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[ - ] puremadness 10 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 06:25:15 ago (+11/-1)

Arguing with a woman is like wrestling with a pig in the mud.
You can't win and the pig enjoys it.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 06:35:46 ago (+2/-1)

unhappy fucks are like that. Whats more is it is exactly like an energy vampire.It saps the energy from you then afterwards they say "i just needed to do that to motivate myself". That they even say it out loud is the worst part.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 00:45:18 ago (+0/-0)

I have witnessed this and find your words suitably terrifying.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 09:03:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 17:39:39 ago (+0/-1)

You can easily win by putting them in their place

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 00:32:31 ago (+0/-0)

That makes the screamers and flashing lights show up though.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 6 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 03:33:16 ago (+7/-1)

Getting married is like picking the women you hate the most and giving her all your stuff

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 10 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 06:21:30 ago (+10/-0)

i thought it was betting a woman half your shit she'll love you forever.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 14:34:23 ago (+0/-0)

All it takes is her saying "I'm not happy," and you need to prepare to lose half of everything you own.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 17:41:15 ago (+0/-0)

You guys are married to real low iq wahminz

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 05:25:13 ago (+1/-0)

nope. thats a bullet ive thus far dodged.

women will never be happy until we grow chocolate cocks that ejaculate money.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 17:40:52 ago (+1/-1)

Sounds like you picked wrong

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 00:33:33 ago (+0/-0)

I would like to state for the record that I have, in fact, picked wrong.
This is worse than that time I didn't win the lottery. A lot worse.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 6 monthsOct 13, 2024 00:48:04 ago (+0/-0)

Aah man, I feel bad for you!
One of the most important, if not the most important, decisions a man can make is to choose the right woman to marry. If you choose the wrong wrong woman, life is hell

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 6 monthsOct 13, 2024 01:36:22 ago (+1/-0)

I picked lots of wrong ones.

[ - ] recon_johnny 2 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 11:53:59 ago (+3/-1)

Somewhere in there will be a complete lack of accountability.

Can figuratively lead them to the water and show them they fucked up, and their disassociation with reality is...not sure man, just incomprehensible. I don't, anymore. Doesn't matter, I don't argue to "win" arguments. I'll make a point so I don't go completely nuts. Then I'll stop.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 2 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 08:18:01 ago (+2/-0)

Or a alcoholic.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 11:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

Or? Is alcoholism not drug addiction?

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 00:34:17 ago (+0/-0)*

Alcoholism IS drug addiction.
Thank you for being earnest.

We make the world better when we speak the truth.
It doesn't get much politer, but it's true!

I won't stop, if you wont.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 05:26:46 ago (+0/-0)

so is coffee addiction, but its apparently socially acceptable to threaten violence against someone because you havent had your caffeine yet, and also waste far more time stopping work for coffee than your smoking co worker who is only allowed to partake in THEIR addiction on tea/lunch break (as opposed to every 30 minutes because it went cold) and have to walk offsite. (which, i might add, while smoking tobacco is still perfectly legal, is actually unlawful discrimination)

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 06:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

I smoked and coffee'ed. Now I work from home, the first year of that is a blur and I'm pretty sure I crossed into caffiene OD territory a few times back then. My health kick was mandatory. The rafters were shaking and the grass is still screaming.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 06:21:07 ago (+2/-1)

just start screeching like a monkey at your dog.

bang.

argument with a woman.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 11:29:34 ago (+0/-0)

Are men the dog in this scenario?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 05:30:14 ago (+2/-0)

yes yes helena, youre the goodest of girls.

my slippers are... er... on the other side of the nearest freeway, go fetch!

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 11:55:09 ago (+1/-0)

Like we're going to try and explain this to you.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 11:58:19 ago (+0/-0)

Well I have a dog and he’s a fucking asshole. He does what he wants and eats his own shit. Not a paragon of logic, the dog.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 2 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 18:04:07 ago (+2/-0)

Well I have a dog and he’s a fucking asshole

He's just dealing with the fact that you're a fat Bitch.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 12:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

Im a skinny bitch, does that make you angry?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 12:56:28 ago (+0/-0)

does that make you angry?

Only if you have no tits. The worst travesty of genetics for any woman is being slim and having a man chest.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 00:35:39 ago (+1/-0)

Dogs are fucking magical woman.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 06:24:54 ago (+1/-0)

I bet he knows who's a good boy.
Ask him several times in a funny voice.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 12:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

Yes he knows.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 13:31:16 ago (+0/-0)

I thought you had multiple dogs. At least 5 or 6.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 14:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

No

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 -1 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 11:58:27 ago (+0/-1)

My dog just jumps around wagging his tail wanting to play.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 14:47:50 ago (+0/-0)

LOL YOU TRIED IT DIDN'T YOU?

