Dangus has the first answer - Around the World - Daft Punk 1000 Miles - The Proclaimers All Around the World - Oasis Fly Me To The Moon - Frank Sinatra In America - Neil Diamond I Still Call Australia Home - Peter Allen 99 Luftballoons - Nena (there is no am horizont on a flat earth and balloons arent real nor can they float upwards. apparently. or something.)
PS - most of these suggestions are bloody awful. FAIL!
Christopher Columbus was a seaman second class When I told him that the Indies could be found By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the East I advised him that I thought the world was round, I really thought so
And then I sent him down to ask good Queen Isabella To pawn her jewels for all their worth Next day he set sail and as everyone knows He fell off the edge of the Earth
And that was bad advice, bad advice Bad advice is just the same as good advice Everybody makes occasional mistakes and that was bad advice
[ + ] Metanoid
[ - ] Metanoid 4 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 07:25:23 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 07:29:28 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Thought_Criminal
[ - ] Thought_Criminal 3 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 07:49:39 ago (+3/-0)*
(last verse)
Christopher Columbus was a seaman second class
When I told him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the East
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I really thought so
And then I sent him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To pawn her jewels for all their worth
Next day he set sail and as everyone knows
He fell off the edge of the Earth
And that was bad advice, bad advice
Bad advice is just the same as good advice
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and that was bad advice
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 08:46:17 ago (+2/-0)*
By god you shoulda seenus
The figurehead was a whore in bed and the mast was a standing penis!
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals we knew the eels, Had found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin, cos there was fuck all else to do...
"And that was bad advice, bad advice
Bad advice is just the same as good advice
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and that was bad advice"
i dont know why those lines are entertaining and satisfying but im gonna say thanks for posting that.
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 10:17:04 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 09:37:20 ago (+1/-0)
The Killers - Spaceman
The Kinks - Supersonic Rocket Ship
[ + ] Tallest_Skil
[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 08:04:51 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] FacelessOne
[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 06:55:45 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 15:52:33 ago (+0/-0)
She's Got Balls--ACDC
Into The Void--Black Sabbath
[ + ] Stonkmar
[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 11:38:12 ago (+0/-0)
Dead Man's Party - Oingo Boingo
[ + ] Monica
[ - ] Monica 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 10:10:34 ago (+0/-0)
Around the World in a Day
Bananarama's Venus
Ice Ice Baby
The Wall by Pink Floyd
Erika
[ + ] oyveyo
[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 09:16:33 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 06:31:26 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 07:29:05 ago (+2/-0)
not sure what u2 song would fit in there. was never into them. INXS was overrated as fuck as well. same band as u2. different accents.
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 15:54:36 ago (+0/-0)