The Hand Of A Self Made White Boy Millionaire - Upgoat

I did receive a small inheritance but, unlike all of my peers, did not have the support or guidance of parents in my teens and 20s.

Shit, I still know 30 year old kids living at home eating mommie’s tendies and smoking away daddy’s money. Comfort will completely destroy a man’s prospects.

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 01:28:27 ago (+1/-0)

I was out of the house and working at 16. I also stopped attending government school at that time. Got a GED ten years later, but never had to show it to anyone. It hangs on the wall in the office of the business I own with employees.
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[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 23:00:34 ago (+6/-1)

Comparatively more masculine than the soft faggoty hand of an apartment renter who collects watches in Queens.

Oh damn. The gauntlet has been thrown down.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 9 monthsAug 1, 2024 23:15:43 ago (+3/-0)

I'm a nail biter too. Very unsanitary but probably has given us excellent immune systems.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 00:03:25 ago (+1/-0)

My first impression was what the fuck did you do to your hand?

Congratulations, you're a millionaire, now can you use some of that wealth to require us to use less eye bleach?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 01:22:32 ago (+2/-0)

Kek!
I’ve been in construction most of my life and my left hand has knocked a few teeth out, no shit.

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[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 09:44:49 ago (+1/-0)

The construction stuff is cool but I'm more excited about the knocking teeth out part. These days, it's harder to accumulate wealth merely because of how many people think that they're entitled to what you made. I've learned the hard way that defending your wealth is more of the struggle than just accumulating it. Good on you.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 01:23:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 00:56:47 ago (+3/-2)

Damn bro. You keep your nails super short. I keep my nails nice and clipped but your nails don't even go halfway to the tips of your finger. Lol. Looks painful. If you drop a quarter, you gotta just leave it, because there is no way in hell you're picking it up with those things. Lol

[ - ] GreatSatan 4 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 01:09:50 ago (+4/-0)

Fat

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 04:29:57 ago (+0/-0)

Looks kinda jewy

[ - ] clymer 3 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 05:18:06 ago (+3/-0)

I plugged the hand image into dalle-e3 and got back this:
https://files.catbox.moe/rvflum.webp

(..just sayin')

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 10:51:35 ago (+0/-0)

You’re killin' me Smalls!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 12:04:49 ago (+1/-0)

So I shouldn't try to stop biting my nails?

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 22:24:44 ago (+1/-0)

That is the key!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 15:45:00 ago (+1/-0)

Your industriousness is surpassed only by your humility

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 22:24:53 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you!

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The Hand Of A Self Made White Boy Millionaire
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