So i just woke up a few hours ago from a drinking binge i had all night and early this morning. I had puke all over myself and shit in my britches, and my head feels like its full of lead! I never told any of yall im an alcoholic because the trolls would use that against me but this is a plea for help! I think i almost died but from the grace of God Almighty I live to serve him and President Donald J. Trump once again! LOL! I think i thought I was just too manly to get any help because im not a pussy coward like most of you here. I must have downed 24 cans of coors lite and almost a whole bottle of Jack. Lord knows I can drink like no other man, hell, I could out drink even that drunk deadbeat graydragon on a Tuesday morning! Heh. But anyways could anyone recommend a good light beer i should try?
You should funnel all the alcohol you can find into your asshole. It’s supposedly way more effective. Do it david carradine style in a closet in thailand. You always had that yellow fever anyway and it would suit you perfectly. So remember: 1-buy plane ticket to thailand 2-set up air bnb for one night with closet containing one sturdy rod 2-get dat funnel homie, and a hose that fits over the funnel tightly, and can be held in by your asshole (tricky specs, i know) 3-go get that magic fire water boi 4- dont forget the red sash for your neck 5-place sash over closet rod and around your little pencil neck 6- better hang that funnel near the faggot, i mean, you. 7-insert that tube(lets be honest here, you’ve already had that tube in deep from the moment you purchased it) 8-smile 9-pour 10- report back 11-never tell anyone where you buried your gook wife and kids 12-leave note saying “I WIN, GRAYDRAGON” because you’ll have totally owned him
I think the “boomer” bobdole9 is talking about is faggot ass trumpman not drstrangestgov. You and I were born the same year bud, cheers! (I dont drink so its only unsweetened tea but cheers anyway!)
I can recommend a Pre Work Out powder I ve been having. WIth my little one and all now...And being uber stressed at work, and of course the whole replacement population thing going on Europe, for years I struggled to get back on truck. I turned into a shit.
God my body became so buttery and fat.
For the past few months, I am finally giving fitness suplemments a shot, I take loads of shit, L Carnitine, Protein Shakes, Zinc, Korean Bullshit for Testosterone etc...
But my Pre Work Out gives me the energy to hit the gym and I transformed my body in only 2 months. In 2 months I ll look fucking awesome and sadly and frankly and honestly, I couldnt had done this without my Pre Work Out.
INstead of beer, fucking sign up at the local gym, have the pre work out and discharge your energy there. Otherwise they ll find you body covered in shit and vomit.
Ginseng root. And don't go buying that stupid korean shit. Buy American wild ginseng. It's a lot better than anything you can get from anywhere else. I hit the woods just the other day and dug about a dozen plants. That should last me until next season. The price of sang is down real bad this year. You should be able to find some good deals on it.
"I think i thought I was just too manly to get any help because im not a pussy coward like most of you here."
The thing about this place and the people that frequent this place, trolls, lurkers and serial posters alike- we generally value a few core principles: -integrity -self-sufficiency and independence -intelligence and critical thinking -most of all: freedom
sure, any one with a fragile sense of reality that lands on this url will see a fair amount of posts that they find appalling, but the freedom to post anything within the legal constraints of the first amendment is nothing more than the practice of freedom and there is much valuable information sharing here that can assist others navigating this increasingly dangerous planet. For example, I have been introduced to fenbendazole as a cancer preventative and treatment via this url; extremely valuable information.
One thing I have noticed about many of the folks posting on this site is a willingness to help anyone asking for it, regardless of who the person asking is. For example, plenty of racism is posted here, but for the sake of example, if a black individual posted here and acknowledged the 13%/54% ratio, explained that they were suffering from alcoholism and were generally seeking guidance, most people here would provide something helpful.
To quote Sgt. Hartman: "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here."
This post doesn't appear to be a request for assistance, but merely a declaration slovenly and gross behavioral life choices, but I can tell you from the point of view from someone with functional alcoholic tendencies- you will feel better, you will function at a higher level, you will sleep better and be happier if you choose not to drink. The choice will always be yours and yours alone
In reference to the early part of this comment , I've found in such an environment, being genuine, honest and helpful is wildly rewarding. It's counterintuitive given the atmosphere, but I've come to enjoy it. I can still be a shit if I want as well. A choice. what a grand thing.
Cause yankee faggott fucks don't know cows with nuts are Bulls 💩4🧠 I'm gay as a long summer day,come put the little fucker in my hand and I'll show you something you've never seen. Not all queers are equal.
I AINT NO YANKEE, BOY!!! HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU!!! I am from the great State of FLORIDA!!! The best goddamn State on this side of Heaven! Your state is overrun with beaners and FAGGOTS and is a blue state SHITHOLE now!! FUCK YOU!!
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 17:52:50 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] JudyStroyer
[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 09:29:47 ago (+1/-1)
1-buy plane ticket to thailand
2-set up air bnb for one night with closet containing one sturdy rod
2-get dat funnel homie, and a hose that fits over the funnel tightly, and can be held in by your asshole (tricky specs, i know)
3-go get that magic fire water boi
4- dont forget the red sash for your neck
5-place sash over closet rod and around your little pencil neck
6- better hang that funnel near the faggot, i mean, you.
7-insert that tube(lets be honest here, you’ve already had that tube in deep from the moment you purchased it)
8-smile
9-pour
10- report back
11-never tell anyone where you buried your gook wife and kids
12-leave note saying “I WIN, GRAYDRAGON” because you’ll have totally owned him
[ + ] Trumpman1488
[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] -1 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 23:37:07 ago (+0/-1)
[ + ] JudyStroyer
[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 08:48:57 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Drstrangestgov
[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 06:23:22 ago (+4/-1)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 -1 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 07:15:10 ago (+0/-1)
Britches-shitter should otherwise be ignored.
