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1987? con77 and his uncle showing the vintage original Bull Durham ad he talked a redneck into selling

submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 14:15:36 ago (+19/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/do7bx8.jpg

zoom in on the artwork. its hilarious

the uncle hung it in his man cave in Detroit where he and the other racists that worked at GM had a good laugh over it.

the redneck that sold it later complained that he didnt get enough for it. He was right. I told him tough shit!


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 21:49:10 ago (+0/-0)

so in other racist news....

was it just a bullshit prank that black mammy aunt jemima is coming back?

with a bit of luck we might even get our 'Coon' cheese back here in Oz.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 14:52:23 ago (+1/-0)

Barefoot pickaninny and Aunt Jemima being literal porch monkeys.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 14:54:36 ago (+1/-0)

bucktooth eatin watermelon. chickens and pig in yard!

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:20:54 ago (+1/-0)

Oh shit! Now I'll never be able to run for office!

[ - ] canbot 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 23:19:55 ago (+0/-0)

That's not a porch, it's a general store. They are working, not sitting around doing nothing.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 15:03:45 ago (+1/-0)

Complaining about what you got for it, while also having sold it for that amount, is just sour-puss bitchin.

Either nobody was willing to pay what he wanted for it, which means it wasn't worth that much, it later gained in value(real or not), he's being miserly, or he's just bitchin to bitch.

Great art, it should be properly framed and protected against beer spills.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 15:13:13 ago (+1/-0)

it was. he recently died. he had two sons. Im sure one of them has it hanging now.

the dude that sold it was a bitch. I TOLD HIM iD BEAT HIS ASS AFTER =HE DRUNKENLY PROPOSITIONED MY GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME. HE MADE IT A POINT TO AVOID ME IN THE FOLLOWING YEARS.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 15:56:12 ago (+1/-0)

My! It shure am sweet tastan!

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 15:56:31 ago (+1/-0)

Zoom in? All I see is monkeys.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:55:20 ago (+1/-0)

Ya know, I've never seen that whole movie. You got the best yarns con

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 18:30:12 ago (+1/-0)

It's a tobacco ad from the 40s

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 18:34:03 ago (+0/-0)

Suppose it's not a coincidence production stopped same year movie released?

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 18:24:19 ago (+0/-0)

Ì really should write an autobiography.

Strange luck

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 18:31:49 ago (+0/-0)

Go for it man! Seems you're already serialized

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 18:45:19 ago (+1/-0)

My grandfather had all kinds of stuff like this that I have. and I'm a full blooded redneck and you city boys will never get it. I also have the nigger statues in my yard. Not one complaint all these years.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 18:52:05 ago (+1/-0)

You got the yard statue?
That's hilarious

I almost had to introduce Mr Sig to a nigger on a bicycle that was starting shit with me at a red light last month.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 20:22:50 ago (+1/-0)

I have the whole collection. I have a little babbling brook that runs through and I have a little bridge built over it and a nog statue sitting on it fishing. I have another one in my front yard holding a lantern that works. I got all kinds of them. They're worth money. I've heard that some states have banned them.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 19:25:55 ago (+1/-0)

You're uncle was fuckin Roy Scheider!?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 15:05:44 ago (+2/-0)

What a score.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 16:00:18 ago (+2/-0)

Now there’s a potential business idea. Re-release art work and ads banned by progressives and wokies for allegedly being racist and sexist. Sell it online I bet there is a market for your typical mom in the kitchen or sambo /aunt jemina ads of yesteryear, the good stuff baby!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:53:35 ago (+0/-0)

Genius

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 18:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

There's t shirts like that on Amazon

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:31:16 ago (+2/-0)

I'll trade you that poster for 2 gallons of maple syrup and a jar of pickled herring...luv the porch monkey

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 17:50:37 ago (+2/-0)

Throw in that old 10 Guage and you got a deal

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2024 18:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

HA