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STOP TRYING TO KILL MY PRESIDENT!!!!!!

submitted by Trumpman1488 to whatever 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 21:09:30 ago (+20/-4)     (whatever)

DONT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS KNOW HE IS PROTECTED BY GOD?!?!? I SWEAR TO CHRIST IF YOU FUCKING GLOBALISTS KEEP THIS UP IM GONNA FEDPOST LIKE YOU FUCKERS HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!!!!! WWG1WGA!!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


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[ - ] Sector2 12 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 22:04:24 ago (+12/-0)

He's either protected or not protected by the script they're using for this show.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 22:16:25 ago (+5/-1)

The most recent former president has had two attempts made on his life. One missed him by the slightest of margins. If I were a suspicious person I might wonder how in 2024 with the training and weapons and experience the secret service has how ANYONE could get one attempt on what is arguably the most popular president in this centuries history much less two. But I'm NOT suspicious. I listen to what my gubmint tells me because I know my gubmint has only my best interest at heart! Now if you'll excuse me I've got to get my 12th booster shot.

[ - ] Sector2 8 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 22:23:59 ago (+8/-0)

It was pretty obviously a magic ear nick that could never have been scripted. It just looked fake because it was so real.

Completely unrelated, Trump is a successful television actor who regularly engaged in fake scuffles and other scripted acts.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 22:35:31 ago (+2/-0)

I honestly haven't paid all that much attention to the whole thing. Come to think of it it does seem scripted like a bad movie and everything you just said is true...hmm now you made me have to think dangit! ๐Ÿ˜‚

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 23:37:08 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18997.Absolute_Friends

I'm rereading this spy novel that's partly set in 70s Germany, when and where I was an occupier. It's a great story, and a good reminder of how convoluted political machinations can be. You can almost never be too cynical when it comes to politics.

[ - ] Sal_180 -4 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 02:22:54 ago (+0/-4)

arguably the most popular president in this centuries


Lol, he lost the popular vote twice

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 22:16:55 ago (+0/-0)

With enemies like his, who needs friends?

[ - ] Portmanure 7 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 21:15:19 ago (+7/-0)

They are realizing cheating is not going to work this time around, they are at their wits end and murder is their only hope since they canโ€™t legitimately or illegitimately win the election. They will do anything to stay in power, even if it means destroying everything.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 6 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 21:57:36 ago (+7/-1)

Oh I don't think you give them enough credit when it comes to cheating. They've been at it a long time and have only gotten better at it! That old saying "we have to win by more than they can cheat" was never more true than in 2016. Imagine hillbilly Clinton waking up the day after the election and realizing that even with all the cheating they'd done, TRUMP STILL WON! Imagine being the poor sap who had to tell THAT narcissistic wretch she actually lost to Trump! She was always an evil cunt but I think she genuinely lost what was left of her mind that day! ๐Ÿคฃ Plus, what have they got to lose? They cheated like democrats in 2020 and got caught EVERYWHERE and what was done? That election was the main reason I quit practicing law and will never do it again. And I loved the law.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 22:54:35 ago (+4/-0)

Really. An election caused you to quit a career you got an education for and certified by the state for?
Something about that ainโ€™t right.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 08:59:26 ago (+2/-0)

An election caused you to quit a career you got an education for and certified by the state for?

His name checks out though.

WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 23:05:40 ago (+2/-0)

Yep!!! Democraps are mentally ill and should be shipped to north korea where they belong since they obviously love communism. They're lying, cheating, stealing, murderous sick fuckers!! I literally refuse to even talk to a fucking democrap.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 6 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 21:14:37 ago (+6/-0)

And of course they'll make us out to be the violent ones and use this as an excuse for more gun control.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 2 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 02:24:08 ago (+3/-1)

Vote Zion Don, so your children can be first (((vaccinated))) and then conscripted to die for Israel! Or vote for the street shitter bitch and have your children injected and shipped off to die for Ukraine! And don't forget, every vote counts! ~Kikes

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 00:17:05 ago (+2/-0)

There's something not right here, 2 shooters 2 attempts, 2 misses....is this an indication of lousy of a shot Americans are...I cut cloverleafs into my targets with my .270WSM at 400yrds, by these 2 attempts on Trump it appears as though hitting a fucking good sized cabbage at 150ft might be a problem...if these are legitimate assassination attempts then fuck me, there's a lot of shitty shooters in the land of the 2nd ammendment.
@con77 and @bulletstopper and a few others here, I would assume that you're not in this failed category of lousy shooters.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 04:01:59 ago (+2/-0)*

Shmedlap layed out there next to the fence for 12 hours. But it never once occurred to him to camouflage himself or his position?

