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The Ideal Woman

submitted by Sleazy to whatever 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 04:54:56 ago (+69/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] bobdole9 22 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 06:44:16 ago (+22/-0)

People think this is a joke. They shouldn't.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 14:31:18 ago (+0/-0)

There is a lot to be said for adhering to the mean ie average. In a way, that's the ideal woman.

My wife is a 9 tho fuck you guys.

[ - ] dass 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:15:58 ago (+0/-0)

'9 inches ???'

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 09:17:43 ago (+0/-0)

If I said 10, would you believe me?

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 18 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 06:50:04 ago (+18/-0)

Add no tattoos and this is facts.

[ - ] Belfuro 4 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 15:21:28 ago (+5/-1)

Add no female friends.
Females sabotage each other.
They take glee in sabotaging each other's chances at happiness

[ - ] GreatSatan 12 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 06:06:57 ago (+12/-0)

0 body count

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 14:45:11 ago (+1/-0)

Depend on how old you are. At my age a virgin would be a huge red flag. That being said, you shouldn’t be able to count past partners with more than one hand.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -7 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:18:39 ago (+0/-7)

Oh you have a zero body count, do you?

[ - ] GreatSatan 7 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:47:47 ago (+7/-0)

Women don’t like male virgins you old roastie

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 11:41:36 ago (+7/-2)*

Let me get this straight

Men shouldn’t be virgins.

But also

Why can’t I find any White women that are virgins?

This is a basic failure in mathematical thinking. Unless you are fucking she-boons, you are destroying the virginity of some other White man’s future wife. You are adding to the body count of a White potential mate.

There are a finite number of White women in the world. One for every White man. Do the math!

I don’t want to hear another one of you faggots talk about the superiority of male logic and math ability. This is a basic problem that most of you retards seem to stumble over again and again.

White virgin females are apparently a high value resource for White males. So manage your own fucking resource, you fucking idiots. You are despoiling these women.

This is nigger level behavior. Shitting in the pool and then complaining that you are swimming in shit.

STOP SHITTING IN THE POOL

[ - ] Belfuro 4 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 15:27:40 ago (+4/-0)

Hi zombie.
No. Your math's are straight up judeo-nigger math's

There will always be women who are not marriage material.

There always be whores servicing large numbers of men.

The ladies with 0 body count is what matters.

Biology is clear, male body count has zero negative outcomes. In fact men are created to have multiple sexual partners. It's our species top evolutionary selection method to potentially eugenics.

Women with sexual partners lose all ability to mate bound and what do they gain? They can be pregnant exactly once at a time.

The snake telling women to mimic men destroyed our nations.

Now don't presume I'm debating you. As a woman and a walking dead one at that, you lack ability to reason and logic.

Kudos on being well trained on linguistics however.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 19:49:53 ago (+0/-0)

And now you get your alts out to upvote your own stupid comments lol. You know men can share the sluts right, retard? I’m sure Stacy took the virginity of half the boys in school. It’s you assuming everyone is losing their virginity to a 50/50 ratio lmao

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:46:21 ago (+0/-0)

I dont have any alts you salty fag.

I’m sure Stacy took the virginity of half the boys in school. It’s you assuming everyone is losing their virginity to a 50/50 ratio lmao

So you admit that males are sluttier than females.

[ - ] DivineLight2 4 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 11:35:52 ago (+4/-0)

Honest to God found one who did. "Don't want a well used dick". However, in general, yeah, they don't.

I think it's fair that if you want a virgin wife and you should, you should have a low n-count and not have been a manwhore.

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 15:24:15 ago (+1/-0)

Male virginity has no value to anyone. It does the male no good- it makes it harder for him to get laid. It does the female no good- they want to have sex with someone who knows what they're doing, for the most part.

Female virginity, however, used to serve an extremely important function: it used to be the one way you could be certain that any children she had were of your blood. This is why it was so important for noble ladies to be chaste- what lord would risk his line being extinguished or bastardized by a whore wife?

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 15:56:29 ago (+2/-0)

paternity tests exist now

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:16:31 ago (+0/-1)

Hahaha.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:19:49 ago (+0/-0)

Don't get me wrong I don't my kids to be used as ragdolls for some useless fucks pleasure but that " make sure it mine" argument is ridiculous.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:34:44 ago (+0/-1)

I dont, but the emphasis on female purity (relative to male) becomes meaningless with the advent of cheap paternity tests. Female promiscuity is disincentive for “good dads” because a male can never be sure the child he invests in is his..... until paternity tests. After that, female promiscuity becomes no more dysgenic than male promiscuity. Meanwhile court mandated child support becomes a disincentive for marrying slutty men like @heyjames. Plus slutty men are gross.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 16:16:02 ago (+1/-0)

Difference between a lock and a master key.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:17:41 ago (+0/-0)

If keys could murder each other in order to hoard all the locks this would be an apt analogy.

[ - ] dass 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:18:13 ago (+0/-0)

Break in the back door ?//?...

[ - ] dass 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:16:46 ago (+0/-0)

i guess he's pretty handy ......

[ - ] Wahaha 5 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 08:32:38 ago (+6/-1)

Debt-free, virgin with no tattoos plus the image.

