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Burmese python

submitted by dulcima to Reptiles 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 07:20:09 ago (+11/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/wt7re4.mp4




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[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:20:27 ago (+4/-0)

So imagine you are at the gym and there is a dude with arms that size.

No imagine those muscles are replicated 1000 times in a row and they are wrapped around you.

No wonder you die.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:33:13 ago (+2/-0)

what a monster, and say that they have to eat too

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 07:48:18 ago (+1/-0)

cuddly!

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:23:32 ago (+1/-0)

"Look at this giant..."

...moves hand towards crotch.

I know what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. Snek knows what he's doing...

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:10:49 ago (+1/-0)

Try that wearing a giant mouse costume.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:01:30 ago (+1/-1)

Ive always wanted to see a video of one of these killing someone, to see how a man would fare against one of these.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 5 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:22:36 ago (+5/-0)

Nothing can move.

They just wrap around you and wait until you exhale a little. Then they contract a little more until you can't inhale any more.

Then you die.

They don't even really squeeze. They just become an unmovable force around your lungs so they can't expand and you die.

[ - ] Bonanza 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

N.F.W.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:25:37 ago (+0/-0)

"Guess what...I'm a faggot announcer!"

...is what I heard.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 08:53:24 ago (+0/-0)

When I was around 9 or 10 my parents took me to a young woman's house to watch her live feed her Burmese some rabbits. She was in her early 20s and had massive tits that shook all over when the snake struck the rabbit.

That's when I changed major interest from reptiles to chicks in their early 20s.

My mom didn't want me going over there, but my dad would take me. Somewhere there's a picture of me posing with her and the snake, I'm not even looking at the snake. My dad found it hilarious, my mother did not.