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Infinite pussy cheat code

submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 18:53:48 ago (+44/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 13 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 23:20:49 ago (+13/-0)

"Pre-approval token". Means that you are already a proven value with another female. Like stamping meat USDA grade A.

And stolen candy just tastes better.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 12 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 20:50:05 ago (+13/-1)

Amazing how committed people are to disbelieving this. It's a classic in game circles. Of course Helena is pretending its bullshit.

Women LOVE playing homewrecker.

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 7 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 21:07:56 ago (+7/-0)

It's true. If all you want to do is screw, nut and bolt, it works.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:27:16 ago (+1/-0)

Unless someone throws a wrench in the situation.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:27:17 ago (+0/-0)

Unless there's a pair of jokers in the deck; And sometimes there are.

[ - ] NoRefunds 10 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 21:46:48 ago (+10/-0)

Never had a girl or bartender randomly buy me drinks. I got married and 3 separate times got shots or free doubles. It does happen.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 23:40:27 ago (+7/-0)

I’m married and don’t wear a ring to keep the hoes away from me.

[ - ] albatrosv15 6 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 21:59:00 ago (+7/-1)

Women love emotions, even when it brings drama. Sometimes especially when it brings drama to other people and they can watch the trainwreck.
Also, women are corruption.

[ - ] recon_johnny 7 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:09:26 ago (+7/-0)

Holy shit, the train wreck is such a thing. They love, love, LOVE that fucking nonsense.

That they think they caused it? This is the shit that makes them wet.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 22:28:05 ago (+6/-0)

I'll tell ya another cheat: Get a cute ass little dog

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:27:53 ago (+2/-1)

I’m not sure where you are going with this comment…..

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:45:05 ago (+3/-0)

So hawt chics come over and pet it. Why would your mind go anywhere else?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:53:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:31:51 ago (+1/-0)

A large fluffy one works as well.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 07:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

It needs to be a beagle. Some women don't like big dogs and a lot of them don't like little loud ankle biters. But a beagle is the perfect size and the perfect look to appeal to almost all women.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:29:14 ago (+2/-0)

I would vote for a fluffy Golden Retriever.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:30:44 ago (+0/-0)

But they are so anti-social. They are a cat in a dog's body. She might assume you are as unfriendly as it is. You've got to maximize the dopamine hit on first interaction. Petting a beagle is just a downer.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -3 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 07:45:27 ago (+0/-3)

You are sick

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 11:55:27 ago (+0/-0)

why?

[ - ] niggerdick69 4 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 22:46:54 ago (+4/-0)

I think for me it wasn't the ring itself, it was the confidence and my lack of interest of other women once married. Obviously I check out other women but I am not a leg humping hound like I was before marriage.

I just mind my own business and after I glance at that hottie, I go back to what I'm doing. Beautiful women are used to me gawked at.

I'm no stud or anything but I have noticed more women looking at me after I married. I think that's why.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 8 monthsSep 23, 2024 19:05:49 ago (+0/-0)

no, it's because another woman has valued you. you can see this playout in any group with women - workplace, class, etc. if one girl expresses that she likes a guy the rest will start gunning for him.

[ - ] drhitler 3 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:57:30 ago (+3/-0)

I think they do it because a married man has devoted himself to a certain lifestyle and if she can get him to break all those morals and ideals over her then she thinks she is hot shit.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 23:39:12 ago (+2/-0)

I knew a lesbo in denial whose thing was dating men and encouraging them to cheat on her so she could hear the details. If you mentioned this she would go nuclear. She was mariana trench level of denial.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 21:34:34 ago (+1/-0)

I doubt that's true, but if it were, I would imagine that it brings diminishing returns up until you're in your 40s.

[ - ] LostWhale 1 point 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 23:15:08 ago (+2/-1)

So... Here we go again. I just had this happen 6 months ago ish. Same deal. Girl knows I'm married, I have a reputation at work for being not exactly the most faithful guy in the world... Although there's reasons for it. The girl happen to be a friend at the job and outside for years. At the company Christmas party she decides to put my penis in her mouth. My life for the next 6 months has been hell, she dragged me through the fire, mostly I believe because I didn't leave my wife like she left her husband... As into her as I was I saw the red flags after it became romantic, I backed out and she has been absolutely rephrensible ever since. I've talked to my wife, she knows, not the extent but she's aware. I don't know what's going to happen. I'm having a wild ride though, but fuck the bitch, half the reason why I backed out was how comfortable she was with cheating... I wasn't, I felt nervous anxious and guilty and told her I couldn't do it until I could see that we could be emotionally involved.

