i think theres only really three kinds of birds you hit the anchors for here, ducks during the day all the time which is a fairly local town thing, then the country/mountain bit of it means these fuckin owl things that in summer at night sit in the middle of the fuckin road to keep their feet warm, and the other kind would get you done for mans laughter. i mean manslaughter. youd get done for manslaughter if you hit them.
echidnas will puncture your tyres, roos will smash the front of your car in, wombats will put you into a tree and rip the bottom of your car out. (but fuck the guy who hit a roo snapped its leg and fucked off a few nights ago, damn thing was on a three lane crest trying to fucking get up again in traffic)
everything else literally plays chicken and sometimes loses. fucking crows and magpies make you feel like a right cunt cos their mates will check out one thats been hit.
well theyve only got one beak and two feet... and dont seem to be growing heads out of their asses or moonwalking with their head twisted around the wrong way...
ill have to get a vid of our locals next time i see em.
i dont know if we have an overabundance of ducks, or its just a couple of families that fly to random roads just to walk across them and hold up traffic, then fuck off somewhere else.
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echidnas will puncture your tyres, roos will smash the front of your car in, wombats will put you into a tree and rip the bottom of your car out. (but fuck the guy who hit a roo snapped its leg and fucked off a few nights ago, damn thing was on a three lane crest trying to fucking get up again in traffic)
everything else literally plays chicken and sometimes loses. fucking crows and magpies make you feel like a right cunt cos their mates will check out one thats been hit.
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I wonder if that's AI or do they really do that...
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ill have to get a vid of our locals next time i see em.
i dont know if we have an overabundance of ducks, or its just a couple of families that fly to random roads just to walk across them and hold up traffic, then fuck off somewhere else.
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