no hes not better than a maori at a haka. we can be as white supremacist as we like theyre actually pretty fucking cool, theyre not usually used as political shit like it was this week.
is he more retarded than a maori?
im not going to answer that one.
EDIT - im just gonna throw this in right - most people see retarded island niggers when they think of hakas... but if you do enough private security in aus/nz youre going to at some stage have to deal with someone like 'jake the muss' they do exist. i dont really blame lobsters with rifles for shitting their britches, id rather have those dudes on my side (and in oz pretty much everyone has a 'kev') maoris are pretty decent for nogs. btw we arent talking 'oh its just another bikie/dickhead' nah we are talking retarded over the top alcoholic and massive motherfucker who doesnt stop until someone throws a fuckin grand piano at them. theyre fucked up to the point that 1%ers dont want em.
meet kev. kev is your typical new zealand gentleman of immigrant status - well this kev is from a tv show but 'housos' is funny because literally every character in it is people someone knows, and yes, all in the same community - lol holy fuck 'Securicrap' security... still got a couple of their shirts somewhere :D
ok, so, new zealand technically doesnt exist anyway, but its kind of backed up by this free travel arrangement where we can bounce between countries, but also theres some shit that goes on, where new zealanders can somehow claim centerlink payments etc while theyre here as well, and on top of that they make up a... less than unsubstantial percentage of the trades/labouring workforce/liquor tax source.
Maoris are quite often big motherfuckers, either built like brick shit houses, or built like shit brick houses, but its rare to meet one over here that couldnt easily go full shrek mode and throw a pair of apprentices across a worksite without a sweat. so we know our new zealanders here. white kiwis here are relatively rare, maoris arent.
a proper maori haka is either a war dance/greeting/marriage/death ceremony. the liberal whites fucking run the mouth off about cultural appropriation but you marry one of them or one thats looked after em dies, white guys get asked to join in as equal warriors as a full respect thing. the full war ones (not the tv shit) are actually pretty legit.
then there are the other islanders who also do ... similar dances... but shit they look funny.
Edinburgh Military Tattoo usually has pretty much all of em in full once a year.
Now you get to get bored by another trucks text wall.
EDIT - wish i could find it to repost it but i managed to get a video downloaded from a news report on our anti vaxx tradey protests a few years back.... this shit was epic...
Rifle bearing SWAT cop with his rifle about 3 foot from a maori dudes face telling him to get back, maori looks at him, raises the middle finger and starts yelling at him to fuck back off... which the rifle armed cop promptly fucking does. even the legit SOGgies knew they had fucked up big time that day and made a complete dick of themselves.
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what those netball playing poofs who are not retarded, only gay, did, that was called a 'haka' is not.
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no hes not better than a maori at a haka. we can be as white supremacist as we like theyre actually pretty fucking cool, theyre not usually used as political shit like it was this week.
is he more retarded than a maori?
im not going to answer that one.
EDIT - im just gonna throw this in right - most people see retarded island niggers when they think of hakas... but if you do enough private security in aus/nz youre going to at some stage have to deal with someone like 'jake the muss' they do exist. i dont really blame lobsters with rifles for shitting their britches, id rather have those dudes on my side (and in oz pretty much everyone has a 'kev') maoris are pretty decent for nogs. btw we arent talking 'oh its just another bikie/dickhead' nah we are talking retarded over the top alcoholic and massive motherfucker who doesnt stop until someone throws a fuckin grand piano at them. theyre fucked up to the point that 1%ers dont want em.
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Definitely got the bantz of one.
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If I dress like Paul Hogan and ride a Harley, I'll be good then?
I do ofc Assume the entirety of Australia looks like the inside of that one bar.
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ok, so, new zealand technically doesnt exist anyway, but its kind of backed up by this free travel arrangement where we can bounce between countries, but also theres some shit that goes on, where new zealanders can somehow claim centerlink payments etc while theyre here as well, and on top of that they make up a... less than unsubstantial percentage of the trades/labouring workforce/liquor tax source.
Maoris are quite often big motherfuckers, either built like brick shit houses, or built like shit brick houses, but its rare to meet one over here that couldnt easily go full shrek mode and throw a pair of apprentices across a worksite without a sweat. so we know our new zealanders here. white kiwis here are relatively rare, maoris arent.
a proper maori haka is either a war dance/greeting/marriage/death ceremony. the liberal whites fucking run the mouth off about cultural appropriation but you marry one of them or one thats looked after em dies, white guys get asked to join in as equal warriors as a full respect thing. the full war ones (not the tv shit) are actually pretty legit.
then there are the other islanders who also do ... similar dances... but shit they look funny.
Edinburgh Military Tattoo usually has pretty much all of em in full once a year.
Now you get to get bored by another trucks text wall.
EDIT - wish i could find it to repost it but i managed to get a video downloaded from a news report on our anti vaxx tradey protests a few years back.... this shit was epic...
Rifle bearing SWAT cop with his rifle about 3 foot from a maori dudes face telling him to get back, maori looks at him, raises the middle finger and starts yelling at him to fuck back off... which the rifle armed cop promptly fucking does. even the legit SOGgies knew they had fucked up big time that day and made a complete dick of themselves.
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