☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
33

First person to use suicide pod had to be strangled to death due to malfunction

submitted by Sleazy to whatever 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:15:15 ago (+34/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/7l3es3.png



36 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 20 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:54:56 ago (+20/-0)

How fitting a troon, the first to use suicide pod. And even that failed.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:20:58 ago (+5/-0)

pretty sure it was someone who had copped multiple of the 2100 known side effects of the jabbed and didnt like the side effects of their immune system being stripped, permanent organ failure, and a whole bunch of other shit that 'was just a right wing conspiracy theory' plus a bunch of doctors going 'WE DINDU NUFFIN YOU R CHRONIC DISEASE ALWAIS' then going 'ok ill take the easy way out, but dont have the balls to do it myself'

[ - ] puremadness 10 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 01:07:34 ago (+10/-0)

It'd been worse if they werent vaxxed tho right?

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 08:09:24 ago (+1/-0)

"didn't have the balls to do it myself" after the govt paid to have them removed.

[ - ] Portmanure 7 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:39:47 ago (+7/-0)

Shouldn’t it be called a murder pod instead?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:17:32 ago (+3/-0)

still are.

thats why nitzche has to sell them in switzerland instead of here in australia.

and why he will still get done for murder by australian authorities.

'hurdurr something something requires predmeditiation'

and you dont think building a death machine, advertising it, setting an appointment for the victim, putting them in it, starting it, watching it fail, then strangling them so they die isnt some kind of premedititation?

dudes been premeditating this shit for 50 years. aint no 'manslaughter' here.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:43:04 ago (+0/-0)

Like Kevorkian before him, just another serial killer that thinks he's found a legal loophole for his kink.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 20:32:32 ago (+0/-0)

I bet the customer service survey was fucking brutal.

0 Stars! Damn machine didn't even work. Got Strangled by the manager instead.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 01:08:16 ago (+2/-0)

conveniecorpse

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 07:07:47 ago (+1/-0)

iWhack

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 22:53:40 ago (+7/-0)

Stupid cunt couldn’t even die right.
She should kill herself.

[ - ] Hobama 5 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:27:01 ago (+5/-0)

Should have taken out the fucks who made it get the jabs

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:34:38 ago (+4/-0)

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:19:35 ago (+2/-0)

because you havent been convinced that paying someone else to kill yourself is the only answer

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:57:16 ago (+4/-0)

That thing looks incredibly uncomfortable to get into. What if you're elderly or disabled? How would you clamber in there?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 12 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 22:38:43 ago (+12/-0)

JUST GET IN FUCKFACE, YOURE ABOUT TO DIE ANYWAY

The attendant probably

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 22:54:27 ago (+3/-0)

You’ll have to excuse him, Aussies are pussies.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:22:55 ago (+2/-0)*

switzerland you fucking mope, that cunt nitzsche is wanted for manslaughter here, we ran him out of the country with his 'kill yourself feggit' shit. can you even read?

if australia hadnt already said 'no you cant do that' then they wouldnt give a fuck now. given the fact that he is overseas doing exactly what australia said no to, you can bet your ass AFP are crawling over themselves trying to get him indicted and deported back to australia to put him in jail for murder or manslaughter for daring to do anything the australian government told him not to do.

'but but.... muh jurisdiction' - no australian authority gives a single solitary fuck about crime or jurisdictions. they care about people doing exactly what theyre told. you get told 'no thats illegal here' and respond with 'well ill go do it overseas then, because its legal there' youll still get told 'and we will get you deported you for breaking australian laws in other countries.... try smuggling heroin into bali instead, in that case youll be on the hook for execution, and fucking dickheads in australia will cry about the death penalty not being ok and that your drug smuggling ass shouldnt be in jail overseas.

[ - ] dass 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 02:45:30 ago (+1/-0)

Seems like it wasnt 'legal' there either.
In September, chief prosecutor Sticher told Swiss newspaper Blick: “We warned them in writing, we said that if they came to Schaffhausen and used Sarco, they would face criminal consequences.’ Everyone arrested has since been released except for Willet. Volkskrant has questioned why Sticher has not publicly accused Willet of ‘intentional homicide’ but has been using the suspicion to get judges to extend Willet’s custody. A criminal investigation into the pod is underway and all of the 371 active applications have been suspended for use.

Everyone involved FAFO.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:15:42 ago (+1/-0)

wheelbarrow

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:39:00 ago (+4/-0)

They need a good slogan.

"One way or the other, you're going."

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 11:01:27 ago (+1/-0)

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 01:10:06 ago (+4/-0)

But 6 gorillion in 'chambers' went off without a tick.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 3 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 22:28:32 ago (+3/-0)

"Had to be" because the ghouls who made this thing didn't want to suffer the bad press of a failed execution.

[ - ] Dingo 3 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 00:35:16 ago (+3/-0)

It's not murder if done inside the pod ... and they inserted the right amount of quarters.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 00:48:12 ago (+3/-0)

Suicide pod? No car,no piece of garden hose? WTF?

[ - ] DieselForever 2 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 06:00:47 ago (+2/-0)

another reason why electric cars are gay

[ - ] oppressed 2 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:26:52 ago (+3/-1)

people need to spread awareness that suicide leads to hell, so dont do it

[ - ] Dindu 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 12:07:29 ago (+1/-0)

This is like fucking monty python

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 15:43:00 ago (+1/-0)

How long would it take to process 6 million ?

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 18:50:37 ago (+1/-0)

You know the suicide pods are very similar to Jack Kevorkian suicide machines which really were just a plastic bag over a person's head and then he the person would pull a lever and helium would go into the bag and the person would die from lack of oxygen without any pain. Just like if you fly an airplane too high in altitude without enough oxygen you go brain dead.

[ - ] WTFisthisshit 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:00:48 ago (+0/-0)

When it hasn't been your day, your month, or even your year!

https://youtu.be/VgkRi-KZeAk?si=ejr3dpK0_4ROK8SQ

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 12:30:05 ago (+0/-0)

The peoples voice should be banned, utter dogshit.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 16:13:24 ago (+0/-0)

Why not just use a fridge from the 50's? one of those almost killed cherry on punky brewster.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -1 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 02:47:03 ago (+1/-2)

The fate all white women deserve!