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Lizard saliva DNA is 51% Ashkenazi Jewish according to 23&Me.

submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 02:33:36 ago (+22/-0)     (vid8.poal.co)

https://vid8.poal.co/user/AmericanThinker/b2ohjD0

Ummm maybe lizard people is real.

Those nose jobs are better than we thought!

Ok joking aside but somebody explain this scientifically....seriously. This is the real result.


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[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 08:44:38 ago (+0/-0)

That explains a lot.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 09:36:58 ago (+0/-0)*

Which means that jews are at least 50% lizard.

I fucking knew it!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 09:42:08 ago (+0/-0)

Silverback gorilla next!

I know the answer, I just want to see it though.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:08:00 ago (+0/-0)

A cantaloupe tested positive for covid.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

I've been tempted to send our Dog's DNA into 23 & Me to be "tested" under a family member's name just to see the results.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 03:17:26 ago (+1/-0)

yeah but about 100% of banana appears in human dna so theres also that.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 08:48:18 ago (+1/-0)

I remember having an argument with a colleague about this year's back. He absolutely asserted without reservation that we shared 50% of our DNA with a banana. After correcting him several times, that in fact bananas share 50% of its DNA with us as a distinction. I eventually just gave up and called him a banana.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 02:46:58 ago (+2/-0)

if its a real result then it really is odd
if its a fake result, then its pretty normal.

[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 09:45:46 ago (+2/-0)

They have eyes, we have eyes. They have lungs, we have lungs. They have a central nervous system, we have a central nervous system.

We're much more alike than you think to most animals when you think about the shared biology.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 10:53:54 ago (+0/-0)

Speaking of shared biology, Eugene McCarthy's Hybrid Hypothesis is a very interesting read. Some parts seem crazy but some parts are really hard to dismiss.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 16:45:17 ago (+1/-0)

That fits well with the multiregional model of human origin.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 6 monthsOct 5, 2024 10:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah obviously the Out of Africa theory is retarded.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 14:07:06 ago (+0/-0)

Yup. We share a lot of DNA with all spine-having animals.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 16:49:26 ago (+0/-0)

The DNA ancestry software seems to have a bias for categorizing non-humans as SS africans tho. Ashkhenazis are heavily caucasoid. I dont know why it would categorize the lizard as caucasian as Eurasians are generally more derived genetically. But who knows.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:00:45 ago (+2/-0)

The real test would be to put it on a PCR test to see if it'll kill grandma.

Trust the soyence!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 09:06:52 ago (+3/-0)

Contamination from the person who handled the sample or performed the test.

Its a chronic problem in DNA testing. Many DNA analyses from ancient samples like Neanderthals or Egyptian mummies have been called into question because of the potential for contamination.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 6 monthsOct 3, 2024 14:08:11 ago (+1/-0)

Contamination is a problem for sure. We also share a lot of DNA with all spine-owning animals.