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Let me tell y'all about Dan

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 09:06:29 ago (+19/-0)     (whatever)

I used to work with this guy named Dan. I'm using the word "work" very loosely in this context, fuckin dude was lazy as shit. Dan is a kike and a member of the writers guild. He had written parts of a show that were bought by Netflix. He had credit for that work and his royalties jewed from him, so he moved back home to mommy and took a job tending bar. He was also an amateur comedian, and he used to pitch his bits to me.

Ok, so one day he comes in and he's got a new joke he wants to pitch. Fucker's excited, thinks he's got a real humdinger of a gut buster on his hands here. The joke starts off with him witnessing a mother screaming at her toddler. In his jew mind he imagines that's what must have happened to Hitler and now to prevent another Hitler he has to kill that baby. I just give him a "dude, fuck's wrong with you?" look, and tell him I think it needs some work.

So this, for me, really distills the jew mindset. I was only just starting to really know about jews when I worked with Dan, so this really aided in my understanding.

So yeah, we got a kike constantly thinking about Hitler and looking for any excuse to kill a White child and they think it's just the funniest shit ever. Don't know what made me think about that this morning, but thought I'd submit it for your consideration.

TL;DR? Nigger


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 12:11:09 ago (+6/-0)

I grew up with a couple dudes who are obvious jews but they were raised as Christians and rural redneck. Back in the day our paths would cross at gatherings or whatever and we would drink together and anytime either of them started talking about something fucked up I would tell them that their satanic kike brain was working and they would giggle. One of these dudes literally looks like the merchant meme. I used to give them hell all the time. They were some scheming MF's. They always denied being kikes and would claim they are German. Both their mothers were from Germany and looked like jewess'. They were all the time speaking German. The mothers vehemently denied being jewish "no, we're German". I'm like yeah mm hmm. I knew better. They were all a bunch of degenerates.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 2 points 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 17:27:33 ago (+2/-0)

I used to wonder why half of Cajuns were cool and half were rotten dirty fucks. My grandpa told me that a bunch of them weren’t really French or even basque. They were sephardic kikes from the same area of France/basque who were allowed to settle after the inquisition. So a bunch of kikes posing as frenchies came over with the other Acadians. It’s why some Cajuns get tay sachs.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 20:24:38 ago (+2/-0)

That's how they do it. Destroy a nation, run from the consequences, play the poor victim, give the leaders of a new nation a shitload of (loaned) money, settle in and start their jewish shenanigans again. Once they gain a little foothold in the new nation, begin media campaigns to denigrate the last nation destroyed, to further gain victim points from soft-hearted idiots.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 16:24:43 ago (+0/-0)*

Reminds me of a guy I apprenticed under. He knew his shit though. Was a Christian, said he had part ME ancestry somehow, definitely a narcissist, but we still got a long

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 4 points 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 09:27:19 ago (+4/-0)

Kikes want another hitler more than anything.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 6 points 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 09:35:18 ago (+6/-0)

They need a new boogey man, the last one is played out.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 09:38:50 ago (+1/-0)

They want boogie cabins and boogie trains and a boogie budget

[ - ] con77 1 point 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 12:50:52 ago (+1/-0)

so much that they'll invent one

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 12:59:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yea well they don’t want to fight in a war. They want punishment pudding.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 16:14:42 ago (+0/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy duh royze en annie semetismz iz onna royze! Kvetch!

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 14:34:19 ago (+2/-0)

It blows my mind how hard wired for evil the kike is. Niggers are hard wired for low iq violence and theft, Asians for thinking, but kikes, no matter what or why they want harm and fuckery on others. Fucking amazing.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 18:28:03 ago (+1/-0)

Want to hear a funny joke?

Curb stomp baby Jews.

See, the joke is funny, you just need to give it the correct angle.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 16:26:33 ago (+1/-0)*

You a screenwriter perry ?

I need to find this one poem I wrote about killing a jew friend

[ - ] con77 1 point 7 monthsOct 28, 2024 13:26:36 ago (+1/-0)

'79-'86. I was a Quartermaster in the Coast Guard.

My first assignment was on a 378' High Endurance Cutter. Crew of 150. Doing Alaska patrols.

In the seagoing services a Quartermaster is a navigator. after 2 years onboard I was an E-5 and doing the Chiefs job running the special nav and piloting team for restricted waters.

I was outstanding in my field and the crew and even the Officers held me in high regard.

Along comes Petty Officer First Class Rex Grossman. He was the MOST stereotypical NY jew you ever had the misfortune to meet. No exaggeration. He had the highest, whiniest, talk through your nose voice you've ever heard. Like a caricature of a caricature!

This was the bastards first ever seagoing assignment. How you make E-6 in a seagoing rate like navigation without ever having set foot on a ship I can only imagine involves a LOT of ass kissing!

My assignment. Given to me by my CPO. Was to get this guy up to speed. The problem was he resented being trained by someone junior in rank.

The fact that he was an arrogant asshole didnt help either. Living on a ship in the early 80's in conditions that would be illegal for prisoners to endure toughened us up a bit. And to be honest I was already tough and not an ass kisser when I got there.

I made an honest effort to train the guy but wasnt about to take any shit off him at all. He couldnt deal with it.

I remember a LTJG that had the conn underway pulling jewboy aside and telling him in front of the entire bridge crew to "shut up and listen to Petty Officer con77!"

I went into the chart room to do some work one day and found a stack of booking sheets in the trash. A booking was like being put on report and had financial and even reduction in rank implications.

They were all written on me by jewboy and SHITCANNED by the Chief of my division! Wherever you are Chief Edge (real name) thankyou!

As I recall Grossman didnt complete the normal 2 year assignment and left the ship before I did a year later.

The fucking pussy.