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You see this man at your window trying to break in. How do you respond?

submitted by deleted to Niggers 9 monthsAug 10, 2024 21:57:46 ago (+4/-0)     (Niggers)

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[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:25:47 ago (+3/-0)

Double tap the second a body part touches the inside of my home.

Followed by a mag dump.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:59:36 ago (+0/-0)

Depending on the state you live in, that's the correct answer. It might be different if you live in California.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:29:58 ago (+3/-0)

Oh boy, a chance to try out my new pistol!

runs upstairs

hold on, nigger! Hold on!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:40:11 ago (+3/-0)

I get Mr. Machete and lop those hands off as soon as they come through the window.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 03:31:25 ago (+2/-0)

If I don’t have a gun I’d bury the 2 biggest knives I got in its neck as soon as it climbs through.
If it keeps moving, take one out and slit its throat.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:32:20 ago (+2/-0)

Hey did he escape?

Check the basement, no he's still chained up.

Hey, you're about to have company.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:43:22 ago (+2/-0)

The one scenario where it would be appropriate to let an Israeli soldier into your house.

It’s downstairs, kike.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 00:42:23 ago (+2/-0)

Ask him to perform a basic math question about how far a brain will fly if struck by a half inch 300 grain fragmenting round traveling at a couple thousand feet per second.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 09:09:37 ago (+1/-0)

Ventilate him.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 01:00:21 ago (+0/-0)

I'm a nice guy. In Meincraft, I give them two choices. Choice 1: I call the police and prosecute them for burglary and hold them there until the cops come. Choice 2: Lay their arm down on my bench and I get one whack with my 28 ounce Estwing hammer and then they can leave free and clear, no hard feelings.