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The negus stole my bike

submitted by dukey to whatever 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 16:42:21 ago (+14/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/hlf13r.mp4



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[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 16:51:19 ago (+0/-0)

"Kins's" don't steal bikes,they hire nigga's for that.

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 19:27:05 ago (+2/-0)

That kid was sweating bullets. I was on the edge of my seat on this one right until the end.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 01:47:36 ago (+1/-0)

Even at that age they're taken in, and they know.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 21:08:05 ago (+1/-0)

Big south park energy in this clip. Loved it

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 21:45:59 ago (+0/-0)

Negus please!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 01:19:21 ago (+1/-0)

"RULE OF ACQUISITION NUMBER-" looks at fingers "shiiiiiiiiit i aint count good -SCHFIFTY FIVE..."

regally clears throat in 'negus'

"MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA"

EDIT - come to think of it... anyone got access to one of them ai things where you can put text to speech to a pic? might be worth turning quark into i dont know, george floyd or some sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 01:12:12 ago (+0/-0)

"The NAAAAAAYGUSSSSSSSSS of ethiopia stole my bike in 1974"
"ok... N E G U S"
"er... one moment please..."
whispers.... followed by screeching in chimpanzee
"GETCHOWYTASSOUTTAHEYA! Yo lil cracka be ryt dawg he talking bout da KANG GRAND NEGUS mufug bixnood YOU WI.... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...."

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsNov 6, 2024 01:15:57 ago (+0/-0)

in other news a white person who happened to be in the room when a jewish spelling bee judge had to leave in a hurry in a family emergency was caught up in a completely random shootout between a white guy and a totally not black spelling bee judge...

remember kiddies, to this day no ones gone after the writer of 'what does the black say' despite knowing exactly who did it, while if anyone else did it and tried to remain completely hidden and anonymous the internet would be torn to shreds trying to find the racist white crackerjack motherfucker antisemite cis het scum