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Are Oprah and Whoopi Goldberg the same person?

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 5 monthsNov 16, 2024 21:08:14 ago (+5/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I can't tell them apart.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 5 monthsNov 16, 2024 21:11:07 ago (+12/-0)

No, that's preposterous.

NEITHER of them are people!

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 2 points 5 monthsNov 17, 2024 04:04:11 ago (+2/-0)

I came to the comments to say this. Thanks for having the same opinion as most of the non-feds and half of the feds on this site.

[ - ] bohmoonx 3 points 5 monthsNov 16, 2024 22:29:56 ago (+3/-0)

No but Laurence Fishburne and Samuel L. Jackson are the same person.

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 16, 2024 23:24:32 ago (+2/-0)

Morgan Freeman?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 5 monthsNov 16, 2024 21:14:43 ago (+3/-0)

One has far more gorilla admixture.
The other is a house nigger.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 2 points 5 monthsNov 16, 2024 21:52:54 ago (+2/-0)

You could tell me they were from the same troop and even the same litter. And I wouldn't argue.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsNov 16, 2024 22:57:45 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 5 monthsNov 17, 2024 12:28:51 ago (+0/-0)

All hollywood products are the same thing. They have an overwhelming obsession with getting all the attention, and love money more than life, God, or God's creation. Their goal was fame and money and nothing else, and that's creepy. Very few of them can maintain a marriage. They've been adopting babies for marketing purposes for a long time. They're poison.

The audition process is designed to strip their personality, and appears to do just that. Winfrey probably didn't do the audition rounds but she's a money hungry ghoul.

THat talk show personality she played sat there with a parade of fuckwitts chosen by the studio executives sitting on the council of foreign relations with the book publishing monopoly CEO telling women how to raise fucked up kids for social science human engineering. Her job was to gush platitudes. They had a plant in every audience to stand up and disagree, so they'd be told for all to see how wrong they were for disagreeing with the expert and the crowd. It was a softer version of China's struggle sessions without the progressive students escalating to brutality, torture and murder for disagreeing with group think delusions about how to achieve perfection.

There is no oprah winfrey or whoopy goldberg, just money grubbers who'd cut your neck for a dollar and five minutes of camera time.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 5 monthsNov 16, 2024 21:28:00 ago (+0/-0)

they are of the same hivemind, arent they?