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Went to Macy’s This Morning and Sampled Some Colognes

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Fragrances 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 19:19:46 ago (+3/-2)     (Fragrances)

What I liked:

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male Elixir: This stuff is POWERFUL. It will be my next purchase along with Arlyn Wild Pepper.

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male Parfum. Also very good.

Ralph Lauren Ralph’s Club Elixir. Wow! I usually don’t like leathery scents aside from my O.G. John Varvatos bottle, but this stuff is very good. Will probably buy eventually.

Armani Code Parfum. This is very good, but not a big difference from Absolu which I have already. If I was loaded, I would buy it, but it’s almost redundant.

La Nuit D’lomme Parfum. Kind of a downer. An aromatic/acquatic flanker take on the original, but just like the original it lacks longevity and the projection is only so-so. The original is still in my top 25 and would be higher if it weren’t so weak/transient


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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 22:02:38 ago (+1/-1)

On your way to do service at the glory hole?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 21:05:57 ago (+0/-0)

Are those french words?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 03:30:11 ago (+0/-0)

which ones. Parfum is Perfume. Three of the names are french brands. I think its 'La Nuit.. (d'lomme isnt a word. De L'homme/contracted DE LA HOMME/of the men) La Nuit De L'homme. The night of man? Mens night? Sounds like something youd wear to a gay bar. Yves Saint Laurent so another french brand.

Armani code is the only.... barely better than average one on there.... that being said thats 60 per bottle vs the 12 dollar... er... fake armani code i got from the fucking salvos shop which smells..... exactly the same.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 23:14:55 ago (+0/-0)

Did jew know that colognes/perfumes aren't monitored by anyone and a lot of them put dangerous chemicals in it?

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 01:44:19 ago (+0/-0)

Fag

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 02:24:21 ago (+0/-0)

Macy's is still in business? I thought they all closed down?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 03:23:32 ago (+0/-0)

fark orf.

go find yourself someone that sells Penhaligons. Youll never touch that chintzy chemist warehouse bulk buy shit again.

granted the last lot i bought cost me half a weeks pay but the bottle lasted 3 years.


THE tits

if it comes down to smell, and youre wearing any of the shit you listed, yeah im taking your wife home.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 04:34:07 ago (+0/-0)

I have smelled a couple of Penhaligons at Bloomingdales. They smelled good. When contrasted against human shit. Otherwise, I’ll pass.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 19:54:59 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing at Macy's fits you

[ - ] clymer 4 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 19:43:01 ago (+4/-0)

No wonder you're not getting any pussy. You walk around smelling like tinkerbell. Bro I used to frame houses all day, hit the bar and leave with chicks, no shower LOL

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 6 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 19:57:42 ago (+6/-0)

I wear the cologne for me. Everything I do is for me. I’m not looking to knock down the low-tier bar skanks that you and Bobby Joe meet at some sawdust honkeytonk. They’re used to the smell of well vodka with BBQ ribs and townie vomit. Anyone can go ply those dopey bitches with liquor and partake in their strain of chlamydia. I’m good.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 21:06:57 ago (+2/-0)

What avout patchoulie?

[ - ] con77 2 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 20:49:42 ago (+2/-0)

POW!Batman!

[ - ] clymer 2 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 04:14:14 ago (+2/-0)

upvoated, lol