Some kike tried to rope me into a crypto thing - Upgoat

Some kike tried to rope me into a crypto thing
submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 22:34:56 ago (+9/-1) (whatever)

so this fucktard decided it would be a good idea to try and rope me in with a bitch that was kinda hot but so plastic and so. it decided to try and fucking mess me over and do all the things in order to in order to make me try to think that they were so totally copacetic like super kosher you know and I wasn’t having it like I knew it from point I was like there’s no fucking way it was a tinder thing like some hot bitch. I’m above average dude but I know that this chick from fucking whatever wasn’t trying to get her parents there and talk about cryptocurrency was bullshit. I got it from the second anyway you better watch out for your bullet tomorrow, dude , so that was that but is fucking hilarious and I just thought I’d share with you so later

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 22:43:14 ago (+5/-0)

Even if you're not religious: All you have to say to cause the kike to melt down is "Jesus Christ is king and I will only invest in him because the only way to the father is through him amen". Then walk away.

[ + ] boekanier

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 01:28:20 ago (+0/-0)

or maybe, more directly, you just give him a slap in the face

[ - ] Anotherone 2 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 04:29:12 ago (+2/-0)

Godzilla read this and had a stroke.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 07:29:53 ago (+1/-0)

Dudebro needs to type his ideas out. Streams of consciousness while inebriated don't age well.

[ + ] Gigglestick

[ - ] Gigglestick [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 10:33:04 ago (+0/-0)

I was drunk l

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 07:12:09 ago (+1/-0)