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☀ This is the official daylight savings time rant thread.

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 22:33:40 ago (+35/-0)     (whatever)

Fuck that shit. You're not saving any daylight, the sun is gonna do what the sun is gonna do. Meddling with the clocks has absolutely ZERO effect on nature. The only thing you accomplish with the stupid crap is disorienting the population.

It doesn't have a purpose. It NEVER had a purpose. That whole thing about farmers and whatnot is total horseshit. Explain to me how, exactly, fucking with numbers on a machine changes a goddamn thing about farming???


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[ - ] Gowithit 11 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 22:46:28 ago (+12/-1)

disorienting right before an election??

shenanigans



[ - ] i_scream_trucks -3 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 02:43:45 ago (+2/-5)

if youre struggling with figuring out getting out of bed an hour early/late once a year then im not so sure you should be voting.

[ - ] enormousatom 3 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 08:43:40 ago (+3/-0)

Show me on the clock where the Jew hurt you.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:44:31 ago (+0/-0)

...

it didnt. im not the one whining about daylight savings. im asking a legit question, whats the fucking problem here?
no one has answered it. at all. i legitimately dont understand what the fuck your retarded problem is, aside from it being a 'flat earth' thing... which makes sense, because flat earthers are complete fucking retards. but other than that.... i have no idea what the fuck you lot are whining about

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 08:19:09 ago (+1/-0)

Hard diss coming from a black dude who's race generally doesn't work for a living in the first place.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:45:04 ago (+1/-0)

get a job faggot. youre not going to get sympathy from me for being a retarded nigger.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 08:53:56 ago (+1/-0)

Not only are you black, you're so illiterate you didn't realize I was insulting you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 10:15:17 ago (+0/-0)

as if voting means anything

[ - ] SumerBreeze 7 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 22:37:34 ago (+7/-0)

Farmers get up long before the crack of dawn anyhow

[ - ] CoronaHoax 6 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 00:39:52 ago (+6/-0)

Hp lovecraft in his stories says the rural areas used to not even follow it. It was the cities only.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 01:19:23 ago (+0/-0)

Isn’t licecraft a kikefaggot?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 09:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

He's got multiple stories that basically expose moloch worshipers.

[ - ] Leveraction 6 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 23:11:49 ago (+6/-0)

A G R E E D!!!

COMPLETE BULLSHIT!

[ - ] registereduser 5 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 22:54:39 ago (+6/-1)

It does have a purpose. It was implemented with many other things specifically to keep you off kilter.

They need to be killed in the street, all of them.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 02:46:36 ago (+1/-1)

i dont get it. how is daylight savings confusing for people? you lose an hour of sleep once a year, and gain an hour of sleep later. you dont even need to change your damn clock these days. it would still be darker or lighter the further you live away from the equator regardless of whether 'daylight savings' is a thing or not.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah ok. no, the earth isnt flat. thats why we have seasons, and sunset for me is around 8pm tonight.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 09:04:57 ago (+2/-0)

Do you understand how drinking a pint of vodka can be confusing? Same thing. Easy enough (not confusing) to perform, but there is a physiological effect on the animals in the box. Your brain gets slightly concussed. You might become confused as to what others are trying to communicate to you, and "not get it"...

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:29:15 ago (+0/-0)

Having to go to work in the dark is just as confusing as adjusting to DST

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:49:46 ago (+0/-0)*

....

how?

does the world suddenly fucking change? does your google maps change your route? are you scared of the dark?

you realise that at some point, people who have actually been employed at least once in their life (aka, not you fucking retards) often have to do these things called 'shifts' - where sometimes, right, sometimes, they have to work.... .get this right.... at night.... and even a fucking McDonalds night shift worker can figure that crap out.... so why cant you? (hence the unemployable retard label) - i sure as shit wouldnt fucking hire you even as the royal dick washer.... id end up with a bunch of niggers who cant figure out how to use a clock bust into a business meeting and try and pull out my cock at 2pm hours after id already fucked their mothers and cleaned up myself.

Time being a problem, is literally a NIGGER thing, its why they chimp out with the 'i dindu nothing' shit, because they dont connect the bullet they just put in the white babies head 30 seconds ago in front of the cops, is why the cops who watched him put a bullet in the white babies head just magdumped into him. Its why they dont show up for lawyers appointments. Its why they sit their in front of judges and insist they dont know what they did.

Niggers have literally no comprehension of time, before/after, cause/effect or culpability. if it didnt happen right now, it didnt happen and will never happen. if i say 'i didnt rob that bodega' now, then that means i didnt rob the bodega an hour ago, and therefore the cops wont jail me later. No comprehension what so ever. And its so fucking retarded.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:49:07 ago (+0/-0)*

"Do i understand how drinking a pint of vodka can be confusing"

no. i understand drinking a pint of vodka is a fucking retarded thing to do, but htat has nothing at all to do with the subject at hand.

