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So... I've been thinking

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to SoapboxBongHits 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:49:41 ago (+4/-1)     (SoapboxBongHits)

What if we attached 1000 giant rockets to the Earth and ran them wide open and stop the Earths spin?


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[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 22:16:17 ago (+1/-0)

We wouldn't need daylight savings time anymore.
Stop thinking. You're gonna hurt yourself.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 22:17:04 ago (+1/-0)

We could turn the Earth in any position we wanted to. It could be very beneficial and deadly at the same time.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:32:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:32:24 ago (+0/-0)

yeah flerfs dont get that their retarded world view doesnt come close to reality.

i mean they can cry all they like, if theyre 'right' about flat earth, american flat earthers dont exist and/or are on the 'bottom' of the pizza. i exist. and i walk upright on my feet, therefore america doesnt.

retards whove never gone further away from home than the nearest dole office probably need to learn their place.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:31:02 ago (+0/-0)*

'we wouldnt need daylight savings anymore'

whether we 'need' it now or not i dont actually know, but im fucking amused at the amount of you retards being so fucking angry over its exsitance. seriously, show me where on the dolly daylight savings touched you to make you this way. Are you struggling with the 'one hour difference' to get into or out of bed once a year? thats your fucking problem, not nature.

daylight savings has got fuck all to do with how fast or slow the earth rotates, and everything to do with the earths axis and how one side is now leaning closer and gets more sunlight (summer) while the other is leaning away and getting LESS light (winter) you speed it up/slow it down, youre STILL going to get the SAME thing happening that causes the position of the sun to shift in the sky, and youre still going to get seasons, and daylight savings would still exist.

but you fucking fell asleep in that class in grade 2 didnt you.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 04:57:20 ago (+0/-0)

The 1 hr time shift was to stop kids getting killed by cars because they were walking to school in the dark

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 08:14:07 ago (+0/-0)

Take your meds and calm down. I mentioned DST ironically - meant as humor.

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 22:38:24 ago (+3/-0)

I was raised on cartoons, wouldn’t it be funnier if you made it spin faster? Bugs Bunny style!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 22:50:22 ago (+1/-0)

Friday nights we should crank it up and go fast!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:29:23 ago (+1/-0)

already been done. Superman II. i think.

flies around it backwards a bunch and turns back time.

but why?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:38:20 ago (+1/-0)

I want to spin the Earth backwards just like that and rewind us to when times were gud mane

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 01:34:59 ago (+1/-0)

Attach with what?

Hemp rope?

Attach TO what exactly?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 07:48:14 ago (+0/-0)

Duct tape. A shit load of duct tape and some crazy glue should work. We can attach them to tel aviv in case something goes right.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:12:48 ago (+0/-0)

All the water on earth would flow to antarctica

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

It took you 4 months to answer this? oy veyo

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:48:56 ago (+1/-0)

Gonna be late for me own funeral