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Tetanus isn't real

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:18:18 ago (+12/-3)     (whatever)

"GET this shot"

"Why"

"SO you don't get tetanus"

"Whats tetanus"

"Oh its horrible it makes you die horribly"

"Where's it come from"

"From a bacteria"

"Where's the bacteria come from"

"FROM EVERYWHERE that's why you need this shot"

"Then why isn't everyone sick?"

"Oh ppl get sick just not anyone you know"

"SO it's a bacterial infection?"

"Yes super scary"

"And the bacteria is everywhere, but only affects some ppl, but everyone should get the shot?"

"Yes exactly and another shot every few years just to be safe."

"Man sounds scary. I hope I don't catch tetanus from someone else"

"Oh you cant."

"But it's a bacteria"

"Yep"

"And bacteria can spread from people to people"

"Not this one"

"Why not?"

"Idk lol just take it"

"What?"

"What?"


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[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:26:45 ago (+11/-0)

Tetanus is FLAT!

[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:47:39 ago (+5/-0)

What did you say to me, perv!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:57:25 ago (+1/-0)

[Funny copypasta here, to be added in post].

[ - ] Had 10 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:32:41 ago (+10/-0)

Tetanus can only enter the body through deep puncture wounds which bypass all other mechanisms the body has for defense.

It definitely isn't something to worry about unless you get stabbed by a nail.

[ - ] jfroybees 5 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:43:14 ago (+5/-0)

I should be dead then.

[ - ] Had 0 points 9 monthsAug 29, 2024 09:47:15 ago (+0/-0)

Getting stabbed by something rusty doesn't guarantee tetanus. The bacteria has to be present, and your body has to not be able to defend itself against it for whatever reason.

It's like E. coli. It is ever present in our digestive system, but if there is too much of it in a food because Paco didn't wash his hands after wiping his ass, you MAY get sick depending on your immune system and your overall health. If your body is used to handling X amount of bacteria and suddenly there is 100X of that bacteria present, it may not respond quickly enough to prevent symptoms.

If you don't believe this shit is real, please go eat Indian food from a street vendor and find out for yourself.

Terrain theory covers this in depth.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 9 monthsAug 29, 2024 14:01:06 ago (+0/-0)

All you said just indicates that I live a clean, balanced life. Lots of things are real, but that doesn't mean it is real for everybody. For now, I don't live in the hellscape where people just drop trou and take a dump anywhere. This is what we fight here, however effectively. There's a lot happening that ain't happening to me or mine, n'est-ce pas?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 4 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 16:30:15 ago (+4/-0)

i got my feet punctured by a nail a few years ago. somebody left a nail in my community park and that crap pierced me thru my sandals. i had to go the ER because of it, got the wound disinfected there and got a tetanus shot.


that's gonna be the last vaxx that i'm gonna get like ever. the guy who attended me wasnt amused or pleased either

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 2 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:35:02 ago (+3/-1)

Ive stood on and stabbed myself with many rusty objects, the only time I ever really considered a tetanus shot was cutting my hand deep on 15 year old chinese laminate but ultimately decided against it.

Tetanus is fake and gay.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:04:49 ago (+2/-1)

Fake and gay.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:47:01 ago (+6/-0)

I've had tetanus, it's definitely real. Obviously, getting it isn't a death sentence but it's still no fun. Treatment is antibiotics and a tetanus shot. Symptoms include a high fever and your hands locking up. This was like 15 years ago and I still have the scar to remind me.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:51:02 ago (+2/-0)

You can also get lockjaw. I know someone back in the 80's who stepped on a rusty nail and ran it through their foot and they didn't have the tet shot and they were sick for a little while.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:03:46 ago (+2/-2)

Why would you need the shot if you already got the disease. That's not how vaccines work

[ - ] CasualObserver 2 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:11:28 ago (+2/-0)

gotta move that product baby! come on man.

[ - ] _Obrez 0 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 18:22:02 ago (+1/-1)

A vaccine us a weakened form of the disease a pushover to train the immune system to spot certain diseases and how to defeat them by arming them with antigens. A vacination durring a a sickness can bebeffective if the immune system isnt beating the pathogen on its own, since he was receiving an anti biotic he likely would not have had his immune system in full gear om the job.