"Same thing"
... fucking how? the sunrise and sunset has the same effect of being an alcoholic? maybe stop drinking vodka from the second you get up, that might solve that retarded problem.

youre literally just underlining my point about how the only real issue i can identify is retards not being able to wake up early or late once a year.

i absolutely do agree autists and retards often have complete meltdowns when something they do regularly gets changed a tiny amount and they have to think more than they usually would.... but thats an autism/retardation thing.... so unless youre telling me youre a fucking retard.... then im going to assume... well.... youre a fucking retard.

[ - ] allAheadFull 4 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 01:52:17 ago (+4/-0)

Congress keep acting like they're going to get rid of it, then they don't. They're just fucking with us.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 19:14:00 ago (+1/-0)

It’s more likely Congress really can’t get anything done on their own. They only accomplish the things that they do is because lobbyists pay them to do it. If there was a deep pocket daylight savings lobby, it would get done.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 00:26:48 ago (+4/-0)

I don't like it.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -1 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 02:52:57 ago (+0/-1)

i.... dont give a fuck either way? i dont actually understand whats going on at all in this thread. i have to wake up an hour early once a year and i get an extra hours sleep once a year. nothing else changes except how light or dark it is, which fucking does its own thing regardless of whether ive got batteries in my clock?

im not even being a cunt, i actually dont know what the bitching is about. doesnt change my life, its usually a hint as to whether i have to wear my sheepskin assless (for winter warmth) chaps or my lycra assless chaps (for summer comfort and absorbtion).

[ - ] CornBorn 3 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 01:47:29 ago (+3/-0)

Time is fake and gay. The right calendar was 13th months. But because Kodak. Yes that Kodak was a cock sucker his time line won.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 02:49:45 ago (+2/-1)

what the fuck is a 13 month calendar? was 'lousy smarch weather' a real thing that the simpsons were talking about? was wearing an onion around your waist a real thing too? what the shit other dumb shit have i missed thats real...

i mean we had a 10 month calendar, that the romans added july and august to and some pope went and added a day every 4 years to.... but where are you coming up with 13?

what in the living fuck is even going on in this thread, the only fucking thing confusing about any of this, is the replies and bitching and moaning.

"time is fake and gay"

never mind, confirmed nigger.

[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 09:15:04 ago (+2/-0)

13 months with 28 days each is superior to our current model.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:58:11 ago (+0/-0)

how.

for a start there are about 5 different calendars in use around the world to this day. jews and freemasons claim the year is 5000 something, russians and greeks still use the julian calendar, and you lot are completely fucking confused by the calendar we have, so honestly, shouldnt you be looking at something simpler... like 10 mo... oh wait americans cant figure out base 10 maths (metrics - as in 1/10/100/1000) in deference to ... er... fuckin .... 12 inches to a foot.... 3 feet to a yard.... 1600 yards to a mile.... or 0 degrees being freezing point and 100 being boiling point.

the calendar is the least of your problems.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 00:38:23 ago (+0/-0)

“Do not touch. Willy.”

[ - ] CornBorn 0 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 13:36:39 ago (+0/-0)

There were many submission for the calendar contest. You, if alive at this time could have invented the 24 month calendar if you would have liked. The seasons, tides, and day/night cycles exist. Time does not.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 23:00:09 ago (+3/-0)

COCKSUCKER! Not again. mutherfucking fuck I fucking forgot pieces of stupoid fucking sdhit now my sleep going to be all fucked to fuck up FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!!!!!!!FUCKfuckfufkfkfrfucccccckl

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 02:47:06 ago (+0/-0)

try drinking less coffee?

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 22:48:43 ago (+4/-1)

Take genetic material from the corpses of the people responsible for it.

Clone them.

Wait until they’re adults.

Kill them.

Repeat.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 01:22:25 ago (+0/-0)

Better to put their memories and conscience into a computer, speed up their cognitive processing by 1000x and put them through endless torture.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 01:25:18 ago (+0/-0)

DIE JEW!!!

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 06:21:55 ago (+0/-0)

The shill supports daylight savings time; confirmed.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 08:24:28 ago (+0/-0)

EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP IS ALWAYS GOOD YOU JEW FAGGOT!!!

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 08:59:20 ago (+0/-0)

So go to sleep forever, jew worshipper.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 19:05:19 ago (+0/-0)

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS YOU COWARD FUCKING JEW IF YOU WANT TO FUCKING RUMBLE BITCH BOY!!!!

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 17:31:01 ago (+1/-0)

Just how the fuck are they saving any daylight though if they just reset it in six more months?

[ - ] con77 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 13:39:47 ago (+0/-0)

hate that shit. wish it would stop.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:20:05 ago (+1/-0)

Back to normal time. Leave it here. I never liked the idea of the sun going down at 10:00PM in the summer anyway.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 00:22:29 ago (+0/-0)

Yes

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 05:43:20 ago (+1/-0)

First time I got to sleep in, in ages and I'm still up at 5:45. And I get a little bit more sunlight in my mornings.

