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If you're currently an organ donor, you might be setting yourself up for an excruciating death.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 12:13:58 ago (+71/-1)     (whatever)

Was just at the DMV yesterday and while updating some shit the government nigger asked me if I still want to be an organ donor. Forgot I even was one. Changed that shit, I don't need some kike doctor vivisecting me for my pure blood heart, only to have it given to a nigger on Medicaid. Fuck that shit all the way.

As a side note, don't go to the DMV if you can avoid it. It's all lazy niggers behind the counter and angry niggers in the waiting room. I had to get a new photo taken, so I was dumb fuck outta luck. But yeah, that place is fuckin rage fuel.


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[ - ] glooper 29 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:01:26 ago (+29/-0)

fun fact: They have to "harvest" your organs while you are still alive.

Also no pain meds as that fucks up the organs.

You have to be "brain dead" but if you look into the stats. Brain dead, does not mean what you think it does.

They do wonky shyte to get you to the "brain dead state" but research shows at least half the people seem to still be fully aware of whats happening to them.



Don't be an organ doner.

[ - ] NoRefunds 19 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:10:01 ago (+19/-0)

Yeah they use a paralyzer just in case it wakes you up in the middle of the surgery. Also, they note the blood pressure and heart rate rises when they're doing the surgery, meaning the patient I mean victim feels it. I fucking hate doctors.

[ - ] Razzoriel 7 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 18:22:14 ago (+7/-0)

"Brain dead" is newspeak for "coma". They blurred definitions as they did with "immunization", so now if you are unconscious, they sedate you and tell people you are brain dead for your valuable organs.

Modern medicine has in its best image as many wonders as horrors.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 20:25:08 ago (+3/-0)*

Everybody profits from it, the hospital, the surgeons, the receivers, etc.

Everybody except the "donor" and HIS family. Your estate gets NOTHING.

Fuck all of them. Until the day that my estate can auction my pure-blood organs to the highest bidder, for the benefit of MY heirs and assigns, I'm taking everything into the fire with me.

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 23:55:05 ago (+2/-0)

Funny how they make that extremely illegal

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 8 monthsAug 9, 2024 10:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

And why do you think it's so hard to get organs?

Typical jew/government thinking. Creates an artificial shortage because they've subverted the market in order to control it.

If people could make their corpse part of their estate and auction what was left at market prices, they'd be ass-deep in surplus organs.

[ - ] HomerSampson 1 point 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 19:12:32 ago (+1/-0)

Do you have any links or more info on this? I'm Interesed in reading up some.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 20:13:12 ago (+1/-0)

Stfu. Reading is so stupid. Bang your head on walls like I do to be truly enlightened. Ok you fucking retard you gave somebody permission to steal your organs if you’re fucked up. That opens the door for corruption, because people suck. There you go. No reading necessary. Now stroll your local area with a rifle and eliminate all cats and cat lovers

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 1 point 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 23:11:58 ago (+1/-0)

Good close friend works in the cardio and neuro ICU. Told me to not donate because there's 100 ways they can lie to your loved ones when you go in unconscious.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 20:11:33 ago (+0/-0)

I’m gonna change the statistics I’m gonna harvest organs organically.

[ - ] BoozyB 13 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:01:02 ago (+13/-0)

I went to a DMV branch office in a small Midwest town yesterday. Two employees at help desks, one more at a desk behind. All white.

Walked in, sat down for maybe two minutes. The lady ahead of me finished her business, turned to leave, made pleasant small talk with me and the lady behind the desk, and walked out.
I got my duplicate title printed, signed the paperwork, paid the bill and I was done in less than 5 minutes.
Small town living has its perks.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2024 01:08:29 ago (+2/-0)

Shhh!

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 10 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:35:59 ago (+10/-0)

I don't donate blood and I don't donate organs.
Unless I or a member of my family can preselect the recipient, I'm disinterested.

