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You know what? Sometimes you motherfuckers make me feel at home.
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 20:37:44 ago (+56/-2) (whatever)

It’s not all the time.
It’s rarely any time
But seriously, you fuckers make me laugh more than what I get out in the world.
That’s a thing. We need laughter.
Some of you are dicks.
Most are not.
Hell, I’m a major dick.
I even love you fuckers I don’t agree with.
Peace be upon you.
White Power⚡️⚡️

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 14 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 20:45:00 ago (+14/-0)

Shut up whore and go get me a beer from the fridge.

[ + ] WyattDonnelly

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 20:48:52 ago (+4/-0)

Fetch me one more beer, boy.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:57:13 ago (+4/-0)

Ok sleeper.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:57:53 ago (+2/-0)

Ok goat balls. Did you forget who you’re talking too?

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 10:54:15 ago (+2/-0)

you motherfuckers make me feel at home.

Lol!

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter 9 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:14:40 ago (+9/-0)

I'm happy to be of service. \o

[ - ] PenisEnvy 8 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:06:19 ago (+8/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/x3xzst.mp4

Sometimes chat is like that...

[ - ] HeyJames 8 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:02:09 ago (+8/-0)

Fuck off nigger faggot!

There's coffee in the pot, we saved you a few donuts.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:34:44 ago (+7/-0)

God damnit. I've been thinking about having a coffee for the past two hours, thought I talked myself out of it. Fuck it. I'm making a cup of coffee. Who needs sleep?

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 23:43:29 ago (+4/-0)

Don’t do it. You have other problems

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 7 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:08:42 ago (+7/-0)

you niggers are fags

[ - ] UncleDoug 6 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 00:38:08 ago (+6/-0)

Thanks cunt for not acting like a bot.

I’d have a drink with you.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 01:40:30 ago (+4/-0)

Cheers!🍺

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 20:47:37 ago (+5/-0)

The ghetto hood screams out

WHITE POWDER
WHITE POWDER
WHITE POWDER

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 08:53:02 ago (+1/-0)

alls i got is rocks!

Sheeeeeiitt

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 23:42:32 ago (+5/-0)

Fyck off, we are fu.... oh never mind it’s you

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 00:06:48 ago (+3/-0)

🤣

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 20:53:30 ago (+4/-0)

Sergeant Dick! You got promoted? Congratulations!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:17:52 ago (+4/-0)

\o

now piss off

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:40:47 ago (+4/-0)

Well said! Cheers 🍻

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:09:31 ago (+3/-0)

Pay No attention,he's on pain meds.

He'll be back to his cranky self in a few days.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:59:18 ago (+4/-0)

Not.
9 years off them.
Projection unnecessary.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 00:09:21 ago (+3/-0)

I take it back,thought you were hurtin'?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 5 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 00:11:03 ago (+5/-0)

I’m always hurting somewhere. Years of construction work and a few car wrecks.
I’m all IBP and stretching and the hot tub nowadays.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 00:13:23 ago (+3/-0)

Good to hear!

[ - ] anrach 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:27:53 ago (+3/-0)

\Ω

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:35:13 ago (+3/-0)

White Power!

[ - ] mannerbund 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 23:04:30 ago (+3/-0)

Juice it IceMonkey

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 00:09:40 ago (+4/-0)

Ha! You remember that!
It’s still in my kitchen, just as it was!⚡️⚡️

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 23:20:31 ago (+3/-0)

I still don't know why you love guns so much given that you live in California. I guess we all make mistakes.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 00:08:53 ago (+2/-0)

? Come on man, we all love guns and it no mistake.
Only mistake was losing all of mine in that boating accident.

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 06:29:11 ago (+1/-0)

It's just a shame about the limits and all.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 23:26:14 ago (+3/-0)

I can't help but notice you didn't mention SBBH in your post.

This has been noted.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 01:59:01 ago (+5/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/u52eic.jpg

Mirrors:

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/t81jcqeb.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/PhDsQ7L/u52eic.jpg
https://qu.ax/Man.jpg

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 02:29:27 ago (+1/-0)

Bwahahahahahaha

Topkek

[ - ] Backfromthedesert 3 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 00:15:01 ago (+3/-0)

Currently drinking and watching a show with the lady. our babies are sleeping soundly. Wish I had friends like you guys in real life. I’ve never known someone who would approve of me frequenting this place except my wife. But that’s only because I taught her before we had kids. Life can be a little isolating. Thank God for my wife and this place.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 01:42:21 ago (+2/-0)

Man, I get it. My wife and I are it. I have a couple of friends, but mostly it’s she and I. The couple of friends I have are probably on here and I don’t even know it!🤣

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:03:08 ago (+2/-0)

Who are you again?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:55:55 ago (+4/-0)

Actually, I’m more active here than you are.
Who are you?

[ + ] PenisEnvy

[ - ] PenisEnvy 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:58:57 ago (+2/-0)

That sounds like the conversation in a gerry home between two rotten boomers now doesn't it?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 00:06:00 ago (+4/-0)

My parents were boomers.
I’ll kick your ass fair and square.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:16:12 ago (+4/-2)

I hate all of you.

Except RMGoetbbels. He is pretty cool.

And Rotteux, he is cool too.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 22:03:01 ago (+3/-0)

Rottenjew is metis

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65acca50b41a1

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 01:02:47 ago (+2/-0)

Love you too bro

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 01:39:48 ago (+2/-0)

⚡️⚡️

[ + ] Hall_of_Cost

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 03:22:21 ago (+1/-0)

⚡️⚡️\○

[ - ] Eligrey 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 01:16:31 ago (+2/-0)

Hell ya brother!

Peace out.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 01:39:58 ago (+2/-0)

✌️

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 05:00:23 ago (+2/-0)

godspeed

o/

i love you guys too

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 08:59:38 ago (+2/-0)

Hell yeah icemonke!I feel the same way you do, bud. I dont drink anymore but I would definitely have a few with you and shoot the shit. I think we’d get along great.
Im willing to bet that even some of the most cantankerous of users here would be pretty cool in real life. I was an angsty angry prick when I was younger. Now im just an old prick that knows what i like, and more importantly, what I dont.
I hope you and yours have eternal joy and peace my man.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 12:41:57 ago (+2/-0)

Shut up niggerfaggot

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 15:50:34 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you.

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 14:37:38 ago (+2/-0)

White Power

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 13:39:12 ago (+1/-0)

It does feel like a prison at times

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 06:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

Ok boomer.

[ - ] Anotherone -1 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:29:15 ago (+1/-2)

People in my home do things to make the world around them better for all.

Everyone here is content with pointing out everything fucked up and screaming like a purple haired pussy hat bitch at trumps reelection.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:32:46 ago (+8/-1)

I think you might be a woman after all.

one of those purple haired pussy hat wearing bitchs but a woman nonetheless.

[ + ] Anotherone

[ - ] Anotherone 2 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 21:53:41 ago (+2/-0)

Pointing fingers as bitches do.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 5 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 23:02:30 ago (+5/-0)

Shut up retard.

[ + ] Anotherone

[ - ] Anotherone 1 point 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 04:21:51 ago (+1/-0)

Invoke your will then you miserable fuck. Make me.