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Hey Bud..

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 12:04:59 ago (+56/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 12:50:04 ago (+0/-0)

Was this yoinked from Carnivore Aurelius? It looks like one of his memes.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:21:26 ago (+0/-0)*

He can barely contain his laughter. This is what happens when you put clowns in medicine. I think he'd be full-clown if he just wore a little more makeup.

Do yourself a favor and imagine this schmuck doing that simpson's cartoon-esque yiddish giggle laugh. Something that resembles quagmire in family guy.

Fucking gross.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 20:38:29 ago (+1/-1)

High BMI due to “muscles” reduces life expectancy. Thats why men have shorter life spans. Longevity drugs like rapamycin suppress the same signalling pathways that body builders are always trying to activate to build muscle. Big muscles => shortened lifespan.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 23:34:42 ago (+0/-0)

Since I cut out seed oils, I haven't had a single sunburn.

[ - ] ymihere 0 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2024 00:30:45 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah right…it’s glandular 😂😂😂😂😂

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:26:47 ago (+1/-0)

Im also going to manipulate your kids testicles and ask them to cough.
As a doctor, It is my obligation to test their penis for a salty or possibly bland tasting discharge.
- to ensure normal glandular function.

Shalom

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 12:39:49 ago (+2/-0)

A fucking slob with a medical degree is known as a quack

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:23:52 ago (+1/-0)

He's more of a hippo than a duck, but I agree with the sentiment.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:27:15 ago (+2/-0)

Someone redpill me on sunscreen?

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:08:10 ago (+2/-0)

Sunscreen blocks UVB rays which are responsible for converting cholesterol in your body into Vitamin D

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:47:39 ago (+1/-1)

Like vegans it is anti science according to 'the science'.

According to 'the science' you evolved over millions, billions of years to eat meat and veggies, not just veggies.

Similarly you evolved to live in sunlight half of your life.

Apply the least bit of thought, dumb ass.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 16:58:02 ago (+1/-0)

So you don't actually know is what you're saying?

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:00:48 ago (+0/-0)

It usually contains questionable ingredients that you soak up through your skin. Also sunlight has a number of health benefits. Basically sun damage is real but mostly only happens when you get an actual sunburn, aside from that sunlight is really good for you.

[ - ] WTFisthisshit 0 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2024 01:36:55 ago (+0/-0)

You're basically slathering Rockefeller oil all over your largest detox and baking it into your body.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 13:28:36 ago (+3/-0)

funny part about sunscreen. I'm a swimmer and have never worn sunscreen. My mom, dad and sister always slather that shit on all the time.

I just get dark tanned af after I was about 9-10 years old, but all of them just continued to get burned, even with the sunscreen. It's like the shit caused them to never be able to acclimate to the sun or whatever.

[ - ] DieselForever 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

Do you tan without burning even after going from nothing to red hot beach day? I always found easing in worked best. Actually go out in spring as the weathers getting better (without suncream) and then its fine during summer. Going from indoors all year to all day on beach @ 36c = lobster red

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:47:52 ago (+2/-0)

Or, you were adopted and have some kind of regressive “brown” gene.
Just kidding. I don’t wear that shit either.
Most of it has known carcinogens.
I read a study a few years ago where 80 sunscreen brands were tested and only eight did not contain cancer causing ingredients.
Happy tanning.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 16:21:37 ago (+0/-0)

I burn a tiny bit, but it goes away the next day pretty much. It burns when I touch it but theirs lasts 4-5 days after.

When I was swimming everyday I didn't get burned at all.

Now that I think about it, my whole team didn't wear sunblock either and they didn't get burned, but they didn't really tan as much as I did.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

It's like the shit caused them to never be able to acclimate to the sun or whatever.

An anecdote of a personal friend of mine sounded as though they concluded on something very similar to this.

[ - ] __47__ 8 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 12:08:34 ago (+9/-1)

Obese doctors and nurses infuriate me.

[ - ] Boyakasha 5 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:09:50 ago (+5/-0)

I won’t give them business. It shows absolute incompetence in personal health. They’re a mechanic that can’t keep their own car running.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:51:26 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2024 08:50:35 ago (+0/-0)

Don't they get like a single class on nutrition in between all the brainwashing?

[ - ] PostWallHelena -3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 20:35:55 ago (+0/-3)

Obesity is largely a function of genetics and it doesnt have much of a reflection on someones skill as a doctor or nurse. If I have contact with a white doctor or nurse who is knowlegable and attentive, I give zero fucks about their weight. They are there to assess my health and perform procedures, not model for the swimsuit issue. Dumb.

[ - ] __47__ 3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 21:02:00 ago (+3/-0)*

You've gotta be kidding. Muh genetics. You're ignoring calories in and out. Basic laws of thermodynamics. I've been overweight before. I knew exactly why too. You must be baiting me or you're coping. Also it does. I don't want some fat wheezing fuck trying to help me when I'm dying. Firefighters backs get fucked lifting these fat sacks of shit off their bed and into the ambulance. Bet that fat fuck had the knowledge of proper nutrition. Right? They may have it but they didn't use it. "It doesn't hurt anybody what I eat." Fuck that. I don't need a doctor huffing and puffing red faced if I actually need them.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 21:12:17 ago (+0/-3)

Why do you believe genetics doesn’t control how many calories you consume?

You must be baiting me or you're coping.

Or maybe I just disagree with you.

Firefighters backs get fucked lifting these fat sacks of shit off their bed and into the ambulance.

Oh. Is that why you don’t like fat people? The firefighters? Lol. Half the people on this site are fat, they just don’t want to admit it.

[ - ] __47__ 3 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 21:39:03 ago (+3/-0)

I don't like fat people cause they are a waste to themselves and others. Delude yourself into believing being fat is genetic all ya want. Newsflash it's not.

Why did you even come back? Got tired of making believe with your cats? Got dumped cause you're fat? Gotta cope with it?

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 21:59:56 ago (+0/-1)

Genetics has a major role in obesity. People with certain genetic alleles are far more likely to be fat. Its just math. Sorry it doesnt reconcile with your feelings.

Why did you even come back?

Why are you here? You have a big fan club here? Am I missing something?

Got tired of making believe with your cats? Got dumped cause you're fat? Gotta cope with it?

I have a dog and a BMI of 19.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2024 22:06:54 ago (+0/-0)

No it doesn't.

[ - ] Badgeroo 0 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2024 00:01:12 ago (+0/-0)

The only math involved in being as fat bastard is the inability to read numbers on a scale.

If you have genetics that help you put on weight you just eat a bit less, and you wouldn't put it on.

It shows a lack of iq and self dicipline when you become overweight and fats should never be trusted if they can't even be honest with themselves.