Absolute hellfire from that point forward.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 05:16:25 ago (+2/-1)

You told her you couldn't fuck her until you were emotionally involved...Then fucked her.

You let the situation create itself.


Many times women are attracted to married guys because they can get filled in like sluts, without the social blowback, or having the guy cling on.

I've strayed in long term relationships in the past, the golden rule was always one night stand only and no keeping in touch.

Had a (pop star) mistress once, and that, is a situation that will always end in tears

[ - ] LostWhale 0 points 8 monthsSep 23, 2024 04:49:26 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I sort of created it myself. But it just sort of fell in my lap, confused me about my relationship. I was trying to do the right thing it's hard when she was tempting me with all the things I want, and I mean more that. Just sex by the way. I don't care about the other comments here I'm not seeking validation. It's just a thing that happen, I'm not proud of it. At a certain point I was hoping it was something that made me happy and it didn't, nor even close, so I stayed and that's it. The stuff that happen afterwards is what I was mostly referring to, when women don't get what they want, they don't pull punches especially in their 30's. My favorite person quickly became my least favorite person. Take from that what you will. I don't care either way, whether the people replying do or don't won't ease my suffering.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:11:51 ago (+1/-0)

Girl knows I'm married

You know you are married. Is this the person you want to be?

I see alot of passive language here.

She put my penis in her mouth. She dragged me through the fire. I don’t know what’s going to happen.

You are making bad decisions and then trying to fob them off on the person standing next to you. That is weak!

I have a reputation at work for being not exactly the most faithful guy in the world

What do you think those conversations sound like? Do they think you are the victim cuz reasons? Or do they think you have a shitty character? Be a better man. You represent all White men.

[ - ] LostWhale 0 points 8 monthsSep 23, 2024 04:52:00 ago (+0/-0)

You sound like a redditor.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 8 monthsSep 23, 2024 11:39:48 ago (+0/-0)

But it just sort of fell in my lap, confused me about my relationship.

I don’t have to say “passive language” if the clinical terms bother you. I could say “cop out”. Im actually trying to sound objective and constructive, but I can do judgy too if you’d like.

At a certain point I was hoping it was something that made me happy and it didn't, nor even close, so I stayed and that's it.

What if it had made you happy? Is that what you believe the point of life is?

when women don't get what they want, they don't pull punches especially in their 30's.

Muh wahman. I guess you weren’t getting what you wanted from your wife. Guess you weren’t pulling any punches when you started shit up with the work chick. Its different though right?

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:32:42 ago (+1/-0)

Why i'm never getting married

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 07:43:22 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for your service

[ - ] DieselForever 1 point 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 03:21:39 ago (+3/-2)

Fake. and Gay

You are either handsome or you are not. If you are you get attention if not you won't. Marriage (or wearing a ring) has fuck all to do with it.

Putting your cock in someone willing to cheat or knows you are cheating is going to end bad as they thrive on drama and will keep trying to create more after the event.

Anyway downvoat away

[ - ] JosephGoebbeIs 0 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 20:09:18 ago (+3/-3)

Even if it were true, (it's not) he'd be no better than the whores that rack up notches.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 21:54:42 ago (+0/-0)

Why is the date cut off?

[ - ] FreeinTX -2 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 19:17:30 ago (+4/-6)

Stuff that never happened.

This is a myth.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 20:04:17 ago (+3/-0)

I get a lot of female attention, not sure if it's my wedding ring though. Always just chalked it up to my razor sharp wit and devilishly good looks.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 20:04:43 ago (+2/-0)

Lol. I think women relax around married men, so they get flirty more easily. Id imagine it would shut down, real quick, if you showed yourself as a cheater, by trying to act on their flirts.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 20:17:33 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, I don't do that. Twice it's happened that a chick wanted to hang out and I told her I could give her my wife's number. Separates the wheat from the chaff pretty quick.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 07:48:33 ago (+2/-0)

"I told her I could give her my wife's number."

Yeah, nope. This doesn't always work in clown world. I did the same routine with the "give you my wife's number" thing until one crazy chick said, "cool! A threesome! I can eat her while you pound me!"
Yep. Had to LOL at that one.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -3 points 8 monthsSep 21, 2024 19:09:06 ago (+1/-4)

Fake.

[ - ] GreatSatan 3 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:33:03 ago (+3/-0)

cope, women just suck, admit it

[ - ] PostWallHelena -2 points 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:13:46 ago (+1/-3)

They don’t suck you! Admit it.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 8 monthsSep 22, 2024 13:29:52 ago (+1/-0)

Of course you think women are just sexual objects