Likely they gave him the vaccine in the hospital, then gave him a prescription for an antibiotic and told him to wait 12-24 hours after receiving the shot to take it.

The vaccine might have been superfluous but we aren't conducting research that would indicate that and tetanus kills so it's a better safe than sorry situation, a tetanus shot is like maybe 20 bucks anyway, better than lockjaw and death.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 20:59:49 ago (+2/-0)

Agreed. Anti-vaxxers can be stupid at times. The idea behind vaccines is sound, but everything else is corrupt.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 11, 2024 09:25:15 ago (+0/-0)

Pls show tetanus death.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 19:07:14 ago (+0/-0)

The shot is certainly rather unpleasant.

[ - ] MaryXmas 6 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 16:13:04 ago (+6/-0)

I was thinking of rabies. That is in saliva. This is why I had to stop kissing the local racoons.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 8 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 16:22:08 ago (+8/-0)

Just don't bite them and they'll be fine.

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 18:40:59 ago (+3/-0)

I appreciate this. Thank you.

[ - ] DitchPig 3 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:32:14 ago (+4/-1)

lol. Now look into "polio", and "influenza".

Have fun!

[ - ] ruck_feddit -1 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 16:21:25 ago (+1/-2)

Polio is fake. I've never seen anyone with it in my life.

[ - ] Stonkmar 3 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:44:47 ago (+4/-1)

"Tetanus is ... an environmental soilborne, gram-positive, sporulating bacterium. The disease most often results from wound contamination by soil containing C. tetani spores."

Watch out for those rusty nails...
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7081504/

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 16:38:22 ago (+2/-0)

deez NUTS are real, nigga

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:49:28 ago (+1/-0)

@Greensaint I think this guy will show you his nuts!!!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 19:41:02 ago (+2/-0)

I blocked that animal-hating fuckwit ages ago. He talks about torturing and killing animals for fun.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 20:33:48 ago (+1/-0)

Does he?? I didn't see that.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 21:38:50 ago (+2/-0)

He does. Especially cats. He has a deep seated hatred for cats for some reason

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 14:33:42 ago (+3/-2)

I'm around enough rusty metal to keep that up to date.

Finger caught a table saw six years ago and got one while in the ER for stitches. Will be another four before I need another shot.

They did try to push some Hepatitis C vaccine at my last physical.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 16:12:03 ago (+2/-0)

... But you have hep.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 16:28:51 ago (+2/-0)

Supposedly they were testing for antibodies...bloodwork came back clean.

[ - ] QuestionEverything 1 point 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:04:16 ago (+1/-0)

Its real, you just dont need all the boosters they push. Pfizer makes em.. You trust Pfizer?

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:46:00 ago (+1/-0)

Shalom faggot

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 21:45:28 ago (+1/-0)

Well at least that head banging sonic frequency inside my eardrums has subsided

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 15:46:35 ago (+1/-1)

Is tetanus really all that different from uranus?
Is it all the same according to Lindsey Graham?

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:32:51 ago (+0/-0)

You'll get Tetanus if you step on a rusty nail.

Every city slicker - "There's no chance of me ever stepping on a rusty nail."

Oh... OK... Ummm.... You can get Tetanus from dirt and other stuff. It's bacteria. It's everywhere.

Every city slicker - "I'm scared. Please save me. I don't want to die!"

[ - ] taoV 0 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 17:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

The last time I went to a medical facility for anything was because I got celulitis in a city while working a traveling labor gig. That shit hurt so bad I practically crawled into the urgent care. City people fear these things because they live around filth, so random shit can in fact kill you.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 9 monthsAug 27, 2024 20:58:45 ago (+0/-0)

I'd settle for it not being enough of a threat that deserves shots for normal people. I'm sure there are all sorts of weird bacteria out there that you can get if you're really unlucky.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 9 monthsAug 28, 2024 08:57:44 ago (+0/-0)

Tetanus vaccine is just a bunch of the toxin, so your body can have a resistance to it, and not get killed by the toxin when it's coming in greater number from the bacteria

[ - ] Lanfear 0 points 9 monthsAug 28, 2024 09:01:16 ago (+0/-0)

It is real but if you get cut by something rusty, let it free bleed.
There was a little boy in Oregon that got it on his sheep farm and he went to the hospital only because they sewed up the cut on the farm instead of letting it bleed a little first.