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Gotta admit, Neri does try *very* hard to fit in, even if he gets it really wrong every time.

submitted by i_scream_trucks to WTF 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 07:06:03 ago (+15/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/5ys1av.mp4



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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 01:19:09 ago (+0/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 00:31:08 ago (+0/-0)

A for effort. D for execution.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 10:24:42 ago (+1/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 10:17:33 ago (+2/-0)

Just came for the neck yourself comments, don't mind me.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 09:25:49 ago (+1/-0)

The hell is netball?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 10:34:26 ago (+0/-0)*

i think ive worked out how to translate it.
it is to basketball, what cricket is to baseball.
but played by ugly girls.
aussie womens international netball team wins. a lot.
aussie mens basketball team. does not. fold like deck chairs as soon as they come up against your average 6.5ft american nigger.
aussie mens cricket team also wins a lot.
aussie mens baseball team... uh... do we even have one? we got leagues and shit but couldnt have much crowds, grew up a 20 minute walk to the 'state' centre... and it gets less traffic than the local shopping centre.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 09:16:35 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't even know netball could be played by men. It's the sporting equivalent of male nurses.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 10:31:38 ago (+0/-0)

how the fuck do you describe netball to yanks... i mean we cant even compare it to womens basketball. i guess it really is to basketball what cricket is to baseball, but played by ugly girls... who actually have been getting paid to play it for fuckin ages...

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 10:35:11 ago (+1/-0)

Its basketball with less niggers, you cant bounce the ball, there is some lurch bitch hovering over the net and someone is always called Kaz/Karen.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 06:16:34 ago (+1/-0)

SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

fifteen beer swilling bogans lift their head and yell 'FUGGYAWANCUN?'

"SHA-ron.... fucken.... SHAZZA?"

6 put their heads back down

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 12:12:24 ago (+1/-0)

Aha so this is an aussie thing! Im like, “where the hell are the backboards?” Then I realized something was very wrong.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 06:16:13 ago (+0/-0)

abos got them.

the only reason it still has nets is its an indoor stadium. probably not up north.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 08:40:39 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMa5D6UcYI4

Mandy(at the end) would be Queeri, this honestly reminds me of him sooooo much!.

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 07:44:34 ago (+4/-0)

They call them the backdoor boys.

[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 07:31:46 ago (+9/-0)

Was homosexuality a requirement to join this team?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 07:38:01 ago (+1/-0)*

its netball.

i mean the 'girls' that play it already look like men sooooo..... make of that what you will.

on the other hand... i got asked to play netball in highschool sometimes because i was tall and not playing basketball for the school team (played outside of school since primary school, joined the school team twice, was benched for all of 5 minutes in pretty much every match we had. shrugs) - it didnt negatively affect me. i still dont like soy or soy products. definitely no homo bro.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 10:08:09 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf is netball? Y'all gotta queer everything up, don't ya? Baseball not gay enough, so y'all got cricket. Basketball isn't gay enough, and it's full of niggers, netball it is. I bet it was y'all that're responsible for fuckin pickleball. Hey mother fuckers, stay the fuck away from hockey.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 10:17:34 ago (+1/-0)*

Essentially womens basketball, been around professionally for decades, has been on tv and a fully paid sport for decades, national womens league gets just as much tv time and money as mens basketball league and has done for fuckin years before whiny bitches wanted to be paid to play womens basketball (there is zero market for womens basketball... the market is watching women in netball or men in basketball) - Opals absolutely destroy everything they play 'internationally' (basically sheep fuckers or island niggers, sometimes the odd british team), Boomers basketball team folds like deck chairs every time they hit anything close to resembling a 'final'

no backboard, no running with the ball, no touching. fucks their ankles right up too. Played by the 'grenades' you have to pay your mate a bottle of top shelf jack daniels to throw himself on so you can bang her hot mate

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 13:42:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 09:30:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] dulcima 3 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 07:11:01 ago (+3/-0)

What is beyond doubt is that he's a pansy.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 3 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 07:35:57 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 01:20:07 ago (+0/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!