinda hoping it was you so that someone did something of merit.

[ - ] prototype [op] -1 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2024 16:34:29 ago (+0/-1)

If it were me, I wouldn't legally take responsibility for it anyway. Theres no advantage to attention seeking.

Unfortunately the current approach appeared promising, right up until testing it under larger numbers and data sets.

I didn't give a follow up because I wasn't interested in making excuses or having to defend against anyone. Some things work out, most don't.

[ - ] Anotherone 0 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2024 21:17:42 ago (+0/-0)

Dude it wasn't about attention seeking, and I very well know that as does everyone else here that isn't a bot.

If you could have pulled this off, great and if not I bet you can figure it the fuck out.

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:11:04 ago (+4/-0)

The Rook always crows!

[ - ] Nasturtium 2 points 10 monthsJul 20, 2024 22:40:41 ago (+2/-0)

I was wondering about that today, Virge... I was traveling too dagnabit.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 11:55:36 ago (+3/-0)

That's exactly what an evil maniacal menace to society would say if he were responsible for it.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 10 monthsJul 21, 2024 10:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

Cicada

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 18:00:34 ago (+2/-0)

So you didn't crack their encryption and insert a corrupt driver file into the update. Phew. /s

[ - ] clymer 1 point 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 19:16:07 ago (+2/-1)

how the fuck does this post get 42 upvotes, 0 downvotes and people still believe you're about to release something that will render PKI useless. I remain perplexed

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 19:21:57 ago (+2/-1)

@system restricted downvotes or this garbage would be getting dogpiled

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2024 16:38:31 ago (+0/-0)

Hope is important unfortunately. And system probably recognizes the best legal defense against radicals going out and doing damage and being associated with voat, is one person offering the plausible defense that half the active users voted for the peaceful option, however unlikely.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 12:23:42 ago (+1/-0)

1pbtid
They got him

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 11 monthsJul 20, 2024 19:19:42 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah cause you're a fake news larping faggot. Two more weeks until you invalidate all cryptography.

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2024 16:36:35 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah cause you're a fake news larping faggot. Two more weeks until you invalidate all cryptography.

Stay mad.

Definitely two more weeks and then for sure.

But I will continue working on my cryptography no matter how many times I fail.

I've failed with approaches and subvariations, by my account, 400 times in the span of four years.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 10 monthsJul 22, 2024 19:04:25 ago (+1/-1)

I go hard in the comments but I do hope you're genuine and succeed in this endeavor.