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When you are using a urinal…

submitted by Trope to AskUpgoat 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 21:16:22 ago (+1/-3)     (AskUpgoat)

When you are using a urinal, without consciously thinking, you…


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 22:15:49 ago (+1/-0)

* look squarely into the eyes of the guy next to me while saying, "nice dick dude".

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 04:12:32 ago (+2/-0)

You have to drop your pants and undies all the way to the floor first.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 08:28:29 ago (+0/-0)

Heh

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 21:59:35 ago (+1/-0)

Practice my aim.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 21:35:45 ago (+1/-0)

Make note of the fact that they need to send their nigger in there with some never dull to polish up the pisser pipes.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 14:50:54 ago (+0/-0)

I pee on the floor.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 13:29:46 ago (+0/-0)

#4 is absolutely forbidden. THERE IS NO TALKING IN THE MEN'S ROOM!

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 10:39:37 ago (+0/-0)

I usually try to see how much of the urinal cake I can blast away.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 06:28:41 ago (+0/-0)

I'm paranoid of urinals, I stand back about 6.3 feet with no arc, straight trajectory...I get the odd look of confusion but nothing serious

[ - ] Spaceman84 -1 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 21:50:48 ago (+0/-1)

It’s paul neri’s mother’s mouth and she is a chrome sucking monster if you know what I mean. The trailer hitches in town are all bare and rusted if you know what I mean. If they could mass produce her the Hoover corporation would be bankrupt if you know what I mean. Kamala learned everything she knows from Paul’s mom if you know what I mean. His mother sucks a mean dick and doesn’t neglect the balls if you know what I mean. She’s hungry like an Ethiopian for that throat yogurt if you know what I mean.

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 21:20:20 ago (+0/-1)

I snort fat rails off the rim

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 23:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

are you a bug chaser?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 05:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

no, I just like the smellz

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 09:09:56 ago (+0/-0)

you nasty