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Mmmm, Ice Cream...

submitted by iSnark to humor 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:47:57 ago (+14/-0)     (dslntlv9vhjr4.cloudfront.net)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:48:54 ago (+1/-0)

I don't get it.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 3 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:51:59 ago (+3/-0)

McDonald has long been scrutinized because their Ice Cream machines are always out-of-order. It's almost become a conspiracy theory. The Humor in this is that the new guy fixes the machine by simply plugging it in, thus proving to the public that the machines were offline on purpose.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 8 monthsOct 17, 2024 00:40:00 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] iSnark [op] 2 points 8 monthsOct 17, 2024 01:04:35 ago (+2/-0)

I think I've seen that video. There was speculation that the Vendor (Taylor) was crippling the machines and hold Owners feet to the fire to get them to pay handsomely to get their machines fixed! I also believe that a rest tool/program got leaked and operators were buying the tool and cutting in to the profits of the vendor...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 23:11:38 ago (+2/-0)

That soft-serve shit ain't ice cream. My first real job was at the golden arches, back in the 90's, and I filled that machine with product many times. Shit's gross, everything there is gross. The machine itself is a fuckin mold factory. They're probably always out of order because they can't find a nigger willing to clean it the right way. Another gross thing is those diced onions that go on their basic cheeseburgers. Those come in as dry storage with like a thousand year shelf life, they're dehydrated. You just mix the contents with water and now you have what people will believe are fresh onions. Wanna stop eating fast food? Work at a fast food restaurant. Shit's fuckin nasty. Don't get me started on the various mold colonies living in the ice machines and soda nozzles. Probably the worst is sweet tea though. Shit never got cleaned and often spit out chunks that look like brown afterbirth.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 23:18:40 ago (+1/-0)

I'm glad I quit fast food ages ago! I watched a video online and the horror stories they told were unbelievable! Burger buns molding, critters found in frozen food items... NO THANK YOU!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 8 monthsOct 17, 2024 02:11:16 ago (+1/-0)

I don't eat it either. Closest thing I get is pizza, still garbage but it's top tier bullshit.

[ - ] beece 3 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 23:52:12 ago (+3/-0)*

They got sued for calling it milk shakes, but that shit had no milk in it turns out. They started calling them simply "shakes" afterwards.

EDIT!: Shit, I looked that up and turned out that's not the reason. I was wrong. https://www.mashed.com/219149/the-real-reason-mcdonalds-doesnt-call-its-shakes-milkshakes/

Same story: https://www.thedailymeal.com/1388708/order-milkshake-at-mcdonalds/