Retarded Mexican Bitch Wanders Away From Family Campsite Because She Had No Internet And Her Battery Was Dead. She Was Lost In The Mountains For 12 Days, With Only A Bottle Of Hot Sauce! - Upgoat

Retarded Mexican Bitch Wanders Away From Family Campsite Because She Had No Internet And Her Battery Was Dead. She Was Lost In The Mountains For 12 Days, With Only A Bottle Of Hot Sauce!
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 09:31:14 ago (+20/-0) (archive.is)
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[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 11 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 10:01:42 ago (+11/-0)

bottle of hot sauce

That's the Hillary Clinton starter survival pack!

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 14:56:23 ago (+2/-0)

How funny would it be to follow her through the desert with some sort of selfie cam, watching her take slow sips of hot sauce to ease her growing thirst. That must have been a funny scene.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 20:57:49 ago (+0/-0)

Regular daily topical application regime wards off her Choochie kooties.

[ - ] WNwoman 7 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 09:48:56 ago (+7/-0)

Guess who gets to pay for all the resources used for her rescue and recovery?.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 14:34:18 ago (+2/-0)

White men.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 14:47:41 ago (+1/-0)

Also I bet there was not one EV or electro helicopter invloved.

Strange how when shit needs to happen the high power disel engines come out.

[ - ] inaminit 4 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 09:33:29 ago (+4/-0)

stupid cunt.

[ - ] NeedleStack 4 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 13:31:08 ago (+4/-0)

But on the morning of Aug. 26, while the others were sleeping, she said she decided to leave.
"I didn't want to be there no more because I didn't have any internet or no battery on my phone. So, I just started climbing up the mountain top,” Pineda said.

RETARD.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 15:28:54 ago (+1/-0)

"Unfortunately, all I had was some hot sauce,” she said. “And I ate a thing that looked like a fig on a tree, but when I bit into it, it tasted like green stuff.”

CONFIRMED.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 16:13:10 ago (+2/-0)

"it tasted like green stuff"

JUST LIKE US

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 16:41:49 ago (+0/-0)

Mmm salsa verde.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 20:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

'i wanna know did this dumb cunt apply some hot sauce first?/'

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 12:47:50 ago (+2/-0)

I would have used the hot sauce as an electrolyte and submerged two different metals into it to create a battery to charge my phone. But I'm White.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 2 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 14:05:46 ago (+2/-0)

The level of stupidity is astounding. It is good it took her hubris because it was entirely misplaced to start with.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 15:08:31 ago (+2/-0)

Dammit, Nature! We were counting on you and you fucked it up!

Are you trying to tell me that Nevada has NO major predators?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 23:47:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yuba river is in California, but yeah.

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 11:10:45 ago (+1/-0)

She looks happy in the pic cuz she lost her Mexican pot belly

[ + ] WNwoman

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 11:54:03 ago (+2/-0)

It’ll be back in a few weeks.

[ + ] oyveyo

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 12:49:52 ago (+1/-0)

It's interesting how almost all Mexican women have the same body.

[ + ] BoozyB

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 14:26:42 ago (+0/-0)

Except for the Mexican TV weather girls.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 14:49:01 ago (+1/-0)

They are not married.

You know how Asians look young till they are 50 but then look like they are 80? Same shit with spic girls ,the moment you put a ring on it its jello.

[ + ] BoozyB

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 15:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

Got it.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 13:05:08 ago (+1/-0)

Almost won a Darwin award. Better luck next time!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 14:28:28 ago (+1/-0)

Her dad, Mike Goodie, who she had been on the camping trip with, said he spent days searching for her.

Coal burner dad, she’s a mutt.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 23:49:00 ago (+0/-0)

Beaner banger. We have a lot of them here.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 15:24:14 ago (+1/-0)

She sounds legit retarded

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 16:42:19 ago (+0/-0)

Shes mexican.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 16:47:13 ago (+0/-0)

As I said..

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 01:19:35 ago (+0/-0)

Some things dont need to be said. They are known.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 23:46:29 ago (+0/-0)

Very low IQ.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 16:18:00 ago (+1/-0)

So Brave !

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 17:37:56 ago (+1/-0)

I’ll buy a bottle of hot sauce to sip on at work every once in a while. It’s not a joke I really do that. It tastes good

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 19:54:46 ago (+1/-0)

Stunning and brave

[ - ] dass 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2024 21:01:40 ago (+1/-0)

"I do believe I'm remembering like, lizard guts, like entering my body at one point in time,” Pineda said. “Like one night I was sleeping and all I could hear was just like my stomach growling."

LIKE, that is LIKE fcking amazing. oof

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