Today we get to roast my mustache. I will go first. That piece of shit has very little potential. - Upgoat

Today we get to roast my mustache. I will go first. That piece of shit has very little potential.
submitted by deleted to whatever 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 14:53:20 ago (+13/-0) (whatever)

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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 17:54:31 ago (+0/-0)

It looks "pedo-ish." Better shave that shit off.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 17:55:32 ago (+2/-0)

Principal from ferris bueller huh

[ - ] canbot 0 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 17:55:14 ago (+0/-0)

Not a pedo stach, but getting awfully close. You should have left the chin hair

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 19:33:49 ago (+0/-0)

I've been thinking about growing a big ass porn-stache.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 20:31:50 ago (+0/-0)

And here I was thinking you had a full nut gasket.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 23:07:47 ago (+0/-0)

Soy

[ - ] dass 0 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 23:38:09 ago (+0/-0)

'ahhh, the old picket fence around the outhouse huh?.'

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 16:14:54 ago (+1/-0)

I go through mustache phases. Last time I rocked it my coworkers said I looked like Burt Reynolds, but he's dead so make of that what you will. Yours looks like you're still going to highschool house parties.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 16:17:45 ago (+1/-0)

Split stash - like the opposite of a unibrow

Maybe pair it with one and confuse people, say you're Australian

[ - ] anrach 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 17:36:17 ago (+1/-0)

I rock a reverse-Hitler into goatee but I don't think you could pull that off either... I'd say ditch the 'stache and leave the soul-patch. Soul-patch and light stubble is a good combo.

[ + ] NeedleStack

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 19:59:40 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe in 1996?

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 19:26:47 ago (+1/-0)

Shave it all smooth put some moisturizer in your fucking face and stop grinding your teeth.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 3 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 19:43:56 ago (+3/-0)

How do you know i grandma teeth

Edit: talk to text im leaving it

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 23:13:20 ago (+1/-0)

Its thicker than mine anyways.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 15:13:44 ago (+2/-0)

... Are you Portuguese?

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 15:16:15 ago (+1/-0)

English, scottish, Irish, some french, and the french went through a mysterious period, that, who knows, may have involved a Portuguese. Very mysterious stuff, that french part.

[ + ] s23erdctfvyg

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 15:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

Nope, it's definitely the French. It's the combination of your facial hair and facial structure that made me ask, but the French are fairly similar.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 15:59:46 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] BloodyComet 2 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 16:00:36 ago (+2/-0)

Clean that up, my friend. I think a full goatee may suit you more than this half-assed stuff. Men that don't grow a lot of facial hair can't pull off this minimalist shit, it looks off.

Grow out your beard and then make a neatly trimmed goatee, and thank me later. You're using a half-measure right now, and women don't tend to like that- they like either clean shaved, or well-taken care of facial hair.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 16:05:39 ago (+1/-0)

I started the day with a full beard and I think I saw it every possible way it can be on the way down to this. There were definitely some more deceptive phases that might work from a distance. But intimately it probably has to be clean. These things decide the fate of men, truly.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 21:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

The start of a beard is an ugly thing. The glory when it reaches it's full potential however, is great.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 16:50:42 ago (+2/-0)

It has potential, to go completely gray you old fuck.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 18:06:15 ago (+2/-0)

that's gay af

[ - ] clymer 2 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 18:23:37 ago (+2/-0)

You need testosterone. Try TRT

[ - ] Trope 2 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 23:46:57 ago (+2/-0)

My mind sort of filled in the rest.

From now on when I see your posts, Dindu, I’m basically going to picture Walt Disney typing away.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 23:52:56 ago (+1/-0)

Good format and cold blooded but way off. I look like anders breivik

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 16:38:42 ago (+4/-0)

You've got a Billy Bob Thornton in 1999's Armageddon lips and chin. Look at what he had going on in that, and maybe try it?

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 4 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 16:47:14 ago (+4/-0)*

It's the hairs - they don't obey. Each one is from some drunken breeding mistake over the centuries. You have to have dinner with the families of people you plan on breeding with. You have got to look at their faces and tell her - its not going to work because of your father's mustache.

[ - ] Stonkmar 5 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 14:53:58 ago (+5/-0)

It looks like you glued pubes to your face.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 14:55:56 ago (+2/-0)

Has to be the bit of irish. Very springy stuff

[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 16:01:30 ago (+5/-0)

Your mustache has United States 2050 demographics.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 3 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 16:09:09 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah those dark ones are fairly black. Baffling array of garbage

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 9 monthsAug 16, 2024 23:11:57 ago (+2/-0)