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[ - ] Prairie 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 16:00:38 ago (+0/-0)

Vets know that dogs aren't pathologically dependent on eating bad food.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 19:37:59 ago (+0/-0)

When I go the vet I like asking them if they have any friends who killed themselves. You know a lot of vets do it cause they love animals, obviously. At the same time part of being a veterinarian is putting peoples pets down. Thats hard on you.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 12:22:00 ago (+0/-0)

Go to the vet: "is your dog up to date with their vaccinations?"

Go to the doc: "are you up to date with your vaccinations?"

Go to the vet: "You should buy this de-wormer and flea and tick control product. Also check out our overpriced special dog food."

Go to the doc: "I recommend you take these 8 different pills that cost an arm and a leg, oh and you should get some blood tests which may or may not cost you extra money."


I don't really see a lot of difference between the two.

True story, I know someone who recently had a heart attack, and ended up in ICU for a week after. One of the nurses asked if they wanted to get the covid and flu jabs. They were like "are you fucking kidding me? Give someone in ICU with 25% heart function, a "vaccine" known to cause serious or fatal heart problems? get the fuck outta here." Of course they told her no in a much more polite way than that, but the inner feeling was really angry and flabbergasted.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 7 monthsOct 1, 2024 06:08:59 ago (+0/-0)

OP forgot that human doctors in Canada can now recommend killing yourself.

[ - ] Rastafoo 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 15:41:23 ago (+0/-0)

Oy vey, don't be fatphobic lmao

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 18:44:08 ago (+1/-0)

You forgot the prescription for beta blockers, predisone, an anti depressants and a benzodiazepam.

Plus, The non profit with a gifted media appointment who said you can't afford to fill all the prescriptions so the tax payer should and not ask about the price

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 18:45:44 ago (+1/-0)

I like dogs

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 22:35:14 ago (+1/-0)

I had our rural mobile vet come to the house to spay and neuter or two new orange cats. One of them bit the fuck out of me while I was trying to wrangle it. Three deep lacerations on one finger and two claw scratches. He immediately handed me a bottle of human, 100ct. amoxicillin. So I took it for a few days. Now i have a stash of amoxicillin for future issues, should one arise, like a sinus infection.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 18:06:17 ago (+2/-0)

Awaken in a hospital bed after suffering compound multiple fractures to my leg……

Surgeon is examining the damage….

I croaked “will I walk ..again?”

Doctor ~ “You will have a limp”

…I’ve told this story here before about how I did not have a limp. Fact is I was up and strutting again in only a year and a half or so.

Moral is: the fucking brilliant man that put me back together underestimated his healing ability.

Those who impose injections are not physicians……

Hippocratic Oath…

hypocritical

Hypodermic death shot

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 19:24:06 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe because they know that people are paying the vet to actually cure the patient.

When you go to a human doctor, other people (not you) are paying him to NOT cure you, but turn you into a perpetual, life-long patient/customer/cow, so they can perpetually milk you until you die.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsSep 28, 2024 14:21:44 ago (+0/-0)

Its because of the insurance. Insurance fucks with the pricing mechanisms. Without insurance people make more rational economical decisions with their health care and doctors charge more resonable prices. Insurance is the problem with health care costs, not the solution.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 22:44:14 ago (+2/-0)

Vets are relatively cheap too. Thats because the industry hasn’t been completely taken over by insurance.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 7 monthsSep 28, 2024 11:44:55 ago (+0/-0)

Coincidentally, that’s why they got a veterinarian to head pfizer!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsSep 28, 2024 14:19:06 ago (+0/-0)

That seems to be a trend: veterinarians in the vaccine industry. I think they spend so much time working with lab animals that its maybe just practical. Obviously the livestock industry consumes alot of the vaccine industry’s products as well. That guy Geert Vanden Bossche was a vet by training.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 4 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 13:40:21 ago (+4/-0)

CEO of Pfizer Albert Bourla is a veterinarian…

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 17:58:05 ago (+2/-0)

So you're saying he doctored niggers huh.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 7 monthsSep 28, 2024 11:43:39 ago (+0/-0)

The retarded kikes think everyone that isn’t a jew is a nigger goy slave.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 15:00:46 ago (+4/-0)

Specifically, one who deals with racehorses

Racing stables spend magnitudes more on medical care for their horses than they would a trainer who gets stomped at work. Trainers and jockeys can be replaced cheaply.

Black Caviar cannot.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 18:34:33 ago (+1/-0)

~ CAVIAR AND METHS” ~ JUDAS PRIEST*

..breakfast of champions

One of my ex wives was a horse groomer.and a crack head……., my other ex wives are far worse

Never bet on the dark horse to loose……always flip the trifecta………., and other bullshit I just made up to describe a loser…………, me

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 00:17:22 ago (+1/-0)

Black Caviar was also a Melbourne Cup winner but i like your story.

A horse that apparently died last month lol i had no idea. because i dont care that much for a start lol.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 07:30:44 ago (+1/-0)

Poor Black Caviar died after giving birth to her umpteenth foal. They treated her like - well, a brood mare after winning millions of dollars as a Cup winner.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 17:21:45 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 18:19:27 ago (+1/-0)

Hey now, I may not be a doctor but I play one on the internet.

Looks to me like you have something wrong with your brain…., or could be anus…, we will need to do many..many…many..more tests on you……

Okay, how long have you had these delusions of persecution?

Was it the hooves on you limbs or the horns on your head that made you realize you were in fact a goat?

Tell us about when you were a kid….., did you jump on niggers indiscriminately?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsSep 27, 2024 13:48:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] rhy 6 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 17:51:11 ago (+6/-0)

I was the IT director for a large veterinary clinic for a while. They are killing the animals the same as they're killing humans. Tons of vaccines, tons of unnecessary surgeries, nothing about all the weird chemicals and toxic bullshit in the dog food...

[ - ] registereduser 8 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 15:46:55 ago (+8/-0)

Maybe people should kill all the doctors for that whole 2020 thing.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 6 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 16:08:39 ago (+6/-0)

Vets also know to NEVER give a vaccine to a pregnant animal. Hmmm!

[ - ] Sal_180 2 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 17:45:04 ago (+3/-1)

Anyone who promoted Operation Warpspeed too

[ - ] dass -1 points 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 22:39:28 ago (+0/-1)

Concur, starting with that fat orange chump.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 7 monthsSep 26, 2024 18:12:58 ago (+1/-0)

Not all,,,, almost all.

Some we will use for experimentation

Some will scream for death

Most denied

Those that survive will be harvested for their worthwhile organs…..their brains will be fed to pigs

Pig shit will then be injected into ……….., you know