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If you're looking for US fatties, or to avoid them, here's your guide map.

submitted by Sector2 to whatever 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 12:33:06 ago (+13/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Source, if webp doesn't work for you.

https://www.google.com/search?q=obesity+by+county&newwindow=1&sca_esv=f4c7e32cb0632b69&udm=2&biw=1879&bih=972&sxsrf=ADLYWIIaaJvy5QVSYs-55zYFczBm438ykw%3A1731344162185&ei=IjcyZ7j_Cs690PEPh5_AoAI&oq=obesity+by+c&gs_lp=EgNpbWciDG9iZXNpdHkgYnkgYyoCCAIyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESLJRUKAnWKAncAF4AJABAJgBR6ABR6oBATG4AQHIAQD4AQGYAgKgAoQBwgIKEAAYgAQYQxiKBcICBhAAGAcYHpgDAIgGAZIHATKgB5YF&sclient=img

Ugly link, but this was the search.

It's up to a 17-20% zone here, but very low comparatively. The lack of fat people here in California shocked me when I moved from Pennsylvania back in the ancient era. "It's like everyone is attractive and healthy!" Still have a vivid memory of an enormous heifer in purple stretch pants from 1980 PA. Whew.


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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 10 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 13:01:39 ago (+10/-0)

Probably an extremely high correlation with a map of nigger population

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 13:14:16 ago (+4/-0)

really pulling their weight

[ - ] DivineLight2 4 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 12:44:46 ago (+4/-0)

How can people in commiefornia get fat when their shit faced on drugs and/or homeless?

Seems there's one decent state.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 12:53:27 ago (+2/-0)

You'd think the clouds of marijuana smoke would have them munching up a storm, but that's apparently offset (in this county) by the surfing and mountain biking.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 13:39:49 ago (+2/-1)

I wish I could afford to live in California. I know it’s a shit show politically (where isn’t it?) but the state itself is beautiful and the weather is perfect. I’d love to surf regularly in addition to hiking. Also, the climate makes for the best food I’ve ever had. Everything is delicious.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 14:16:40 ago (+1/-0)*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHmFwPjW-qs

You need to ignore the local political climate to enjoy the weather climate. Averages 46F to 76F, year around. Summer nights are mid 50s, due to being beside the 53F Pacific ocean, and that effect boosts the temps in the winter. It's also not an extremely ugly place to live.

https://img.gvid.tv/i/2kS2ajfo.jpg

You could live here for an average of only $5,147 per month for a 2 bedroom. Maybe as low as $3500 for a 'lower end' place.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 14:58:16 ago (+1/-0)

I took my son to San Diego a couple years back and we both didn’t want to leave! San Diego doesn’t feel as irritating as San Francisco, either. I’ll be an empty nester soon enough and will have more time to find out how I want the second half of my life to look. I absolutely LOVE surfing. I learned in Costa Rica a few years back and picked it up quickly. What is most attractive about California to me is that I ski too. I could literally do everything I enjoy doing without having to go too far!

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 15:36:12 ago (+1/-0)

California has amazing surfer waves, but the wetsuit was invented by a local because the water is so cold. Mavericks is just up the coast if you like enormous waves. There's also hang gliding along the beach dunes just south of here. The Sierras are only a few hours east of the coast, so you could do both in the same day.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 16:20:06 ago (+1/-0)

The spics

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 15:50:13 ago (+2/-0)

...actually I thought it was more than that

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 22:10:52 ago (+0/-0)

That's a map for the obese. Likely they left out the 'merely' fat, skinny fat, and anyone under 18 or over 50. They also don't count the 60-100 million shitskin invaders.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 14:15:17 ago (+2/-0)

That appears to correlate with the number of niggers, spicks, and Indians on reservations.

The lack of fat people here in California

That all depends on where you go. In areas with a high Hispanic populations, you're going to see a lot of fat pieces of shit waddling around, particularly the women. I'm in Southern California, and most Hispanics are Mexican invaders, and they're almost always fat, and ugly. Particularly the women.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 14:02:19 ago (+2/-0)

I'm in a low zone. Low for niggers too, so I win out.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 15:04:36 ago (+0/-0)

Good combo. How do you rate on human attractiveness?

https://townsquare.media/site/689/files/2020/08/US-Map-Zippia.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 01:30:23 ago (+1/-0)

Graded A-F I'd get a very high B

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 15:54:30 ago (+0/-0)

👍

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 00:51:37 ago (+1/-0)

that's also where the niggers live

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 23:35:23 ago (+1/-0)

Food is too expensive in California to be fat.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 12, 2024 15:51:23 ago (+0/-0)

You can buy expensive food. I just gave up on the $15/doz duck eggs, not because they're too expensive, but because some family squabble in the farm family cut off my local supply. Meh, have gone back to the $15/5 doz chicken eggs from Costco. Whole milk is $7.50 for two gallons there too.

Since so many people in California have more money than they know what to do with, there's food that caters to their desire to spend as much as possible. Regular food isn't very expensive.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 16:59:00 ago (+1/-0)

TIL you cannot escape deathfats anywhere in the continental US. Why does the scale only go down to 12%?? The best I can get is still more than 1 in 10? Fuck.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 14:16:52 ago (+1/-0)

Dang Georgia! The only completely black spot, (56% or higher), in the whole country!

Also about Georgia, northern areas seem healthier than the lower parts of the state. My guess is that the northern part has more Whites while the middle to lower part of the state is full of niggers.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 13:33:06 ago (+1/-0)

Interesting that Colorado is one of the thinnest states despite legal weed giving everyone the munchies. Must be the thin air.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 15:03:21 ago (+1/-0)

Gravity pulls the fatties down to lower elevations.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 13:28:30 ago (+1/-0)

That seems to correlate with wealthy areas.

The wealthy areas seem healthier.

We need another map for attractiveness. There are places where everyone is just ugly.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 15:02:07 ago (+0/-0)

Human attractiveness by state: https://townsquare.media/site/689/files/2020/08/US-Map-Zippia.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2024 16:18:55 ago (+0/-0)

If you ever want to feel like shit about yourself and get motivated to be in better shape, go to boulder Colorado.