@bobdole9...I was relaxing on my deck Sat midnight listening to tunes and perusing VOAT, the glare from my tablet blacked out my peripheral and extended vision, I couldn't see beyond what I was reading...then I feel my "croc" being removed from my foot, I knew what was going on, it was either my big guy Brutus or my girl Lashes, both like to get my attention by nudging at my feet, turned out it was Lashes, she yanked the croc right off my foot and slobbered all over it, then I had one of my other bears last night come up to me without noticing and then sneezed all over me, and I had just gotten out of the sauna and was all cleaned up, my entire right leg (I was sitting in shorts) was slimed with bear snot, back into the sauna I go...last night 3 bears devoured 6lbs of peanuts within the hr while I had a nice outside fire going...just a point of interest, bears seem to find fires interesting, they'll sit and stare into it the same as humans do, I've even had bears put their paws up to the fire as if they were feeling the heat from the flames. I figured I throw that in seeings how I haven't posted much about my bears lately.
@AllAheadFull...noted, re your fear, inevitably, one day, everyone is going to submit their last post....but my bears will not be the cause of my last post.
I've got black bears, the relationship with bears began back in the early 2000 era when, just before leaving for the office at 06.30hrs I went to look at my garden and out of nowhere I've got this female bear with 2 small cubs (footballs) walking deliberately right for me and before I had time to become "aware" of what was going on she was right in front of me and her 2 cubs hanging on my ankles and then she leaves...still not processing this I think it's kinda cool and start walking them around the lawn, just as a kid would do with his father and they loved it...that mother bear never did come back and I was now the parent figure, a male, cubs stay with the mother (female) and the male bears will kill cubs...anyways that's how my life with bears began and it's been a learning experience everyday with them, they were some type of a blessing and I was exceptionally fortunate that it was. As for pics and vids I'm limited as to what I can post because of the devices I use and also my computer knowledge is basically just above functional in that I couldn't get catbox or imgur to work but what I did do is make the offer to any TRUSTING VOAT OP to forward a few files on my bears via email or even short stuff via Text....and that hasn't went anywhere "yet". and there you have it
Sorry for the delayed response. That’s so cool though. I’ve only encountered a black bear once. That was on a run while stationed at Hurlburt field in Florida. It ran next to me, but in the woods. When I came to a four way intersection behind base housing, next to the boat storage, it stood under a light. So did you have to get any special license or are these free range bears?
That bear took a sniff and suddenly repressed memories flashed back…
Vague memories of a blinged out unconscious nigress moons ago…. Sniffing it's ass to judge its eating habits….. Chicken, Vegetable oil, flour, spices, watermelon…….. purpledrank?
Suddenly Shaniqua awakes and violently twerks- it’s Brillo hairs irritating and chafing the bear’s snout. It shrieks in agony to realize there are 27 other sheboons violently twerking against the bear… shrieking in ecstasy as they pull each other’s weaves off their heads…..
The bear wisely walks away before it becomes aware.
[ + ] Peleg
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Or,
Too busy telling off that bitch on faceberg!
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I figured I throw that in seeings how I haven't posted much about my bears lately.
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and there you have it
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Vague memories of a blinged out unconscious nigress moons ago….
Sniffing it's ass to judge its eating habits…..
Chicken, Vegetable oil, flour, spices, watermelon…….. purpledrank?
Suddenly Shaniqua awakes and violently twerks- it’s Brillo hairs irritating and chafing the bear’s snout. It shrieks in agony to realize there are 27 other sheboons violently twerking against the bear… shrieking in ecstasy as they pull each other’s weaves off their heads…..
The bear wisely walks away before it becomes aware.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2024 20:06:06 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] 2plus2equals5
[ - ] 2plus2equals5 2 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2024 20:28:14 ago (+2/-0)
Bear got close close enough to that gash and said "nope"