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Russia accused of planting incindiary dildos on planes in plot to terrorize the US.

submitted by allAheadFull to ClownWorld 1 monthNov 4, 2024 16:54:09 ago (+13/-1)     (x.com)

https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1853497324284129578

Sounds more like something the CIA or FBI would do.

The Devices, which were determined to be Electric Massagers implanted with a Magnesium-Based Flammable Substance shipped from Lithuania, appear to have been a Test to figure out how to get similar Devices onboard Planes bound for North America.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 18:54:12 ago (+6/-0)

This has mossad written all over it. jews and dildos go together.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 5 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 18:06:21 ago (+5/-0)

Why is it always something sexual and in the clout of home erotic when it comes to paint the russians as evil (like Sweds/finnland playing gay stuff under water to scare russian subs away)

All that sounds very jewish to me.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 22:09:34 ago (+2/-0)

The brainwashing is done by jews so... Yeah, makes sense. Also, degeneracy is a key part in destroying a society. Typically they get the women first, but the less T-ed men come in not much later.

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 18:49:48 ago (+4/-0)

Yep, jew.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 18:17:05 ago (+4/-0)

Sounds more like a jew move to me tbh

[ - ] Rob3122 4 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 17:52:32 ago (+4/-0)

Dildos...sounds jewish to me

[ - ] dass 3 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 19:45:03 ago (+3/-0)

I'd like to know the nationality/ ethnicity of the 4 arrested of this supposed Russian/ foreign intelligence plot and whether they had a handler.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1 monthNov 5, 2024 00:10:13 ago (+2/-0)

Their jewish identity is highly classified, and I’m going to have to defer you to the Department of Justice…

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 17:26:04 ago (+3/-0)

Exclusive report from the wall street journal.

And since we know all journalism outfits to be propaganda arms...

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 17:04:13 ago (+3/-0)

First pagers, now dildos...

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1 monthNov 4, 2024 18:08:19 ago (+1/-0)

Because you know, you may forget your phone or your laptop or your power banck, but we know every US citizen always carries at least one dildo (may even bay true if going to LAX) at all times, so it makes sense.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 18:06:44 ago (+2/-0)

The Russians, again?

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 0 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 20:48:48 ago (+0/-0)

If you grew up during the cold war the Russian propaganda has deep roots.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1 monthNov 4, 2024 19:22:20 ago (+1/-0)

It really annoys me that the west and Russia don’t get along. We could be a powerhouse but instead our dickhead politicians want to duke it out via proxy, silent, and cold wars. Every Russian I met was cool as hell. God I hate politicians

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 2 points 1 monthNov 4, 2024 20:49:35 ago (+2/-0)

It's the international version of Republican/Democrats.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1 monthNov 4, 2024 17:16:46 ago (+1/-0)

That's hilarious. Definitely CIA.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthNov 5, 2024 14:54:42 ago (+0/-0)

@BigFatHelena very worried rn, ngl

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 1 monthNov 5, 2024 03:01:32 ago (+0/-0)

hehehe firecrotch hehehe