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how to solve the US insurance company problem.

submitted by the_old_ones to whatever 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 03:02:17 ago (+59/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 12 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 03:09:43 ago (+12/-0)

Then the insurance company filed a fire claim with itself, paid itself millions of dollars, and everyone's insurance premiums went up.
Great plan!
Maybe the robotics team should have tried a bake sale and just built the damn chair themselves. Would have looked a lot better on their resume than an arson felony charge

[ - ] the_old_ones [op] 6 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 03:11:54 ago (+6/-0)

enough fire should convince the jews to stop jewing, probably. and if doesnt...we burn them all anyway

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 07:47:06 ago (+2/-1)

not their buildings

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 11:17:41 ago (+2/-0)

Burn the buildings. If we need buildings we can rebuild. Often better and longer lasting.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 13:41:21 ago (+2/-0)

I'll only agree to this suggestion if the buildings are full of undesirables when they burn and we rebuild with old world architecture

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 20:09:52 ago (+1/-0)

I'm down with that.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 05:00:17 ago (+1/-0)

Are you sure? are you really sure that in this degenerate world of ours hard stem work looks better than retarded goose stepping?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 13:37:04 ago (+3/-0)

They should have combined them and built the kid robotic legs that only march in goose step while playing Erika

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 5 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 09:21:01 ago (+5/-0)

Deport 100 million hispanics.
Pacify or purge 40 million negros.
And your insurance premiums will crater...

[ - ] xachariah 5 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 07:55:23 ago (+6/-1)

It's a joke/meme, but if we take it seriously the insurance company is still in the right.

2 year olds don't need wheelchairs since strollers exist.
Electric wheelchairs don't cost $20,000 unless you're throwing money into a furnace.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 04:59:16 ago (+4/-0)

But thats ok because they are insured.

[ - ] hylo 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 10:35:40 ago (+1/-0)

Start doing this to companies and they will start behaving. The government can't protect them all.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 09:35:23 ago (+2/-1)

It didn't cover the 20,000 wheel chair because the parents opted for the bare minimum coverage.

I'm all about hating on insurance companies BUT the fact is there are a lot of pieces of shit out there expecting a free ride.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 08:23:47 ago (+1/-0)

Funny, [but obviously fake.](https://reviewed-com-res.cloudinary.com/image/fetch/s--YzI1f308--/b_white,c_fill,cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_progressive.strip_profile,g_auto,h_972,q_auto,w_972/https://reviewed-production.s3.amazonaws.com/1591989818349/DoubleStrollersHERO.jpg)

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 16:44:56 ago (+0/-0)

sheeeittt

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2024 16:36:13 ago (+0/-1)

A 2 year old that needs a $20,000 wheelchair is never going to be a net positive to society.
Maybe the insurance donates the kid a wheelchair for a tax write off or something, but, that kid is going to outgrow that chair in 12 months anyway.
Then what?
Eventually that kid is going to be digging around in your pockets too.

At some point, you just have to say "Well, we can invest $20,000 in a retarded kid, or $20,000 in a kid with a 130 IQ".