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Expert marriage tips

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 1 monthOct 20, 2024 22:17:54 ago (+42/-2)     (media.gab.com)

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/167/619/104/playable/67cdb2be87823145.mp4



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[ - ] JudyStroyer 8 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 05:52:29 ago (+8/-0)

“Expert”? Nigger please. Why would i take steps to ensure she is going to bother me? Ive been married over fifteen years. I know better. She knows im the fucking man. She has seen the evidence. I dont need little pretend set ups to prove it to her constantly.

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 05:57:20 ago (+6/-0)

if she cant figure out a cord or a battery you have more problems than not getting attention.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 09:28:45 ago (+4/-0)

Thats the other thing, I didn’t marry a retard. Sure, she does some retarded shit, but she isn’t a fucking retard. The dude in the video may have married a downy for all I know tho.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 13:55:31 ago (+0/-0)

he looks like one

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 08:48:40 ago (+2/-0)

look id do that shit just to give her the shits a little bit for a laugh. but 'to make you feel important' - what kind of soyboy shit is that. if shes married to you then for whatever fucking reason she thought you had those things you think youre faking already, dickhead. thats why ya end up hiding in the closet while a big black dude ragefucks her.

its like the female version of slim and gorgeous when young, then obese two weeks after the marriage license signed, 'oh great i dont have to pretend to be a useful cunt anymore' pfft.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1 monthOct 21, 2024 09:30:42 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, doing it just to fuck with her is 100% important. Ya gotta test her meddle. She sees me doing man shit every day. Pretend is for soy fags.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 08:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

look id do that shit just to give her the shits a little bit for a laugh.

do it post results

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1 monthOct 22, 2024 12:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

plus you get to see her gigantic turd

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1 monthOct 21, 2024 08:42:08 ago (+1/-0)*

"Tighten every jar in the house"

im a left hander. my best mate from highschool among others flat out banned me from closing soft drink bottles at their houses.

between the extra CLOSING (umm looks down clockwise. i think) twisting force a lefty can apply to a small plastic bottle lid, and the pressure buildup from the carbon dioxide released in a non full bottle, righties often dont have anywhere near enough right hand anti-clockwise twisting force to do anything but rip their hands apart trying to get it open.

the other problem being that my anti clockwise (opening) LEFTY force is weaker than their RIGHT hand anti clockwise... so if they cant get it open, i sure as shit cant.

so thats gonna fuck me up more than a potential wife i suspect. i like the other ideas. just to be a bit of a fucking shitbag to make life a bit interesting. its cute.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 11:07:04 ago (+0/-0)

I'm the guy who can untwist the cap so hard the bottle comes apart. Happened a few times with caps that were melted to the top or whatever. Used to 'twist' off non-twist beer bottle caps for people too.

There's also tricks to opening cans/bottles/whatever.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1 monthOct 21, 2024 07:36:07 ago (+1/-0)

Women employ their methods of manipulation, it only sounds reasonable we have our own.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 08:30:41 ago (+3/-0)

instead of fixing,join!

Thats all we need two bitches in a relationship.Sounds just gay enough to work.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 13:54:39 ago (+0/-0)

sociopath

[ - ] MayhemInChief 0 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 07:27:56 ago (+0/-0)

I was visiting my sister one time and put the lid back on the fancy olives, thought to myself "I should probably not leave it so tight," and left it much looser. Turns out it wasn't loose enough because later on she pulled them out, briefly tried opening them, then immediately passed it off to me.

That was the first time as an adult I realized just how much the lid thing actually mattered.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 05:13:46 ago (+0/-0)

Its nice to be remembered

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 0 points 1 monthOct 21, 2024 00:45:24 ago (+0/-0)

A little perspective never hurt anybody.