[ - ] dass 3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 16:21:29 ago (+3/-0)

Concur.

[ - ] notanigger 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 16:46:02 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 23:32:01 ago (+0/-0)

Ahh cool link.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 8 monthsAug 9, 2024 04:17:53 ago (+1/-0)

I used to donate blood for the day off of work. I have that 'universal giver' blood type, so it's useful in emergencies.

I stopped when the day off turned into half a day off, then a half day if you routed it through the command(only brown-noses got it approved), then a coupon for some sugary shit.

Now I don't do it because it could help a nigger or they could give me some random assed disease in those filthy places.

[ - ] HomerSampson -1 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2024 06:23:06 ago (+0/-1)

White peoples blood is incomparable with black.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 8 monthsAug 9, 2024 13:30:01 ago (+1/-0)

Hmm, a cursory search says this is a lie. Niggers can use White's blood, and do so with abandon. Turns out though that the R- type, being fairly rare, is needed more for niggers to treat their sickle cell anemia.

Having O- blood, the 'universal giver' rare blood type, my blood would have a higher chance of going to niggers and the like. Especially considering who's been getting the gunshot wounds.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 8 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:23:05 ago (+8/-0)

What I hate the most is that fucking thing where they wheel your dead body down the hallway and everyone claps as they take you to the surgery room. That is so fucking retarded. How is anyone a hero when they end up dead and your parts are taken for useless niggers on welfare and jews?

[ - ] dingbat 6 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 17:51:58 ago (+6/-0)

It reminds me of a satanic ritual.

[ - ] Razzoriel 4 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 18:23:58 ago (+4/-0)

The true heroes are forgotten and brought to the dirt. The demons are worshipped and elevated as paragons of their age.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 7 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:29:46 ago (+7/-0)

I don't want someone fucking around, drinking and being eating like a pig getting my organs. And no niggers either. I'd rather throw them down a sewer.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 5 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 15:53:40 ago (+5/-0)

Niggers aren't closely enough related to humans to accept any of your organs, if that makes you feel any better.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:14:24 ago (+5/-0)

Never have been, never will. I also want to be buried as I should like to take up space after my death.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:43:01 ago (+2/-0)

I already said cremation!

I should like to take up space after my death
is making me rethink things.

edit
https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=66b44a9cb0def

new plan is to be a boulder

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 23:58:13 ago (+1/-0)

Have them bury you under the unemployment office so you can haunt all the niggers

[ - ] Freestoner 4 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 12:49:24 ago (+4/-0)

Florida panhandle DMV? In and out with a replacement DL in 15 minutes.
The clerks are pleasant!
Still not an organ donor though.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:26:09 ago (+4/-0)

North Central Florida. It's bad here.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 17:42:24 ago (+2/-0)

southern florida its even worse. pretty long lines that can last days. i'm not kidding here.

so yeah you can expect to see angry people and even angrier clerks plus the heat and humidity outside makes it like you are in purgatory waiting and waiting and waiting... ☠️☠️☠️

also, i dont donate either blood or organs. fuck that

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:53:38 ago (+0/-0)

Same here

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 16:21:56 ago (+3/-0)

I. Summary they talk your family out of helping you survive so they can harvest and sell your organs in exceptionally profitable procedures for the hospital which they perform in you while you are still alive with no anesthetic.

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:54:19 ago (+3/-0)

Most donors becocme practice cadavers at med schools. The students practice cutting them up. Of course the worst happens to them. Sex, jokes and degradation. I'm not doing it. I'm old. My worn out liver will not help anyone.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:08:57 ago (+3/-0)

don't go to the DMV if you can avoid it.

I live in a red state and our dmvs are badass. All white staff, super friendly, I haven't spent more than 5-10 mins in there total, and they got everything done.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 12:47:38 ago (+3/-0)

Getting your license back or state ID?

