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Finally perfected my time machine, am traveling to 1936 Germany...very exciting!

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 10:55:27 ago (+5/-0)     (whatever)

I will become Herr Hitler's trusted advisor, based on my extensive knowledge of history. The new timeline gonna be WILD! Suggestions?


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[ - ] drhitler 0 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 17:11:43 ago (+0/-0)

nuke moscow

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 19:17:29 ago (+0/-0)

nukes are fake and gay

[ - ] Panic 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 11:04:22 ago (+1/-0)

Suggestion: Watch the movie called 'The Fly'. Things 'might' go amiss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1hJknuPW-M

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 11:16:01 ago (+1/-0)

Bah, science fiction. I only deal with FACTS.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 11:05:45 ago (+1/-0)

Bring back a slender blonde fraulein for me, please.
Also, you might suggest metal doors on the crematoriums. Much more energy efficient.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 11:15:20 ago (+2/-0)

Notoriously efficient Germans simply would have denied jews water. After a week, all dead. Then, mass burials with excavators. Quick, cheap, no mess.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 11:13:15 ago (+1/-0)

If only he had that extra hour...

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 11:36:56 ago (+1/-0)

Take me with you! I've got some work to do.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:45:41 ago (+1/-0)

First go to the future and get a military exosuit. Then go back to 70 AD during the Sack of Jerusalem and use its tracking software to take care of the problem once and for all, down to the last unborn child.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:14:32 ago (+2/-0)

meh. I say go back to the Egyptian empire and solute the problem there.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 19:18:03 ago (+0/-0)

but I long for German food, I grew up with it and miss it

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:30:41 ago (+1/-0)

What if I told you whites were the ones who built it all and were there long before those nigger egyptians?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 4, 2024 08:08:22 ago (+1/-0)

I would believe you. The pharaohs were White, as was Cleopatra.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 2 points 6 monthsNov 3, 2024 19:59:44 ago (+2/-0)

Find Anne Frank and make her complete the diary.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 4, 2024 08:03:53 ago (+0/-0)

I will bring some ballpoint pens with me