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Uncle Vlad says...

submitted by Glowbright to Memes 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 18:32:33 ago (+41/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] NeedleStack 8 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 18:36:47 ago (+8/-0)

Nah, you can do more.

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 4 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 18:40:17 ago (+4/-0)

yeah, but that's just extra credit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 3 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 20:31:20 ago (+3/-0)

He's right, you don't have to buuuutttt...

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 6 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:53:44 ago (+0/-0)*

...pretty [sharp] to come up with that one

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 6 monthsOct 18, 2024 01:00:44 ago (+2/-0)

This might be paraphrasing a little, but I'm sure something like that was said.

[ - ] Master_B 2 points 6 monthsOct 18, 2024 00:58:50 ago (+2/-0)

Sharp!

[ - ] Love240 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 19:28:15 ago (+2/-0)

Heh heh heh, 'get the point'.

[ - ] con77 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 18:51:39 ago (+2/-0)

AT A CERTAIN POINT YOURE JUST DOING IT BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 19:04:30 ago (+2/-0)*

History states that Vlad hosted banquets where his courtiers were ordered to dine with him amidst the screaming and squirming of the impaled subjects

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 6 monthsOct 18, 2024 02:11:50 ago (+1/-0)

yeah, the ancients knew how to amuse their guests. That is all in the past now.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 6 monthsOct 18, 2024 05:23:52 ago (+0/-0)

...the know-how still exists, plus, there's a dire need for good clean entertainment today, family oriented with a mix of allegorical humor and introspective wit...the world needs that today. Until then I'll just keep pulling the knives out of my back...... until I've got enough trees sharpened to a point

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 18:48:36 ago (+1/-0)

"BEFORE THE REST [GET THE POINT] AND FUCK OFF"...anybody getting the point will be going nowhere but "UP".
Vlad Tepes was one of history's best leaders.

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 18:48:27 ago (+1/-0)

FUKN A !

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 20:34:37 ago (+0/-0)

Direct descendant of king chuck the cuck

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 20:21:14 ago (+0/-0)

How many million got jabbed and turbo boosted?
385+ Million?

[ - ] canbot 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 20:04:28 ago (+0/-0)

The trick is to have the power to get away with it. And if you have that power why do you even need to impale anyone? Just be a good leader.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 20:39:30 ago (+1/-0)

He did it because he was a tiny state trying to stand up to a juggernaut. They needed to know if he had any success, they would be treated brutally. He did it to send a message to his enemies in a more powerful state and its armies, it wasn't to control his own population.

[ - ] jerkofalltrades 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 21:02:27 ago (+1/-0)

Also I am pretty confident he actually impaled quite a lot of them. Lately this site is just one big reddit moment.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 19:31:26 ago (+0/-0)

No. You can stab, burn, rape, mutilate, shoot and even have the thousands of doctors overdose them to death. As long as they have a bed to sleep in and there's no bus at their feet they're being led on to, they aren't going anywhere.

Stop underestimating the effects of stupidity and lobotomies by "educators" and media

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 19:00:39 ago (+0/-0)

But they'll live to cheat and steal another day.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 20:40:15 ago (+0/-0)

Ottomans?