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i have discovered that ads on twitch stop and vanish midway through if you just lean in close to the mic and just keep saying nigger and faggot over and over

submitted by the_old_ones to whatever 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 19:51:07 ago (+23/-0)     (whatever)

"this site has been blocked from using motion sensors"


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[ - ] FacelessOne 21 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 20:09:11 ago (+22/-1)

I have discovered ads on twitch are completely avoidable simply by not being a fag who watches twitch.

[ - ] MrPancake 13 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 22:44:51 ago (+13/-0)

I thought I was the only one who knew that trick.

[ - ] FacelessOne 5 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 22:46:35 ago (+5/-0)

Proudly never been to twitch in my life. O/

[ - ] MrPancake 3 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 22:47:53 ago (+3/-0)

It's just only fans with less boobs. Don't see the point.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 23:20:43 ago (+2/-0)

I did watch occasionally when RTS games were still a thing. Matches like that can be entertaining. That was probably well over a decade ago. Heard it's all just sluts now. Funny I met one in real life totally randomly.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 23:21:26 ago (+3/-0)

Away with ye filthy twitcher!

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 23:23:25 ago (+1/-0)

Yup they are filthy. I was offered "swapping" by her husband

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 8 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 20:16:53 ago (+8/-0)

I believe it. When I log onto upgoat I whisper System is the faggiest faggot and the logo up top glows for a second.

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 22:27:48 ago (+5/-1)

WTF
I tried that out of curiosity and ended up summoning some worn out hag named Srayzie who was still going on about trusting the plan

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 23:02:59 ago (+2/-0)

Kek

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 03:19:45 ago (+3/-0)

Imagine having a microphone connected when you aren't using it.

Imagine allowing some random site to access your microphone.

Imagine using (((Twitch))).

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 23:30:24 ago (+2/-0)

What the fuck is twitch?

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2024 23:45:41 ago (+1/-0)

Twitch is what your eye does when you can't pound the asshole standing in front of you because Karen will tattle-tell.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 04:23:33 ago (+1/-0)

And shit stinks. What else ya got?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 9 monthsAug 5, 2024 00:42:07 ago (+0/-0)

What's a twitch?