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Maybe they can make a gang raped barbie for diversity

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 11 monthsJul 23, 2024 15:46:53 ago (+3/-0)     (dissenter.com)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 11 monthsJul 23, 2024 22:28:19 ago (+1/-0)

A bloody piece of roast beef with mascara streaked tears and a swollen eye?

[ - ] Cantaloupe [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 03:28:28 ago (+0/-0)*

What about slave barbie? That is another win

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 11 monthsJul 23, 2024 16:06:09 ago (+1/-0)

Barbie is a jew created doll that has pushed unattainable beauty onto little girls for decades. Since they made a movie, everyone thinks that barbie is about female empowerment. Barbie's dimensions are physically impossible.



[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 09:35:59 ago (+0/-0)

Barbie's dimensions are physically impossible
I know a young lady from Lithuania who defines those dimensions rather well.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 09:56:15 ago (+0/-0)

Her ankles and wrists must break nearly everyday, and she would have to crawl around on all fours. Does she have a liver? Because there isn't enough room in the torso for a whole one.

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 11:15:25 ago (+0/-0)

I should have said 'approximates' instead of 'defines'.
You would need to see to believe.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 11:16:22 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds a little scary, actually.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 11 monthsJul 23, 2024 15:57:59 ago (+1/-0)

Do blind girls play with Barbie? For them, it’s about the touch, and all those Barbies feel the same. And you can’t enjoy the accessories.

They should make one with no fucking legs, so the blind kids can feel the difference.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 09:40:04 ago (+1/-0)

Amputee Barbie can be found at random yard sales.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 10 monthsJul 24, 2024 03:33:27 ago (+0/-0)

If you have any friends that buy their kid a blind barbie or down syndrome barbie you'll know to take their name out of your contact list and block their calls.

Can't imagine their conversation; "I'm wonderful. I'm wonderful, I'm wonderful, I'm wonderful"