You started screeching like a monkey at your dog, didn't you!!!?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 15:11:57 ago (+1/-0)

I make monkey noises to him sometimes. It's funny.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 17:11:14 ago (+0/-0)

You know women aruge with women all the time, right? They know exactly what it's like..

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 14:02:51 ago (+0/-0)

Depends what sort of addiction. I knew a drug addict and he had the mind of an adolescent and would always just drift off

[ - ] PostWallHelena -3 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 11:27:51 ago (+1/-4)

I find the majority of the men on this site to be dishonest debators. You all know what Im talking about.

You guys claim men are more logical but you abandon these principles ....

https://files.catbox.moe/e523tk.png

....at the first opportunity in favor of cheap shots.

Im not impressed with the quality of male debate around here. Your exchanges aren’t governed by logic at all. Or honesty for that matter.

You are generally pretty fair, dindu. But I don’t agree.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 17:12:59 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Dindu [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 11:58:56 ago (+2/-0)

It's not that I don't understand, I realize women are in their own movie in this world that I can't imagine or whatever, I know it comes from somewhere. I'm just saying that what they do to protect that movie is very similar to what an addict does, specifically during arguments.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -2 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 12:25:08 ago (+0/-2)

And men don’t live in their own delusional movie. Right. Do you honestly believe this?

You are just arguing that your delusional movie is the right movie and better than someone elses delusional movie. Folly.

[ - ] Dindu [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 12:31:48 ago (+0/-0)

We live in our own movie but we try to argue without involving it.

Except for drug addict men. They argue like women

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 12:36:37 ago (+0/-1)

We live in our own movie but we try to argue without involving it.

I realize that thats a major plotline in your delusional movie. But its fiction. But you are going to protect your movie, its in your nature.

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 12:37:25 ago (+1/-0)

Its a good movie woman

[ - ] PostWallHelena -2 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 12:42:40 ago (+0/-2)

Im sure it is. But there are parts of it that aren’t true.

We live in our own movie but we try to argue without involving it.

This is a logical fallacy called “begging the question”. Its right here

https://files.catbox.moe/e523tk.png

You have to prove that women are unreasonable arguers compared to men without resorting to fallacies. Which has never been done on this site. Im still waiting for a legitamte debate on the issue.

[ - ] Dindu [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 12:49:04 ago (+0/-0)

Hey I'm a drug addict you're not going to get a good faith argument out of me, especially coming at me like a squirrel like this. If you were in the room I would probably just lift you up by your neck.

[ - ] Dindu [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 19:46:31 ago (+0/-0)

Hey Helena I wouldn't really lift you up by the neck.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 19:54:51 ago (+0/-0)

Not with those skinny arms you won’t!

[ - ] Dindu [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 19:56:53 ago (+0/-0)

My strength is in my calves and neck

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 05:35:34 ago (+0/-0)

it is the right movie.

thats the upside of living your live logically instead of shrieking emotionally when you are challenged... and why when the logical debates end, violence occurs until the people that dont want to debate logically are dealt with like they always are (people who fight based on feelings tend not to last long against people forced to fight based on logic) and then we get back to logical debates again, with the fuckwits that caused the problems still remaining locked in a basement somewhere where they cant hurt anyone but themselves.

sadly, women are still a protected species, and until that is reversed and we go back to the time when you dealt with a mouthy bitch by smacking the mouthy bitch in the mouth, (whether that bitch be male or female... other faggot flavours are just delusions stemming from one of those two) then we will keep having these kinds of issues.

tl;dr - we keep letting you out of the kitchen, and you keep either fucking shit up, or causing other people who think with their cocks to fuck shit up for you, but take absolutely zero responsibility or accountability for yourselves or other women. so no. fuck off. equal rights deserve equal lefts. in both directions.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 15:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

I am just a master baiter

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 16:01:40 ago (+1/-1)

Yes I know.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 19:03:48 ago (+1/-0)

I upgoated your reply, because some misogynist downvoated it

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 19:17:18 ago (+1/-0)

I know. You are a very thoughtful master baiter.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 16:11:27 ago (+1/-1)

more of a novice baiter

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2024 16:17:04 ago (+0/-1)

He’s probably got a phd in master baiting.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2024 05:31:46 ago (+0/-0)

no one is here to impress you. why do we give a fuck what quality debating you want.