[ - ] TheYiddler 6 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:10:23 ago (+6/-0)

Virgin seems to be asking a lot. But debt free and no kids is a must.

[ - ] GreatSatan -2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:51:22 ago (+1/-3)

The only way I would marry a non-virgin is if i have multiple wives or she accepts me sleeping with other women but stay loyal to her. I’m not cucking myself to a single non-virgin. Just can’t do it.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 11:12:22 ago (+3/-0)

she accepts me sleeping with other women but stay loyal to her

if she offers or accepts its a trap

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 11:44:40 ago (+2/-0)

He’s into traps.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 11:46:45 ago (+2/-0)

he's an owen bear. thats why the open promotion of fucking around with a spouse.

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 15:04:51 ago (+2/-0)

Let me guess. You’re not married.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 20:29:27 ago (+0/-0)

Let me guess, you are a weak, pussywhipped man that let himself go.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 4 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:26:51 ago (+4/-0)

lol this woman's easily an 8.5/10. The only way she'd be rated that low is if every other woman besides her are heavenly blessed beauties

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:18:06 ago (+5/-1)

not a cunt bitch

Anyone want to go for 2 out of 3?

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:25:07 ago (+5/-0)

good fast cheap traingle. youre not getting all 3.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 14:26:19 ago (+3/-0)

Doesn't even have to cook. If I found a white woman that wants kids she would just have to worry about making my babies ill take care of the rest...

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 15:08:33 ago (+0/-0)

Mine cooks but I’m a better cook than her so I prefer making the food and she washes the dishes. Seems like a good compromise to me. Each couple has their own way of doing hoyse chores, but cooking is optional of you yourself know how to cook.

The part about not being a cunt is 100 times more important in my opinion. Also, no sluts.

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 13:16:59 ago (+3/-0)

We’re all older, aren’t we? Why do we have to constantly hear about shit like this? It’s not even relevant to you anymore.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 13:18:36 ago (+0/-0)

I like women, I got a few of them myself, how is it not relevant? Just cause I'm not going to impregnate them?

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 13:21:28 ago (+4/-0)*

Because the way it’s brought up is always in the context of looking for a wife. If you’re a man who’s not married and over 40, you have just as much room to be judged.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 13:31:31 ago (+0/-0)

I am not married but I am what you would call old, but im not really old

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

Is that good for the white birthrate? Maybe somebody else is willing to use those uteruses instead of just wasting them on some on some selfish sexual odyssey. If everyone acted like you would things be better or worse for our White future?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:58:57 ago (+0/-0)

I already have children and my daughter is pregnant with her first child

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 19:35:13 ago (+1/-0)

You are divorced?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 20:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

yes many years ago

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 12:35:13 ago (+3/-0)

Cooking really isn't difficult. You should be better than just ok

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:27:32 ago (+2/-0)

Men can cook also.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 16:58:23 ago (+0/-0)

If I'm working and she's home all day, she damn well better cook for me.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 16:41:14 ago (+2/-0)

5/10 with good base genetics. Is genuinely kind. Strong maternal instinct.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 16:15:15 ago (+2/-0)

6.5/10

Very important. Too high and the other things aren't possible.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 16:15:08 ago (+2/-0)

Not fat

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 17:55:59 ago (+0/-0)

absolutely

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 17:01:24 ago (+1/-0)

Debt free virgin without tattoos. Even if she doesn't know how to cook, she can certainly learn.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 11:39:18 ago (+1/-0)

The ideal woman: thin, virgin and fertile. That's it.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 12:04:52 ago (+0/-0)

and not batshit crazy. That's the great filter.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 14:26:00 ago (+1/-0)

DISCLAIMER: they are all crazy, some are just better at hiding it than others.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:10:04 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:24:30 ago (+1/-0)

no

that's a drawing, if you're going to lust after a drawing at least use a drawing of real people like this

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:29:19 ago (+1/-0)

Please create your own animation.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:33:00 ago (+1/-0)

I would love to, I want to, but that is so damned time consuming to do, especially the low tech way I do it

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:29:08 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe just some memes then? Your drawing style is...interesting.

[ - ] germ22 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:47:57 ago (+1/-0)

She is a very well written character. So supportive even when things go badly.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:12:44 ago (+1/-0)

Raphtalia is definitely a top-tier waifu.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:09:08 ago (+1/-0)

Not a liberal

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:28:44 ago (+3/-0)

depends how hot she is, you can convert her if you lead

[ - ] Greasy 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:59:24 ago (+0/-0)

"Ideal" means "the best possible." The Ideal Woman, by definition, would be 10/10 and the best cook alive. This is an acceptable woman.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:28:15 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed. Should've been titled to something like "our expectations" instead

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 1 point 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 15:12:59 ago (+1/-0)

I have never met a 10/10 that is not fucked in the head. All that attention all their lives really messes them up. They think they should be with with a movie star or something and very few people treat them like a normal person. They have a warped perception of reality.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:08:22 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ - ] germ22 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 09:48:29 ago (+0/-0)

Not fat would be an important thing.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 11:43:19 ago (+4/-0)

I think 6.5 out of 10 covers that.