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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 13:57:54 ago (+0/-0)

id say use it as a reason to give up smoking but the only thing that stopped me is renting a car id get charged an extra $1000 for if im caught smoking. "No really, dont smoke in this one. No. Seriously. Dont. not that we think you were smoking in the last cheap one you had but dont smoke in this one. seriously." - nicorette spray in the car turned into taking it everywhere, and cutting down from x packs a week to about 3 cigs actually paid for the car rental.

plus being a business expense ive effectively turned quitting smoking into a tax return. noice.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 13:59:59 ago (+0/-0)

Good on you! It's good to hear a success story like this!

[ - ] DitchPig 3 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 14:05:54 ago (+3/-0)

Lol, that's some pretentious fuckwit nonsense, right there.

My daily smoke is a 263 Cadet, ~$2.70/stick

I think the most expensive cigar in my collection is a box of Patel Grand Reserve, and I paid $20/stick for those.

Anyone chuffing $100+ cigars is a poseur.

Also, cigars are not big cigarettes. They are completely different, and I find cigars to be non-addictive. I go days at a time with no cigars, something that no cigarette smoker does.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 2 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 14:10:40 ago (+2/-0)

I should buy $50K worth of them and insure them against fire damage, and then collect as I smoke them! ;-)

[ - ] DitchPig 4 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 14:40:04 ago (+4/-0)

No shit. A lawyer did just that, back in the 80's.

The insurance company honoured his claim, and then sued him for insurance fraud.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:16:54 ago (+0/-0)

I seem to remember that, now that you mention it! That was one of those "viral" news items that the stations used to fill time in their programming slot... Wonder how that guy is doing!

[ - ] snowpeach 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:33:41 ago (+0/-0)

I'd give $3.5 for cigar, no more. lol, some prank.

actually when teen, with some friends we managed to sell parsley as cannabis, and allegedly was the best awesome weed those dudes smoked, they said after. true story.

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:50:32 ago (+0/-0)

Man, there's all different kinds of faggots.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 17:21:10 ago (+0/-0)

I'd sell them for $48,000 each if some fool wanted to pay that. No tax, so the savings would be huge!