[ + ] puremadness
[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 09:09:53 ago (+1/-0)
It's poison done intentionally as a status quo.
Drinking for recreation is a fallacious choice.
My DOB is 1980.
[ + ] JudyStroyer
[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 09:34:39 ago (+2/-0)
You and I were born the same year bud, cheers! (I dont drink so its only unsweetened tea but cheers anyway!)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 10:58:31 ago (+1/-0)
Correct...I'm borderline illiterate today.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 09:31:37 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] oppressed
[ - ] oppressed 3 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 06:18:22 ago (+3/-0)
the bible says you must believe in Jesus to enter heaven (john 14:6). prayer can also help deliver us from addiction
[ + ] Dafurius_Nigario
[ - ] Dafurius_Nigario 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 06:16:25 ago (+1/-0)
God my body became so buttery and fat.
For the past few months, I am finally giving fitness suplemments a shot, I take loads of shit, L Carnitine, Protein Shakes, Zinc, Korean Bullshit for Testosterone etc...
But my Pre Work Out gives me the energy to hit the gym and I transformed my body in only 2 months. In 2 months I ll look fucking awesome and sadly and frankly and honestly, I couldnt had done this without my Pre Work Out.
INstead of beer, fucking sign up at the local gym, have the pre work out and discharge your energy there. Otherwise they ll find you body covered in shit and vomit.
[ + ] ProudRebel
[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 07:15:45 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:01:00 ago (+2/-0)
I hit the woods just the other day and dug about a dozen plants. That should last me until next season.
The price of sang is down real bad this year. You should be able to find some good deals on it.
[ + ] JudyStroyer
[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 09:37:25 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Deleted
[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 09:39:38 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] namefagsrgay
[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:41:12 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] clymer
[ - ] clymer 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 05:25:47 ago (+0/-0)
The thing about this place and the people that frequent this place, trolls, lurkers and serial posters alike- we generally value a few core principles:
-integrity
-self-sufficiency and independence
-intelligence and critical thinking
-most of all: freedom
sure, any one with a fragile sense of reality that lands on this url will see a fair amount of posts that they find appalling, but the freedom to post anything within the legal constraints of the first amendment is nothing more than the practice of freedom and there is much valuable information sharing here that can assist others navigating this increasingly dangerous planet. For example, I have been introduced to fenbendazole as a cancer preventative and treatment via this url; extremely valuable information.
One thing I have noticed about many of the folks posting on this site is a willingness to help anyone asking for it, regardless of who the person asking is. For example, plenty of racism is posted here, but for the sake of example, if a black individual posted here and acknowledged the 13%/54% ratio, explained that they were suffering from alcoholism and were generally seeking guidance, most people here would provide something helpful.
To quote Sgt. Hartman: "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here."
This post doesn't appear to be a request for assistance, but merely a declaration slovenly and gross behavioral life choices, but I can tell you from the point of view from someone with functional alcoholic tendencies- you will feel better, you will function at a higher level, you will sleep better and be happier if you choose not to drink. The choice will always be yours and yours alone
[ + ] puremadness
[ - ] puremadness 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 09:15:28 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] NoSalvation
[ - ] NoSalvation 5 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 05:08:24 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] Smedleys_Butler
[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 04:24:38 ago (+0/-0)
Sounds like we have similar taste though. hiking weening off with just one beverage like four Loko helped me. But I enjoy hiking sober anyways
[ + ] letsgetit
[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 02:52:54 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 02:31:23 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] Trumpman1488
[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] 3 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 03:31:00 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 17:57:24 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 01:15:54 ago (+2/-0)
Man up
[ + ] Cantaloupe
[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:36:08 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 12 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:31:05 ago (+12/-0)
Then you go insulting us all like you always do.
I’m not a good Christian, so I can say with peace in my heart, GO DRINK YOURSELF TO DEATH YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Fuck you very much.
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 03:08:05 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 07:18:12 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 15:07:53 ago (+1/-0)
He has a giant mole on his face.
I'm not sure how you could ever think he was a good guy.
[ + ] Trumpman1488
[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] -1 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:37:25 ago (+0/-1)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 13:01:26 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:22:29 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 07:22:13 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 12:49:53 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Trumpman1488
[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] -2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:42:04 ago (+0/-2)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood -1 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:44:22 ago (+1/-2)*
I'm gay as a long summer day,come put the little fucker in my hand and I'll show you something you've never seen.
Not all queers are equal.
[ + ] Trumpman1488
[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] -1 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:58:48 ago (+1/-2)*
[ + ] puremadness
[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 09:17:41 ago (+1/-0)
https://i.imgflip.com/94b82t.jpg
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 12:52:52 ago (+0/-0)
Half of which aren't in Texas yet
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:21:07 ago (+0/-0)
Florida has the largest assortment of shit skins and niggers than Illinois ever dreamed of
[ + ] Trumpman1488
[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] -1 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 01:00:05 ago (+1/-2)
[ + ] Not_a_redfugee
[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 00:02:29 ago (+1/-1)
2 shots of Gin, sweet tea, a whole squeezed lemon juice, and a splash of grenadine.
Idk what its called, if anything, but i did that one time and it was a damn good drink
[ + ] taoV
[ - ] taoV 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 05:02:41 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 07:32:04 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:23:08 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 08:39:31 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 12:48:16 ago (+0/-0)
Niggers drank Chivas Regal in the 70's.
It predates blunts by 20yrs