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Waiting patiently while the woodcocks do their thing

submitted by dulcima to Wildlife 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 02:43:33 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/futz97.mp4



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[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 03:57:58 ago (+4/-1)

Worse than niggers.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 11 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 07:01:21 ago (+11/-0)

i dont see these two smashing your windows up, carjacking you, raping yo wamens, or burning your suburb down...

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 11:33:56 ago (+3/-0)

No, but they chilluns will.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 13:06:32 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, but here I am referring specifically to the amount of time it takes them to cross the street.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 13:21:27 ago (+0/-0)

At least the birds can maintain forward progression.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 14:07:08 ago (+0/-0)

I also have tremendous compassion for the birds, and would be happy to wait for them.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 03:22:17 ago (+0/-0)

i think theres only really three kinds of birds you hit the anchors for here, ducks during the day all the time which is a fairly local town thing, then the country/mountain bit of it means these fuckin owl things that in summer at night sit in the middle of the fuckin road to keep their feet warm, and the other kind would get you done for mans laughter. i mean manslaughter. youd get done for manslaughter if you hit them.

echidnas will puncture your tyres, roos will smash the front of your car in, wombats will put you into a tree and rip the bottom of your car out. (but fuck the guy who hit a roo snapped its leg and fucked off a few nights ago, damn thing was on a three lane crest trying to fucking get up again in traffic)

everything else literally plays chicken and sometimes loses. fucking crows and magpies make you feel like a right cunt cos their mates will check out one thats been hit.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 03:22:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 11:06:32 ago (+0/-0)

Downvote

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 18:53:05 ago (+0/-0)

Not all woodcocks

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 02:49:14 ago (+2/-0)

Cool video dulcie...

I wonder if that's AI or do they really do that...

[ - ] inaminit 4 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 08:45:00 ago (+4/-0)

Scolopacidae practicing a mating ritual... Indication of a healthy biome.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 07:02:33 ago (+0/-0)

well theyve only got one beak and two feet... and dont seem to be growing heads out of their asses or moonwalking with their head twisted around the wrong way...

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 08:08:28 ago (+1/-0)

Hey everyone whst song is that@?!?

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 11:05:52 ago (+2/-0)

It's a version of Limbo Rock by Chubby Checker.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 11:06:16 ago (+0/-0)

Getting pissed that you are mocking my GrayDragon.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 07:00:36 ago (+0/-0)

i can dig that.

ill have to get a vid of our locals next time i see em.

i dont know if we have an overabundance of ducks, or its just a couple of families that fly to random roads just to walk across them and hold up traffic, then fuck off somewhere else.

[ - ] Dirtydyno 1 point 6 monthsOct 19, 2024 09:33:54 ago (+1/-0)

Ducks are way better than those angry green shit factories called Canada Geese.