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ITT: disprove "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's"

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 15:29:39 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

I got dibs on stuffing it in your ear.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 15:52:49 ago (+3/-0)

Eating it period. That chocolate tastes like ass and the peanut butter fudge is chalky. Go to a local confectionary and get one made fresh. Make you want to slap yo momma.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 16:09:05 ago (+2/-0)

A confectionary sounds expensive. I just buy European 75% dark chocolate and slather it in a good peanuts-only peanut butter. Works for me anyway.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 18:03:31 ago (+3/-0)

Gray also drinks the peanut oil that floats to the top of a jar after a year of sitting.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 19:35:34 ago (+3/-0)

What a great insult

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 20:25:08 ago (+0/-0)

It is expensive, but it's supposed to be a treat not supper.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 15:43:05 ago (+3/-0)

All the joke answers aren’t eating, though. Reese’s on fish sounds culinarily as far apart as possible. Is there something more wrong than that?

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 16:11:38 ago (+2/-0)

The joke answers are how that commenter prepares to eat it. Suddenly, their jokes aren't so funny.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 16:26:58 ago (+1/-0)

Japanese Cooking Always Find A Way...

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 17:17:37 ago (+1/-0)

...i think this wins... on fish? (Tilapia doesn't count, it tastes like nothing).

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 18:44:52 ago (+2/-0)

Any way to eat goyslop is the wrong way.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 15:40:03 ago (+2/-0)

“Suppository Reeses”

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 20:21:00 ago (+0/-0)

My top nightstand drawer always has Reese's mini cups, I can't live without them

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE -1 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 21:17:14 ago (+0/-1)

Faggot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsOct 25, 2024 06:14:48 ago (+0/-0)

EAT MY ASS, FUCKFACE

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 16:56:10 ago (+0/-0)*

Eating it like a faggot, or a Nigger, or a Jew.

Basically, the only way you should eat a Reese's is like a White person.

You will have to eat a Reese's in order to pass the citizenship test to the White Ethnostate.
If you fail, you will be thrown into the oven with the Jews and Niggers.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 0 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 18:10:39 ago (+0/-0)

Basically, the only way you should eat a Reese's is like a White person.

So, like...after you grill it over charcoal?