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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 12:44:22 ago (+5/-0)

Tell them you're pregnant with a boat load of refugees and you're going to need immediate government assistance to care for them.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 12:21:36 ago (+4/-0)

Tell them you think you are and ask them to sniff your hole.

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 11:48:27 ago (+3/-0)

In other news, UK auto repair centers ordered to ask customers if their car is a giraffe.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 12:16:58 ago (+3/-0)

Helicopter..if they are helicopters.

[ - ] doginventer 2 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 13:06:06 ago (+2/-0)

We’re all helicopters now dahling.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 11:49:57 ago (+3/-0)

I think thats great, it makes it very easy to filter dotors. (though finding a new one is a bitch with the NHS breakling down and the hordes flooding in)


Also I'd like to see them asking some gangster mud that very question.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 9 monthsAug 11, 2024 13:00:42 ago (+1/-0)

The West has become such a farce.