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"Pussy-meat is not for me." - @paul_neri

submitted by Fascinus to VoatQuotes 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 13:20:01 ago (+19/-1)     (VoatQuotes)

In this thread @paul_neri reveals that which many have long suspected.


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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 17 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 13:34:19 ago (+17/-0)

There once was a faggot named Neri

Who refused to admit he was queeri

He spams lots of shit

And he acts like a twit

Making everyone 'round here so weary

[ - ] Fascinus [op] 10 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 14:28:30 ago (+10/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] Her0n 7 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 14:50:03 ago (+7/-0)

Ouch, that hurts a ton, friend!

[ - ] dass 10 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 17:39:44 ago (+10/-0)

almost ... damn hurtful.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 19:48:12 ago (+3/-0)

"You got me there friend!"

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:17:42 ago (+1/-0)

Not bad.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 14:17:26 ago (+5/-0)

@paul_neri is "Jessica" Yaniv.

Change my mind.

[ - ] dass 2 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 18:08:51 ago (+2/-0)

Except, somehow 'jessica' is much more manly ....

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:18:24 ago (+2/-0)

Oh you beast!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 13:26:46 ago (+4/-0)

I was there. I seen it. funny shit

[ - ] Fascinus [op] 3 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 13:36:46 ago (+3/-0)

Not exactly current events, I'm aware, and the Voat quotes sub seemed to be missing something.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 16:11:47 ago (+3/-0)

True story, told by the people who lived it.

I never saw it, I blocked him a while ago. Too much faggotry.

[ - ] Fascinus [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 16:48:27 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 00:12:22 ago (+2/-0)

Oh ffs fasci I never question links from and opened that shit. You giving me trust issues brother

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:19:11 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 20:43:00 ago (+2/-0)

I will never forget

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 20:42:26 ago (+3/-0)

He never tried to walk it back either

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 14:20:31 ago (+2/-0)

I think some of you haven't watched the 'pussy meat' video.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 14:53:38 ago (+1/-0)

the cow one?

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 15:58:58 ago (+1/-0)

No, the african negro one. Looked like 3 to 5 pounds worth. The ones from Haiti are worse, with calf, thigh, ass, breast, and other parts being carved off and distributed. It's all pretty gross.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 2 points 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 19:56:39 ago (+2/-0)

This is fucking hilarious. I haven't been on here in months and still talking about this. You've made neri synonymous with voat.

[ - ] Fascinus [op] 3 points 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 20:10:21 ago (+3/-0)

I don't reckon he'll ever quite live this one down.

The reason it happened to surface again was that I was recently introduced to /v/VoatQuotes and thought it ought to be included.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:20:03 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks bro. Means a lot to me.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 19:18:33 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 21:35:21 ago (+2/-1)

I bet Paul Neri sees more pussy than a toilet seat. Yall the fags.

[ - ] Fascinus [op] 3 points 9 monthsAug 30, 2024 21:55:06 ago (+4/-1)

Says the busy house husband.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 02:26:40 ago (+1/-0)

Nigger. You ain't had pussy since pussy had you. Angry zit faced incel. And I'm the busy husband with a trust fund. Get it right you broke bitch.

[ - ] Fascinus [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 11:25:03 ago (+2/-1)

That's nice, sweetie. Don't you have some dusting to do?

How 'bout you go keep yourself busy and let the men talk.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 21:39:17 ago (+1/-0)

I cook dinner. But I sure as fuck don't clean. I fish all day homo. Btw I have a bachelor's in computer science and have worked for a fortune 50 company most of my life. My wife raised 3 girls while I did it. We had a 5 year gap. Now I get to raise the boys. I don't need her to work. She basically keeps all her money or saves it. I'm just coaching boys soccer and football and fishing. About the only wife duty I do is i usually cook dinner. And I do that because I enjoy. It. You got sticky hands in ur mom's basement. Hating your pathetic life.

[ - ] Fascinus [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 21:49:13 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds emotional.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 9 monthsAug 31, 2024 23:40:34 ago (+0/-0)

You misspelled recreational.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 9 monthsSep 1, 2024 05:22:43 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro. Yeah once upon a time. I can just remember what they feel like in tight panties as you stroke them to make them soggy.