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Okay. I'm old

submitted by con77 to whatever 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:01:38 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)

Who else would manhandle Judge Jeanine?


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[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:48:57 ago (+5/-0)

For a minute I was thinking of Judge Judy. I thought damn he is really old.

I would manhandle Pierce Brosnan. What a hot old dude.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 00:19:54 ago (+2/-0)

He is a handsome man

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 00:26:41 ago (+2/-0)

OMG!!! Con wants to manhandle Pierce Brosnan's wiener!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 17:23:17 ago (+0/-0)

sickening

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:58:55 ago (+4/-0)

If by 2 hands around her neck….

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:11:18 ago (+4/-0)

Bro, we know you're old. It's not your fault.

[ - ] bohmoonx 3 points 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:52:49 ago (+3/-0)

If she was my bartender I'd probably let her suck my dick after the bar closed. I wouldn't tell anyone and deny it happened.

[ - ] Trope 4 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 01:33:27 ago (+4/-0)

This seems like the only viable solution.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:24:40 ago (+3/-0)

Too brown for my taste.

[ - ] _Obrez 3 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 03:27:19 ago (+3/-0)

It's a spray on, not that I condone fucking an animate Slim Jim.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 07:41:11 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, she's ethnically Arab (Lebanese, specifically).

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 05:01:20 ago (+2/-0)

I had to look her up to see who she is- https://www.pinterest.com/romeoramon/jeanine-pirro/

Nope, too dark for me.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 17:22:53 ago (+1/-0)

would

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 00:25:28 ago (+2/-0)

I'd tap it and split her hip in half like a piece of white oak. That is IF she isn't jewish.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 00:33:07 ago (+3/-0)

She’s Italian.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 03:25:28 ago (+3/-0)

Suspiciously Italian

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 13:16:19 ago (+1/-0)

I doubt the old bitch could take it as I have a dick like 24 ounce beer can and an ass like a jackhammer.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 18:30:24 ago (+1/-0)

You go boy!

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 00:19:41 ago (+2/-0)

Holy fuck. Adult protective services on alert for your ass.

Elder abuse is a thing.

[ - ] DoughGoy 1 point 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 01:42:40 ago (+1/-0)

I don't remember what she looks like, but I'm sure I still would.

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 01:22:02 ago (+1/-0)

At least it's not (((judge judy)))

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -2 points 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:06:57 ago (+1/-3)

I might duct tape her up, poke her with a pocket knife all over and jack off to her begging me to stop as I pour lighter fluid all over her, but I’d never stick my dick in that brown trash.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:32:46 ago (+3/-0)

Damn son!

[ - ] calx 2 points 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:34:54 ago (+2/-0)

God help us.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 9 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:41:27 ago (+3/-0)

Wow.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 2 points 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 09:39:50 ago (+2/-0)

Savage! Hahahahohohohehehewhoa

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 9 monthsSep 21, 2024 00:21:36 ago (+1/-0)

You've done that