Daylight savings is awesome.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 08:31:56 ago (+0/-0)

Someone else who appreciates a good deal when they see one. A whole extra hour? I'll take it!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 10:17:21 ago (+1/-0)

'extra' hour, lol...time is fake n gay

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 05:23:58 ago (+1/-0)

The real reason for daylight savings is to get workers into the office early in the summer after they've just woken up to eke an extra two percent productivity from them. Otherwise they might put that burst of morning energy into a personal project. How dare they.

[ - ] SithEmpire 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 04:32:16 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like Arizona has stopped that shit at least!

Related problem in tech is the leap-second nonsense, where a 1-second modification can be announced up to twice annually based on Earth rotation, and gets communicated/propagated via GPS. Recently it has been almost 10 years without "needing" one, and so many tech problems disappeared that IERS are ending that practice.

Of course ending leap seconds was proposed way before that and met with a ton of objections from lesser minds; only after a genuine interval without them did the dumbasses see sense. I bet daylight saving is the same way, drop it for a year or two and let it get abolished permanently at a review.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 01:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

Don't like it? Leave

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 01:58:26 ago (+0/-0)

I was born and raised in Arizona and then moved to Hawaii. I have never known what it's like to experience the magic of time travel twice a year

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 00:50:25 ago (+1/-0)

I just ignore it as much as I can. Always causes problems, but nothing I do will change it so just give it as little attention as possible.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 23:49:02 ago (+1/-0)

the purpose here up in the north is so the kids dont have to wait in the dark for the school bus

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 4 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 00:00:28 ago (+4/-0)

Give the kids flashlights. Problem solved.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 00:14:46 ago (+2/-0)

i meant to say excuse not purpose, but yeah, take your kids to school yourself

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 01:08:11 ago (+0/-0)

Why, who’s your wife doing?

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 01:28:50 ago (+0/-0)

my kids are grown, my wife is history

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 14:09:55 ago (+0/-0)

Divorce raped you, huh?

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 14:52:58 ago (+0/-0)

nope, i aint dumb

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 00:20:16 ago (+0/-0)

Buried in the backyard?

[ - ] glooper 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 11:26:25 ago (+0/-0)

fook off you "it dosen't serve a purpose" fags.

You know how much fuel and energy is saved by this move? No you fags don't because you don't have the insight for thinking two or three steps out.


Look around you at the cities you live in. See all those lights? Now multiply that by 100,000 cities out there. Even an hour NOT a full burn in these cities saves massive amounts of energy.

That energy (multiple GIGA-watts in fact) has to come from somewhere you neo-fags.

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:35:09 ago (+0/-0)*

Oh look at the big brain on Brad! /sarcasm

You are actually the stupid fag, because it doesn't matter what "time" it is, the days are shorter and the nights are longer, and the lights are going to go on and come off accordingly no matter what "time" it is. It's amazing the propaganda that folks like you will fall for.

Who's NOT turning on their lights early? Answer: the business owners
Who IS turning on their lights early? Answer: the workers
You're just moving the cost of lighting from businesses to workers. This clock change is designed to benefit business and fuck the little guy.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 09:17:04 ago (+0/-0)

The only thing you accomplish with the stupid crap is disorienting the population.

You must be retarded if it disorientated you

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 09:06:33 ago (+0/-0)

Yes farmers stuff is BS. Farmers go to work when it’s light and they stop when it’s dark. Doesn’t matter what the time is.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 06:45:18 ago (+0/-0)*

This is why I follow local solar time. I know what time actual noon is every day. My bed time and many other critical times are timed relative to it. What time I think about eating dinner. What time I start focusing on fun things rather than work things, and the other direction too.

Here's what you do. Rebel. Refuse to recognize the time change. Show up early to work and go home early. If enough people do it things will change.

Society should not mean willingly doing moronic things just to get along with society. Then society should not exist. Be post-civilization until they let you keep a consistent reasoning of time. Or in other words. Stop asking for permission from the government to keep a consistent reasoning of time.

Because I follow local solar time my time in unaffected. The problem is isolated to work alone.

https://suncalc.org

[ - ] Dirtydyno 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 02:31:28 ago (+0/-0)

It is about golfers. Ever notice that politicians and corporate exec types are golfers.

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/are-you-enjoying-daylight-saving-you-can-thank-the-golf-industry-sort-of

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:33:19 ago (+0/-1)

I don’t know what the problem is. It keeps the time of dawn roughly the same throughout the year, which is useful for people who work. Every fucking year I hear people whining about this. I just think people are looking for things to complain about.

Maybe we should get rid of weekends! Maybe we should get rid of holidays. They fuck up my circadian rhythms too. Gimme a break.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:35:22 ago (+1/-0)

i'm really only going to complain when they take the extra hour away.

I DID NOT CONSENT!

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:38:23 ago (+0/-0)

Useful for people who work

Don't you mean useful for businesses that pay electric bills? Guess who has to turn all their lights on at night at an earlier time? That's right, the workers. This is designed to move the cost of lighting onto the peasants while the jews who own everything get to save a few shekels.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:46:06 ago (+0/-1)

Those same workers don’t have to turn their lights on to get ready in the morning because its already light outside. They don’t have to race to work in the dark.