I stopped checking that box before 2019...I'd rather sell my organs myself.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:27:08 ago (+3/-0)

ID. They took my license when I got arrested and I need the id for probation.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:18:35 ago (+2/-0)

Cool, can I buy your liver? I might need a pancreas down the road as well. Cash money.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 16:23:55 ago (+4/-0)

can I buy your liver?

@lord_nougat already called dibs

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 17:01:01 ago (+3/-0)

Dammit! Always a day late and a dollar short!

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 21:32:48 ago (+2/-0)

Organ donor? Dude,it's a Yamaha dX-7,I'm not DONATING it? WTF?

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 19:31:37 ago (+2/-0)

It makes me sick to my stomach to think that after im dead and gone some nigger or jew would be walking around alive with one of my body parts I've had all my life. God we need a holocaust soon.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 18:47:05 ago (+2/-0)

Same exact situation happen to me when I renewed a few years ago. Glad to not have that shit on my license now.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 18:04:35 ago (+2/-0)

I took mine off years ago. They'll fucking cut you open if you agree to it and you're alive or good. They want to kill you and give it to shit skins.

No thanks Habibi.

[ - ] notanigger 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 16:46:11 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:17:17 ago (+2/-0)

I drive past two DMV offices on the way to work and one of them is literally a block from my work. Rather than deal with people, because I hate them, I choose to go 45 minutes in the opposite direction to the DMV in Columba, Ca where they have four employees and I’ve never had more than two people in front of me. It’s also a nice country drive through the backroads of hwy 45.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 19:30:10 ago (+1/-0)

I recall a bunch of New York kikes running an organ harvesting murder scam, about 15 years ago. I don’t recall that the kikes got what they deserved.

In high school, 1983, we had to dissect human eyeballs. The atmosphere in the room was like a circus of cackling faggots. No reverence at all. I’m sure this isn’t what the doners had in mind when they donated their parts.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 18:08:04 ago (+1/-0)

Australia changed from an opt-in to an opt-out organ donation scheme several years back with presumed consent. Anyone can just harvest your organs and give it to niggers and twinks if you are on the mend.

[ - ] anrach 1 point 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:40:23 ago (+1/-0)

you gotta go to the satellite offices is White rural areas

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2024 10:28:29 ago (+0/-0)

If you died like a man suicide bombing a bunch of 'officials' you wouldn't have to worry about your heart going to a nigger.

What makes you think they won't just take your heart without your permission? Dumb ass.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 8 monthsAug 11, 2024 04:52:37 ago (+0/-0)

I would argue that lots of your body parts could end on going to all sorts of people. Delivered at amazing speed.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2024 03:15:04 ago (+1/-1)

"Brain death" is complete bullshit.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 15:43:11 ago (+0/-0)

I heard the first thing they do is remove your vocal chords.
It's basically jews getting their blood ritual rites fix and you can be sure they get great pleasure out of doing it.

[ - ] Sal_180 -3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:18:00 ago (+0/-3)

Current top post on the website is a guy who's little girl needs a kidney. And you post this. You're a sick fuck, hope one of your organs fail soon

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 6 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:31:12 ago (+6/-0)

I didn't see that post, and this isn't malicious in nature. In fact it's the opposite. Call it a shitty coincidence, but I think people here know I'm not that kind of asshole. I hope you learn to stop reading too much into things, not everything is as it seems at first glance.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 23:45:46 ago (+2/-0)

It's Sal_180.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 5 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 14:26:06 ago (+5/-0)

I guarantee his nor your organs will go to someone who truly deserves it. Kids are an exception because of optics and marketing to get people to sign up to be donors. 99% of organs end up in niggers, jews, or someone with cash.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 17:55:37 ago (+1/-0)

Usually parents match with their kids and can donate.

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2024 15:23:43 ago (+3/-0)

If we lived in a free country that kidney would be cheaper to get than an xray in the US. Go to Turkey or Iran. Countries that are ironically more free than the US.