I like my coffee like I like my women. - Upgoat

I like my coffee like I like my women.
submitted by HomerSampson to coffee 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 12:36:33 ago (+13/-0) (coffee)

Ground up and in the freezer.

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 13:06:56 ago (+8/-0)

[ - ] lolxd 4 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 14:26:10 ago (+4/-0)

Without someone else's cock in them.

[ - ] WillisJaxson 3 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 14:19:09 ago (+3/-0)

Cold and bitter.

[ - ] Nasturtium 3 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 13:58:12 ago (+3/-0)

Sweet and white is the correct answer... geez, or if a man, strong, sweet and white! Kek

[ - ] NoSalvation 2 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 14:53:54 ago (+2/-0)

Rich & horny?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 16:22:18 ago (+0/-0)

Ded

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 13:25:03 ago (+2/-0)

Roast your coffee, and your women fresh, never frozen.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:40:27 ago (+0/-0)

How did his upvoated? This is a tired dead baby joke from several decades ago.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:43:26 ago (+0/-0)

sigh of relief upvote im guessing.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:29:56 ago (+0/-0)

same

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 15:09:23 ago (+0/-0)

Loaded with cream and sugar.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 10 monthsJul 27, 2024 15:08:18 ago (+0/-0)

Doubly ruins the coffee.