Did you ever stop to think sometimes that all of the truly competent people are on our side?

The process required for becoming a competent shooter is like becoming competent in anything else.
Self-discipline, and at least a nodding acquaintance with reality. Things that are noticeably lacking on the left.
You can't just "wish" the bullet into the target. No amounted of "feelings" is going to make it happen.

Not to mention the "instructors veto". Of all the people I have trained around the world, if at any time I got the feeling that "this motherfucker has no business with a nerf gun in his hands, much less a firearm.", that was it. That was all. The end. They were GONE. Everybody I know that teaches firearms is the same way. Fucker seems weird? Go away. I don't need the hassle.

Has anyone noticed that the fbi was able to locate the source of the AR used the Butler attempt within 30 minutes but the source of this douchebag's SKS (which he was prohibited, as a convicted felon, from even possessing. Thank God for those gun laws, right?) is still a mystery?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 08:58:50 ago (+0/-0)

@@BulletStopper...I'm just fucking with you guys but what you stated is valid....these fuckheads are not shooters...fuck even my wife can cut a grouping within a 2inch target at 150yrds with a .223 or .17WSM

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 11:35:00 ago (+0/-0)

It's almost like it's all a big script ...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 23:52:47 ago (+3/-1)

I toldasoe that they would try again and here we are. I knew they would. The left-winged jews want the right-winged jews gone.

[ - ] texasblood -2 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 00:15:25 ago (+1/-3)

STFU you swollen headed faggot know it all.
Your a fuckin basket case fella.
Done with you!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 10:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

wot? Why're you mad?

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 23:02:28 ago (+3/-1)

Well said Trumpman1488!!!

GOD BLESS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY,
DONALD J. TRUMP!!!

[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 23:31:39 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] JewNitedStates 4 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 00:46:05 ago (+6/-2)

Why did you post an Israeli flag?

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 03:55:37 ago (+1/-0)

our conjoined mutant generations are gonna have some fucked up stories to tell.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 01:46:38 ago (+1/-0)

He was trying to recruit people to go fight in Ukraine. I wonder what his prior arrests are for? I bet it wasn't run-of-the-mill armed robbery, assault or DWI. Probably something demented and sexual.

[ - ] JewNitedStates 1 point 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 00:44:34 ago (+1/-0)

WIGGERWOGWIGGERWOG

[ - ] bohmoonx 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 23:12:37 ago (+1/-0)

I'm so mad I'm going to write letters to my Senators and Congressman. I'll have to tone it down and be respectful but I think I can get my message across.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 10:16:12 ago (+1/-1)

Relax Francis Turdman. Nobody is trying to kill trump. It's just the latest episode of the #1 hit drama soap opera. Nothing but entertainment, the circus side of the bread and circus control of the normies. This particular episode was designed to make people believe that the security detail for trump is AkcHualeE and for rEAls doing their job and he is SAFE!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 09:00:30 ago (+0/-0)

GOD BLESS RABBI ZOGNALD TRUMPSTEIN, THE MAN WHO CAN FIT MORE JEW COCKS IN HIS MOUTH AND ANUS THAN ANY OTHER ZIONIST TRAITOR!

MORE BLOOD FOR PISSRAEL!

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 02:17:35 ago (+2/-2)

Protected by god ? thats fucking retarded, why doesnt god stop the shooters from shooting in the first place ?

god doesnt do shit and has never done anything you fucking child.

[ - ] TheSimulacra -2 points 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 22:57:20 ago (+1/-3)

TRUMPS GOD IS SATAN

[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 22:59:43 ago (+2/-1)

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 8 monthsSep 15, 2024 23:07:35 ago (+2/-1)

No jackass,... you, simulacra are satan!! Go burn in hell where u belong!

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 8 monthsSep 16, 2024 00:18:10 ago (+0/-0)

Just might be that.
Point is that ain't the god that moves the pieces child.